The Essence of Rodney Thurman

This is the begining of an article I am writting - I will provide the completed article when I am done. This is just the teaser



THE ESSENCE OF RODNEY THURMAN
Or "How I left the witness protection program, and got on the road to Fame."


Rodney Thurman sits down and takes the inside. His girlfriend Janette usually needs to get out more often. I am sitting next to his friend Jim, who I will find out speaks abut as much as a monk who has taken a vow of silence.
The first thing I ask Rodney is where he grew up. This should have been a softball question, really I meant it to be a little background. Instead I get the revelation that although he was born in Missouri he then moved to Arizona because his family was in the witness protection program. His mom was dating one of the biggest drug dealers in the state. I am now wondering if those two guys who just walked in are looking really hard in our direction.
" I was so young at the time I really don't remember what was really going on, but I do vividly remember the FBI saying "Pack up your stuff. You guys are going to move"
He didn't have to change his name, or so I am told. At least I am facing the door.