R. Kelly's "Trapped In The Closet"?

Can anyone tell me what the fuck is up with that?

Psh, welcome to, like, a year ago.

Hey, man. I never claimed to be "hip."

Not knowing about TITC makes you doublepluship.

That saga made us all dumber.

Best album of all time ever. That's what. R. Kelly is a genius that our society is not yet ready to accept. Seriously, he's the Galileo of our time. I can't wait for the next twelve episodes.

i don;t know - but it was honestly the funniest thing i've ever seen, a midget shits his pants -
and if you notice - there hasn't been a paraody - simply because its so funny on its own - they can;'t top it

I'm just . . . befuddled. What? What is it? Is it a song? Is there an actual performance it accompanies, God forbid? I don't get it.

I finally saw that one South Park last night--the Scientology one, with Tom Cruise in the closet. When they had R. Kelly singing something about "You gotta come out the closet, 'fore I hafta cap this bitch," I almost fell over.

Unfortunately, TITC is not nearly as funny.

I mean, what I've heard is kind of funny, but . . .

See, I figured that there had to be a thread about this already, but I didn't see one and my confusion was too pressing.

Well, hey! And I once heard that the Pied Piper of Hamelin was a young'un lovin' pervert, too, so it fits!

genius my friend, pure genius.

be kind to the man, or he might piss on you.

That song isnt funny. Its annoying. And R. Kelly sucks. a lot.

I gotta add, most of us could only aspire to have our pictures being the overwhelming offering when googling the phrase " I'm gonna piss on you"

Oooh, good point!

I was sure it was not real when I first heard this garbage.
When you start including midgets in anything, I start to second guess how serious should take it.

But I am still so down with Ignition Remix. Its like that old "Pony" song, the beat just does not get old.

fucking hah
I have a playlist with both those songs as well as No Diggety, Pussy Control and Rturn of the Mack.

You know whats up.

Tom Cruise is trapped in the closet...


That's seriously the funniest South Park EVER!

If ever there has been a more perfect match between music and lyrics, I haven't heard it.

when i actually saw it for the first time, i was tripping out harder than watching the wall on acid!

When people say "Trapped in the Closet" is genius I'm still trying to figure out whether or not they are being facetious.

Clicky-clicky

drip, drip, drip!

TiTC is what we need to send on a rocket into space for aliens to discover, so they can come to Earth and destroy us.

"..and I pull out my guuun!!"

Trapped in The Cupboard