The "if you like_____, then you'll like_____" thread

First about MOJAVE 3.. I am a big Slowdive fan and don't like MOJAVE3... BUT the first record is the SHIT! I include it in the Slowdive material...

That said:

If you like Nirvana's "Bleach" you'll like Girls Against Boys "Venus Luxure"
If you like Mogwai you MAY like Isis
If you like GODSPEED you'll like TARENTEL
If you like Velvet Underground You'll like CATPOWER
If you like CATPOWER you'll like Nina Nastasia
If you like Do Make Say Think you'll like DELREY

Oh.. while I'm on it...

If you like THE FAINT then you'll like THE VANISHING
If you like THE CURE then you'll like CALLA
If you like THE JESUS AND MARY CHAIN then you'll like LOWCLOUDCOVER
If you like MAZZY STAR then you'll like TRESSPASSER's WILLIAM
If you like JOY DIVISION then you'll like TAGGING SATELLITES

If you like Portishead then you'll like Liquid Element

Listen here:
http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/635/liquid_element.html

if you like early Elvis Costello, you might like The Pawn Rook Four.

if you like Emmylou Harris (especially the way she sounds on Bob Dylan's Desire) you will like Edith Frost.

and then you might like Future Bible Heroes, in which case you already listen to the Magnetic Fields.

if the Silver Jews are too fast for you, you'll like Smog.

if you like Neil Diamond, Springsteen, or sincerity and fucking talent, listen to Crooked Fingers. i cannot emphasize this enough.

If you like The Cure then you'll like Kittens for Christians

if you like The Books, you'll like Menomena
mmmmm.....

i haven't found this to be the case. but the books ARE spectacular....

if you like Primus then you'll like Buckethead
if you like Placebo then you'll like Kill Hannah
if you like Cradle of Filth, then you'll like Abyssos
if you like Future Sound of London you might like Tabla Beat Science