People Who Claim To have Dated SG's

Once a month or so, I stumble upon some dum-dum that claims to have either dated or nailed an SG gal. Most common victim? Mary. One of these days, I would love to get a list of the real names of these people to show here and bust their little bubble. Its sad. Sure, we all love our favorite SG's! I would like to meet some of them, they seem like they might be fun to hang with. And you know we can get sexually attracted to them... ahem. Anyways, I would never claim to have dated or fucked them all over the intarweb. And their stories are fucking hilarious. "Prove it" I say. "Give us a photo or something". This is the most recent response to me calling bullshit:
"its not bullshit. we were only dating for 2-3 weeks, but i was swinging between three girls at the time and i wanted to be with just one so i let mary go. no pictures were taken in the short time."
Hahahahahaha! Yeah, right. What a swinger. I say "Hahahahahahaha....."swinging between 3 girls". Super pimp! And you let Mary go? Once again, you lie. If not, you are the biggest fucking idiot in the world."

Anyone else encounter these total kooks?

No, its not like they're not human, but its the context in which these people bring it up. The fact that they cannot prove it and you can catch them contradicting themselves within seconds.

Do my coffee dates with Alice count? If so, I've DEFINITELY dated a SG>

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

i only tell the boys that... to the ladies i'm single

Dating SGs? That's so last year. Now dating SBs, that's avant gard!!!

humm........ lol

No. What he means is it is odd for someone to make their first post at a messageboard about dating an SG.
It just seems an odd way to introduce yourself.

mwah ha ha ha ha !!!!

I date ONLY suicidegirls!!!... and limbogirls too

ALL YOUR SUICIDEGIRLS BELONG TO ME

Ah, spoken like a true prodigy.

With nothing but respect to the girls.........lighten up, they're just people. Alebit hot nekkid people, they're still just people.

*waves his arms*

I think you exist!! I think you exist!!

Precisely. Give Erik a prize... like a date with an SG!

*Claps his hands* I DO believe in fairies! I DO believe in fairies!

I couldn't even pretend I've dated an SG before, but there was this time when I put lipstick on my hand and printed off and cut out a picture of.... uhhhh...... nevermind......

*Scampers off into the shadows*

OOO! I win a date with an SG?
*waits patiently*

I want to date a Suicide Girl.....whos first?

i slept with this girl who played an SG guitar. does that count?

I can see the urge to be all starstruck if I met a SG, But I can't see them as anything but normal girls with normal lives none the less....A boy can dream though can't he?