Elvis was Emo

I was listening to E today and it occurred to me that the king was perhaps the first emo artist.

Look at those tight pants and perty lips! You think if he wasnt around now boys wouldnt be wantin to kiss him?!?!?!

Heres the lyrics to my favorite elvis emo song and my vision of an emo elvis





love me

Treat me like a fool,
Treat me mean and cruel,
But love me.

Wring my faithful heart,
Tear it all apart,
But love me.

If you ever go,
Darling, Ill be oh so lonely
Ill be sad and blue,
Crying over you, dear only.

I would beg and steal
Just to feel your heart
Beatin close to mine

Well, if you ever go,
Darling, Ill be oh so lonely
Ill be sad and blue,
Crying over you, dear only.

I would beg and steal
Just to feel your heart
Beatin close to mine

Well, if you ever go,
Darling, Ill be oh so lonely
Beggin on knees,
All I ask is please, please love me
Oh yeah

sorry i just had to get that out!

I think right now, he's digging himself out of his grave and coming to kick yr ass.

my girlfriend came up with this one but i think hes a lil too happy and he shouldnt be smiling



and by the way cassiel you cant hang with my love of E

If you want ill post my poster of elvis i have over the toliet i got from the elvisorama museum before it closed.

If you cant have fun with E than you dont really love him.

cassiel - i have reason to believe he's still alive - and still weraring tight pants. woohoo...

actually, i think i saw him at the 7-11, he didnt seem to care. He was just worried about mopping up the damn slurpee some kid spilled

Emo and TCB cannot co-exist within the same human, one attribute must trump the other. Therefore I'd say The King cannot be emo. However, being that The King is no ordinary human, it just may be possible for him. this needs more discussion.
I fucking love going to the DMV or the airport here and seeing Elvis. I say to L.A: HA HA! you don't have Elvii! HA HA!

I hate you OP.

"Why so emo?"