NEWS: Gothic Lolita-esque Musician-Type Seeks Same. Japanese a Huge Plus.

MUSIC: Gothic Lolita-esque Musician-Type Seeks Same. Japanese a Huge Plus.

Are you gothic? Are you Lolita-ish? Would it be too much to ask you to be Japanese, too? How about Cello? Do you play Cello?



If you can jump through these hyperspecific hoops, then guess what? You're Courtney Love's new cellist!



Being Courney Love's new cellist gives you a lot of perks. According to a MySpace message posted on her behalf, you'll be able to:

What are you waiting for, grasshopper? Hop on it. It's already tomorrow!

Aw, crap, I'm not any of those!

On a related note, I'm looking for a japanese gothic lolita cellist girlfriend. Send me a message if you are one and are single, plzkthxbye.

damn i just don't fit that criteria

ooooh, in the dream world, one of my old birds would get the job. Firstly, she was a Cellist. But more importantly, she had a huge, and totally amazing pair of tits. I only say this 'cos it means I could have a look at her again.

Er, she wasn't japanese though...

but she did have big tits....

So very true. Emile is amazing.

"Must also be good at tying rubber hoses."

So I'm already attracted to Courtney Love's new cellist, is that wrong?

In any case, there is no sexier cellist than Sarah Balliet of Murder by Death.

Hmmm I dunno maybe...

Alas, if only I could find a good picture of Sarah on her instrument. She was gorgeous live.



She was also using a different cello which was sleek and black and much more flattering.

Sure, the picture is cut off, but I'm lazy... and you should know how to see it all

How about a laotian greaser? thats the best i could find on such short notice.....sorry courtney

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