Sea lice are a pain in the ass....

I'm touching myself in places I didnt know could feel so good. Is there sea lice on the west coast too? Arrrggghhh.......

Must be a Florida thing

what sea lice do you speak of?....the ones I used to see in Alaska could be up to 4 inches long and were usually associated with some sort of carrion..fucking gross. ick ick ick !!!....funny enough.... I was reading a book Wyatt had at the aquarium where he is a curator, and it said they were directly related to head lice....

Cure for lice....you need a hammer, a razor, and some gasoline
Procedure:...shave half of pubes, douse other half with gasoline, ignite...beat lice to death with hammer as they come running out...

You're right, it is a Flroida thing. Actually it's just a Palm Beach County thing I just found out, lucky me. They're actully baby jellyfish that like to hang out from May to August. Prime beach time. If you've ever had a flea bite, imagine that but if it would itch for about 2-3 days straight. Good stuff.

Ok cure for jellyfish stings.....

hot shower and meat tenderizer..(Lawry's, Adolfs etc...)..the papain in the tenderizer will draw out the venom...i suppose you could use fresh papaya too....or in a pinch....urine works well.....

Yeah, peeing on it is easily the coolest and most innappropriate way to cure the jellyfish sting.

Urine is such a beautiful paradox, isn't it?

You Portlanders and your love for watersports. Makes me sick....