Songs about masturbation...

I'll start:

"Pictures of Lily" - The Who
"Mirror in the Bathroom" - The English Beat
"Turning Japanese" - The Vapors

There's gotta be a hundred more...

The Divinyls - 'I Touch Myself'

1)Cyndi Lauper's "She Bop" (*great* song)
2)Tori Amos's "Icicle"

dbx - masturbate
msi - masturbates

ok, had to get those ones out of the way..

Goin' to Carolina in my mind (just kidding, but if you listen to it right...)

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Nasty Habits by oingo boingo



[Edited on Feb 25, 2003 by earth5star]

That WASP "Fuck Like a Beast" song.

I've heard a few people say that Bob Dylan's "Ballad of a Thin Man" is about wanking. I know something's happening, but I don't know what it is.

holy s'nikes, I never thought I would have a reason to bring this up, but my buddies punk band in high school did a "cover" of Joy Divisions Isolation, but sang, Masturbation, instead, it was amusing.

Mother, I tried, please believe me
I'm doing the best that I can
I'm ashamed of the things
I've been put through
I'm ashamed of the person I am

Masturbation!

bister in the sun


i'm high as a kite and i just might stop to check you out.

I think he meant he really is high as a kite...

It's a song by (I think) the Greg Kihn Band but I'm not sure what, if anything, it has to do with self-pleasure.

Bad Religion: Forbidden Beat & Get Off
Spitboy: Touch

Shit, that's all I got right now.

oops. somebody got it.

[Edited on Feb 25, 2003 by Dave_H]

"girls of porn" - mr bungle

oh thats right!

devo also has "jerkin back and forth" and "penetration in the centerfold"

It's the phone number from a song of the same name (about Jenny), sung by Tommy Tutone.

Now that that's settled...

I LOVE both 'Masturbate' by the Dave Brockie Experience and "The Girls of Porn" by Mr. Bungle, but I think my all-time favorite is Gwar's "Ham on a Bone."

cyndi lauper - "she bop"
billy idol - "dancing with myself"

uncontrolable urge -- Devo

and
pink thing -- XTC

GREAT topic Mr. "Jacker" --

While the two best songs have already been mentioned ("She Bop" and PICTURES OF LILY"), I'd like to add:

**Tweet "(Ooops) Oh My"
**Elvis Costello "Pump It Up"
**Prince "Darling Nickie" (probably spelled differently tho I can't figger how to get any numbers in there)
**Sebadoh "Home Made"
**Buzzcocks "Orgasm Addict"
**Clarence Carter "Strokin'
**Billy Bragg "Saint Swithin's Day"
**Billy Squier that "Stroke" song??
**Jackson Browne "Rosie"

PS -- There's a whole chapter about this subject written by Dave Marsh in the excellent "Stranded" book.

Wow. I saved myself quite a bit of embarassment by re reading the title of the thread.

"Songs about masturbation" NOT "songs to masturbate too"

Actually, I have that book somewhere but it's been so long since I 've read it that I forgot about it. And how could I have fogotten "Orgasm Addict"...

"Sneakin' in the backdoor with dirty magazines,
so your mother wants to know
what are those stains on your jeans?"

The Buzzcocks are my most favorite. I actually hear they have a new album coming out and the advance word is very positive.

thinking of you, by a perfect circle

The Rev. Horton Heat: Do it.
well technically it's about him wanting to watch someone else wank off, but I think that counts. since he's so lovely and sleazy.