if you had a band what would it be called?

if i had a band it
would be called one of the following

electric retard,
all the wrong reasons,
the razorblade cookie
Gas hEater

Big Wally and the Beaver Cleavers

The Swinging Colostomy Bags

SpeedWeiner

Montana Sex Triangle

Very Special Lady Friend

I can't believe meempants hasn't answered this yet, he's got a great one.

Voluminous Spoon

(don't tell anyone I said that - it's supposed to be a private joke with a friend)

other good names I've tossed around:

Taco del Muerte
The Langoliers
Threes Company

Band Names I Have known and loved when attempting to be in a band and failing miserably:

Waxhead
Meester Coffee
The Theophile Ninja Phenomenon
Richard and Judy (named after an irritating set of UK based Good Morning America types, the joke was supposed to be that we were a four piece, yadda yadda yadda)

Yeah...probably....

Pyomitra.

Think about where I work and then ask yourself if you really want to know what it means.

-c

P.S. Edit - I also always liked the idea of a band called, "Optimist Prime and the GoTards".

[Edited on Feb 05, 2003 by caddok]

Edit #II
I almost forgot! A few months ago I had this super realistic dream about myself learning to play bango REALLY well and then making a career out of touring with a death-Banjo band under the name, "Mean Enis". In the dream I was dressed kinda like the Eminem action figure - Hockey mask, bib overalls hanging by one strap and having legs cut off at odd lengths, and big beaten redwing boots.
The music was speedmetle on an electric banjo with spikes sticking out of the rim.
The sagging bib of the overalls always exposed my scare (I had openheart surgery as a wee lad) and the rest of the band either had, or put on make up to look like, they had big scars od the surgical nature. I never removed my mask when playing with the band or during interviews. In my personal life I never mentioned to anyone that I was in a band at all.
It was an awsome dream!

Feeling dorkie,
-c

[Edited on Feb 05, 2003 by caddok]

Edit #III for horriffic speling airers.

[Edited on Feb 05, 2003 by caddok]

i'm in that band i think?

The band Im in now has two names, depending on where were and what we're playin

Hands In The Glass (hardcore punk)

El Guapo's Plethora (poppy emo/ punk)

Crumbcatcher

My bands name is gonna be:
ALWAYS BROKEN

you just love that one to death, don't you?

ooh, ooh-here's one:

fuck my fuck fucking band, the best fuckity fucking music your fucking ears will fuckever fucking hear.

that, or

virgin snow

or

old hag's wrinkled dug

or

the fat, dirty ne'er-do-wells

"Pissed on kickflush"

or

"the chain smokin grammas"

Yes. It's just that good.

"Hey, have you guys heard the new CD by FMFFBtBFFMYFEWFFH?"

[Edited on Feb 06, 2003 by skryche]

I'd go for "Los Robos" and the first album would be named "Dia de Los Robos"

i've always leanded towards "the syndicate" and "atomic rooster fetus" ever since i found out that "the beatles" was taken by some british assclowns. i mean "the beatles"??? who would take that name. must be a bunch of no talent losers.

in the words of countless eighties kids,

YOU ARE HALAIR


[Edited on Feb 06, 2003 by relethed]

[Edited on Feb 06, 2003 by relethed]

Electronic Voice Phenomena (EVP)

I happen to have a band, and have been in 2 before, and I thought all 3 names were keen (OMG did I just use that word )
1) Circus Aisle
2) Four-Ton Cookie
3 (and current) Ruptured Youth

Hitler Radio.

ive been trying to get my friend jenny to lead sing in my band and call it Ginny and Juice

ive been in a few bands some with cool names (i.e.that one guy)some with dumb ones(i.e.sugar tree)
these are just some off the top of my head:
dertay little sexrets(my friends band)
the shit you nots
hugburn
candy can and the can'ts
fill up more is
man gravy
the frilly flamers