if you had a band what would it be called?

See kids? THAT'S how it's done!

Oh, here's another good one that catboner and I came up with- HITLERBONG!!!

I always wanted to have a band called Jesus Jim and the Crispy Christmas Tree .... not quite sure why.

i like despondency.
first it was:
done.

now it is:
a sail.

I DO have a band, and it is called Painful Rectal Itch (PRI).

The Flaming Daisies

Meat Swan

-t-shirts would feature a swan logo formed from deviled ham-

I think the best one I've ever come up with is, you ready?

"Your mom and two lesbians."

Just think about it. "Come and see Your Mom and two Lesbians on stage!"
or "Your Mom and two Lesbians rocked man!"
or "Your Mom and two Lesbians were awesome last night!"
and it goes on and on.

r0x0r to the max0r is an awesome name.

Back to my CS 411 project. Somehow someway I will do ASCII porn as my final project!

best band name ever: gorilla biscuits reunion show.

that was really a band, i forget where they were from, problably long island or somewhere in PA or something, they played two or three shows and got their asses kicked by angry hardcore kids at every single one.

i always wanted to be in a band called thrifty mistress, cuz i need one.

a friend of mine who has never met robin in his life has just named his band ASSMASTER

Burn The 4-Way

After something I saw painted on a building at a 4-way stop in the countryside near here. That's actually been years ago, but it's stuck with ever since then.

i was in a band we were called treehugger then it switched to swoon, and ive always liked the name braid monster... along with
Ego fast
Zand

I'm going to start an all-Jew band and call it
The Hebrew School Dropouts.

For some reason all your band names made me think of:

Witch's Tit

Could be a band along the lines of pagan punk band Iowaska or the porncore band Rockbitch.

Bah, I like f'ed up ones man... like Finger Eleven, their original band name back in Canada was "The Rainbow Butt Monkeys"

So sad when you don't know what a Babboon is called...

The Shitty McFuck Fucks.

Non-Threatening Boys Magazine

-bobby

Straight Acting Queer

band name/ pseudonym : Arthur Dexter Bradley (via Dylan's Hurricane)

Salicious Midget

Sex by Appointment

My friend wanted to call his metal band Osmium as 'Osmium' is the heaviest metal on the periodic table.

See.

[Edited on Jul 23, 2004 by hoisin]

haha a friend of mine was in a short-lived band called "brown means go". he was colorblind.
i would call my band either "caravan" or "apologetic nudist".