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Atomic_Tiki

Atomic_Tiki

Glendale, CA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 01, 2002 01:22 PM

Ok so this topic isn't about pubes.

It's about bathroom etiquette.

Pubes on the rim of the bowl make me sick.
And that with out saying so does urine, & people who "freckle" the bowl & don't give a second flush.

Does this gross you out too?

Atomic_Tiki

Atomic_Tiki

Glendale, CA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 01, 2002 02:19 PM

ok so knowone got the "freckle the bowl joke" alrighty then whatever

AvantTard

AvantTard

Lakewood, WA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 01, 2002 03:58 PM

In case the whole word didn't already hear, I had a run in with a co-worker of mine who wouldn't flush after he SHIT. On several occasions. He happened to get very indignant when I mentioned it, suggesting it was my fault for being too big of a baby to want to look at his shit.

So, so ridiculous.

googused

googused

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

AUG 01, 2002 04:00 PM

Put one of them in a pint glass and leave it on his desk

AvantTard

AvantTard

Lakewood, WA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 01, 2002 04:12 PM

googuse said:
Put one of them in a pint glass and leave it on his desk



A pube? Or a bowel movement?

Atomic_Tiki

Atomic_Tiki

Glendale, CA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 01, 2002 04:15 PM

googuse said:
Put one of them in a pint glass and leave it on his desk



bahahahaha
either one tongue

AvantTard

AvantTard

Lakewood, WA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 01, 2002 04:27 PM

EricAllen said:

bahahahaha
either one tongue



Yeah, both would be overkill. I'll go for simple and understated, just choosing one or the other.

joyrider

joyrider

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

AUG 01, 2002 04:38 PM

better yet, put a pube on his coke bottle.

AvantTard

AvantTard

Lakewood, WA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 01, 2002 05:13 PM

joyrider said:
better yet, put a pube on his coke bottle.



The ironic thing is... Clarence Thomas just came up in conversation at work yesterday. Hmmmmm.....

vervain

vervain

West Warwick, RI
July 2002

AUG 01, 2002 06:59 PM

i have had some very disconcerting experiences with roomate's "freckling" (awesome word, by the way) i can't get over the fact that some can do explosive diareah and not take a second glance back - they just flush and go. it is amazing. i am perfectly aware of what i may leave behind because i'm a pretty modest person so on that all too frequent occasion i find a backsplash i am stunned/disgusted/amused. YOU ARE NOT ALONE.

solisis

solisis

Cambodia
OLD SKOOL

AUG 01, 2002 09:43 PM

gotta have cleanliness. no stray hairs of any kind. I usually keep a vacuum in my 3X3 foot bathroom

LaneMeyer

LaneMeyer

Brooklyn, NY
August 2002

AUG 02, 2002 12:30 AM

I usually just shit my pants and forego the whole bathroom nonsense.

Oops I Crapped My Pants!
LM.

Jperiod

Jperiod

Long Beach, CA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 02, 2002 12:33 AM

Growing up, my brother had a habit of peeing on the seat which pissed me off.
So I would go into his room, take a clean shirt and clean off the toilet seat, then put his shirt back. I did it for years and he never knew. When I eventually told him he didn't believe me. Or maybe it's that he didn't want to believe me.

Dia

Dia

SUICIDEGIRL

Monaco

AUG 02, 2002 01:32 AM

Funniest pube story ever, courtesy of our new member Sal, who is my loviest dove in the universe and bestest friend....

So she calls me at work, and says, sort of frantic and confused-like, "There's a pube in my nachos and I'm dying of hunger, should I eat it?"

"What the fuck kinda stupid question is that? Should you eat nachos with pubes in them? Why do I feel like Dante in Clerks suddenly?" said I.

"Well," she said, "it's only on one chip, not in the cheese..."

"Oh my God, just throw the bag out. Wait, it's not one of your pubes is it?"

"Why would I have my own pubes in my nachos? No! It's definately someone elses."

"Could it just be some pit hair or something?"

"No, it's totally a pube. I think I'm going to eat these nachos..."

"You gotta be fucking kidding me! You are not eating pubic nachos, end of story, some Mexican guy sat in your nachos, you toss 'em, it's not complex."

"Yeah, you're right, lol, okay I'm totally throwing these out... I gotta go."

Thank you Sal for the ever weird, ever entertaining questions you call me with. I cannot still believe you were considering eating those hideous nachos, although I secretly suspect you did anyways, in total violation of ever maxim known to mankind about food and common decency. Sea monkey food eater, I still have all your waffles. I'm serious. Three boxes. In the freezer. I'm sure they've got severe freezer burn by now. I did eat all your ramen though, slowly, when I was starving half to death.