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anonymouse

anonymouse

Miami Beach, FL
OLD SKOOL

JUL 21, 2008 01:03 PM

I am so glad I came to Chicago for Pitchfork this year. I came for Jarvis. I saw Jarvis. It was better than sex.

Jarvis made eye contact with me for a good thirty seconds. He locked eyes with me, he pointed directly at me, and he sang, "Girls like it too." I do, Jarvis, I do. ("Girls like it too" was John Peel's sex advice. It was in a letter he wrote to his little brother.)

Jarvis is so beautiful. He's a pasty, English sex GOD. I love him so much. You can bet I sang along with him when he sang, "I wanna be your lover." Oh, I wish he had pointed at me then, too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know I'm being terribly fangirly, but Jarvis Cocker is my Elvis. I look at those old videos of girls screaming at the Beatles, and I know how they felt. So did several hundred other girls, going by the estrogen-heavy SCREAMS, especially when he removed his jacket and when he did, oh god, pelvic thrusts RIGHT IN MY FACE. I could have died happily right then. He's so sexy. I love it when he says dirty words!! I am happy there were other people who shouted out, "I love you, Jarvis!!!!" Some of them were even guys.

I love you, Jarv. Marry me?

Margot_Dent

Margot_Dent

Los Angeles, CA
February 2004

JUL 21, 2008 01:05 PM




nom

anonymouse

anonymouse

Miami Beach, FL
OLD SKOOL

JUL 21, 2008 01:13 PM



I know.



Jena

Jena

Tampa, FL
June 2003

JUL 22, 2008 09:08 PM

Jarvis & Rocky Balboa

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

JUL 22, 2008 09:33 PM

he is pretty rad.

redmess

redmess

Vanuatu
August 2004

JUL 22, 2008 09:42 PM

oh shit, girl.

i feel ya

anonymouse

anonymouse

Miami Beach, FL
OLD SKOOL

JUL 23, 2008 02:17 PM

I have m-bated to "Pencil Skirt" more than twice. Am I the only one?

anonymouse

anonymouse

Miami Beach, FL
OLD SKOOL

JUL 23, 2008 02:31 PM



1:09, baby, 1:09. I think he did it because I was clutching my hand to my chest like a tard, like I was going to recite the goddamn pledge of allegiance or I was trying to keep my heart from beating right out of my chest, I don't know which.

Edit: Sorry for the double post! I found this and got really excited.

theDrunkMonk

theDrunkMonk

Charlotte, NC
January 2003

JUL 31, 2008 06:05 AM

Have you seen this? or this?

anonymouse

anonymouse

Miami Beach, FL
OLD SKOOL

JUL 31, 2008 02:22 PM

Yes, I have. Two of my friends pointed it out to me. tongue

By the way, I spotted myself in the Dinosaur Jr. and Sebadoh videos they posted yesterday.

SmithsFan

SmithsFan

San Diego, CA
July 2008

AUG 01, 2008 07:38 PM

Great to see so much love for Jarvis. He is the main reason why I went to Coachella last year so that's awesome you got to see him in Chicago. The highlight of his Coachella performance was "I Will Kill Again." Did he bless the crowd with that masterpiece at Pitchfork?

theDrunkMonk

theDrunkMonk

Charlotte, NC
January 2003

AUG 02, 2008 12:31 AM

anonymouse said:
Yes, I have. Two of my friends pointed it out to me. tongue

By the way, I spotted myself in the Dinosaur Jr. and Sebadoh videos they posted yesterday.



Lou??

anonymouse

anonymouse

Miami Beach, FL
OLD SKOOL

AUG 02, 2008 05:48 AM

theDrunkMonk said:

anonymouse said:
Yes, I have. Two of my friends pointed it out to me. tongue

By the way, I spotted myself in the Dinosaur Jr. and Sebadoh videos they posted yesterday.



Lou??



Har har, no. I'm not Lou Barlow. tongue

Tarqu1n

Tarqu1n

Victoria, BC
February 2005

AUG 03, 2008 11:26 AM

I used to live in London and if you want to a good chance at bumping into Jarvis Cocker hang out on Upper Street in Islington.

The first time I met him he was at Vulture Video getting a DVD to rent. Nice bloke and while not super chatty in a lineup (understandable really), he did take the complement I gave him for Pulp concert I had gone to years before very well and shook my hand.

Jarvis= Master Stageman

hypnotyst

hypnotyst

Australia
January 2008

AUG 04, 2008 03:22 AM

anonymouse said:
I have m-bated to "Pencil Skirt" more than twice. Am I the only one?



No, no you are not. love

This thread is some fine Jarvis porn. I'd have his clever, effete babies any damn day.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Disclaimer: I actually am a non-breeder so they're ironic hypothetical babies. biggrin

Margoled

Margoled

United Kingdom
July 2008

AUG 08, 2008 12:13 AM

I am totally with you on that great pics ..