if you had a band what would it be called?

lactating penis

Breakfast Pizza

The Fucking A's

or

The Fucking Right!?

Ukumelee

The Larry Alvarez Band
or
Lesbian Furniture

Chewy Bishop
Red Weasel
Consilation Prize Fighter.

Caiaphas' Court

Jonny Cobra and the Night Terrors

Depends really. If I was doing something sorta atmospherically Black Meta, probably a grandiose poetic name like Blackhouse Avatar. I have no idea what it even means, but it's cool sounding.

Going to the bathroom

infinite devil machine

i only have one choice

The Flaming Monkey Weasels Of Sin

our bikes have gears : the hill climb album

Doris Day and the Time.......

Cat Butt.

Karaoke Toby Queef

These pop into my head all the time. The latest one would be for a straight-edge Scandinavian, Christian metal band called Bjorn Again...

I went to a generator and it came up with "Blood of Christians is Seed".

Or you could abbreviate it, BoCiS.

1) Mythology of the Asylum
2) Sleazy Nap Smokers
3) Diabolical Spit Troop

Facing Foresight

Breath of the Dying

Or perhaps... Yojo's Wrath

May have posted some of these before...

The Sharon Tate Murder
I Am So Much More Me That You Are Perfectly You
The Dexter Morgan Discharge
I Grew Up In Los Alamos
Little People, Big Heads
The Fog Came Through Town & The Devil Appeared
I Ate An Orange and Threw Up Bullets
Beer-Bong Death-Clutch
Pink Pills Kill
My Mind is a Racehorse and I'm Still Grinning
Sawblade Staircase
Freddy Kruger
The Lonesome Crowded West and His Bitch of A Wife
Nutter Butter
I Bite My Nails
Crash Course Into The Worst Possible Life
These Are Not The Droids You're Looking For
Learn To Swim
Geddy Lee Voice Syndrome
Combinations of Stereotypes
Thom Yorke's Lazy Eye
Insomnia Rules My Life
Cow Stomachs
6667
I Was Born Before You
I Can't Play Guitar
Swallow My Face
Mediafire & the Kids
My Niece is Cooler than Yours
The Missiles Are Coming...
Shin Splints
Planter Wart Syphilis
Super Glue and Our Adventures
Postcards in the Gutter
Tailbone Injury
The Conscience of Gene Simmons
Purging Emoticons
Seat Belt Asphyxiation

When I was ten we had a band with my sister and two other girls at school We were the Pretty Good Girls

Pin-up Parley
The Atomic Milk-bar Habitues

Something else totally random

Sigmund Floyd