Suggestive (But Not Explicit) Lyrics

My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling

Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling

I cant remember which, but there is an Elvis song that has a line in it

Im a one eyed cat peeping in to the seafood store

or something like that anyway. I think its shake, rattle and roll, but i could be wrong...

elvis didn't write that...dave clark did...

Almost any Lovage song. I think my favourite in terms of lyrics is Stroker Ace though. The presentation is also quite something:

Monsieur Dan
Can I come with you
As you both look awfully kind

Sadly he and me are through
Let me tell you what i've got in mind
I'll sing to you my mewing charm
Looks like you both could use a pet
And purr my purr all night long
I think a pussy's your best bet

CHORUS:
Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking is the antidote
Stroke that, it's a start
Only for the wild at heart
Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking is the antidote
Stroke that shiny coat
Stoking's what it's all about

My tail alone could tell you tales
It's got a life all of its own
Watch it move just like a sail
Sail you to the twilight zone
I love to lap a spot cream
And i assure you that i'm neat
But you never know what you can expect
When the pussy is in heat

CHORUS

I like to watch, if you don't mind
Every sphinx knows how to pass the time
Your little love nest suits me well
Let me show you how to cast a spell

CHORUS

from what i have heard, this phenom is what gave birth to "bubblegum rock"

songs like the archies'm "sugar sugar" that seemed very wholesome but had an implied sexual content.

i also like that sam and dave got to sing, "hold on, i'm coming" and have people assume it wasn't about sex.

oh man this is so easy.
spinal tap

Sex Farm

Let's rock and roll
Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
And poking your hay

Scratching in your henhouse
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
I'm leaving my spray

Sex farm woman
I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman
I'll rake and mow you down

Sex farm woman
Don't you see my silo risin' high
Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering you livestock
They know what I need

Working up a hot sweat
I'm scretching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed

Sex farm woman
I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman
I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman
Don't you feel my tractor rumbling by
by-by-byyyy

Working on a sex farm
Wolfing down some cornbread
I'm turning on the tv
Joining the grange.

The lyrics in "Penny Lane" speak of fish & finger pie.

lots of first and second wave ska is really filthy
some prince buster and anything by judge dread (every one of his albums was banned by the BBC)
but for suggestive i think im gonna have to go with Warrant's Cherry Pie