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SleeperCell

SleeperCell

I'm lost
June 2007

JUN 11, 2007 05:08 AM





Are you gothic? Are you Lolita-ish? Would it be too much to ask you to be Japanese, too? How about Cello? Do you play Cello?



If you can jump through these hyperspecific hoops, then guess what? You're Courtney Love's new cellist!



Being Courney Love's new cellist gives you a lot of perks. According to a MySpace message posted on her behalf, you'll be able to:



Travel with Courtney and her band to Paris, Los Angeles (where you can stay at her guest house) New York and back to Europe for a show in London and perhaps Manchester…This is of urgency and if you're sending to us you can drop everything in a second and come on tour… Courtney needs you yesterday.



What are you waiting for, grasshopper? Hop on it. It's already tomorrow!

thrash242

thrash242

Pearland, TX
September 2004

JUN 11, 2007 11:06 AM

Aw, crap, I'm not any of those! frown

On a related note, I'm looking for a japanese gothic lolita cellist girlfriend. Send me a message if you are one and are single, plzkthxbye.

Mark_plus_Beer

Mark_plus_Beer

United Kingdom
August 2005

JUN 11, 2007 11:09 AM

damn i just don't fit that criteria

Vivid

Vivid

SUICIDEGIRL

Michigan, USA

JUN 11, 2007 11:21 AM

because Emilie Autumn totally doesnt need her anymore.

therisen

therisen

United Kingdom
June 2007

JUN 11, 2007 12:16 PM

ooooh, in the dream world, one of my old birds would get the job. Firstly, she was a Cellist. But more importantly, she had a huge, and totally amazing pair of tits. I only say this 'cos it means I could have a look at her again.

Er, she wasn't japanese though...

but she did have big tits....

Karuna

Karuna

Butler, PA
April 2007

JUN 11, 2007 04:23 PM

Vivid said:
because Emilie Autumn totally doesnt need her anymore.



So very true. Emile is amazing.

OctEgon

OctEgon

Tustin, CA
July 2005

JUN 11, 2007 04:25 PM

"Must also be good at tying rubber hoses."

scarekrow

scarekrow

USA
December 2005

JUN 11, 2007 05:11 PM

So I'm already attracted to Courtney Love's new cellist, is that wrong?

In any case, there is no sexier cellist than Sarah Balliet of Murder by Death.

Vanessa

Vanessa

SUICIDEGIRL

New Mexico, USA

JUN 11, 2007 05:16 PM

scarekrow said:
So I'm already attracted to Courtney Love's new cellist, is that wrong?



Haha no, because I am toowink

Mthrsuperior

Mthrsuperior

Victoria, BC
November 2002

JUN 11, 2007 05:21 PM

scarekrow said:

In any case, there is no sexier cellist than Sarah Balliet of Murder by Death.



Hmmm I dunno maybe...

scarekrow

scarekrow

USA
December 2005

JUN 11, 2007 06:24 PM

Mthrsuperior said:

scarekrow said:

In any case, there is no sexier cellist than Sarah Balliet of Murder by Death.



Hmmm I dunno maybe...]



Alas, if only I could find a good picture of Sarah on her instrument. She was gorgeous live.



She was also using a different cello which was sleek and black and much more flattering.

Sure, the picture is cut off, but I'm lazy... and you should know how to see it all tongue

coop38926

coop38926

USA
May 2007

JUN 11, 2007 07:22 PM

How about a laotian greaser? thats the best i could find on such short notice.....sorry courtney

Alecks

Alecks

Visalia, CA
October 2004

JUN 11, 2007 10:06 PM

Vanessa said:

scarekrow said:
So I'm already attracted to Courtney Love's new cellist, is that wrong?



Haha no, because I am toowink



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