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Post Your Vampire Jokes Here!

googused

Portland, OR

OLD SKOOL

JUN 18, 2003 11:59 AM

this threwad sucks

pensquare

Tustin, CA

April 2003

JUN 18, 2003 12:01 PM

Vampire jokes are kind of like dead baby jokes, except there aren't any.

googused

Portland, OR

OLD SKOOL

JUN 18, 2003 12:02 PM

How many vampires does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

BLAH!

asreal1

Denmark

June 2003

JUN 18, 2003 12:17 PM

googuse said:
this threwad sucks

Vampire jokes suck!
*cough*

fpkk

United Kingdom

June 2003

JUN 18, 2003 01:03 PM

How many humans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None because they're all dead because we sucked theri blood!

* Oh you wanted jokes about vampires... *

big_dave

United Kingdom

March 2003

JUN 18, 2003 01:24 PM

Two girls are watching a vampire in a bar. One says:
"Wow, he can sure hold his drink!"
"Yeah, he could drink us under the table".....

ChaosMachine

Bloomington, IN

May 2003

JUN 18, 2003 01:38 PM

3 vampires go into a bar, as they sit down 2 of them order bloody maries, the other simply asks for a glass of hot water. The bartender curiuos,asks why just the glassof hot water? The 3rd vampire pulls out a freshly used tampon and says "I'm making tea"

DrKnievel

Tempe, AZ

March 2003

JUN 18, 2003 10:31 PM

I like having Chinese for supper, but an hour later I'm always hungry again.

DrKnievel

Tempe, AZ

March 2003

JUN 18, 2003 10:51 PM

Why did the vampire keep getting tickets for jaywalking?

Because he wouldn't use the cross-walk.

Destro

Washington, PA

OLD SKOOL

JUN 19, 2003 04:32 PM

what did the lesbian vampyre say to her girlfreind after going down on her?
see you next month...

MarquisMark

Azerbaijan

April 2003

JUN 19, 2003 07:39 PM

Why did the vampire go to jail?

He robbed the blood bank.

*wakka-wakka-wakka*

MarquisMark

Azerbaijan

April 2003

JUN 19, 2003 07:39 PM

destro said:
what did the lesbian vampyre say to her girlfreind after going down on her?
see you next month...

That's actually not half bad....

DrKnievel

Tempe, AZ

March 2003

JUN 19, 2003 08:37 PM

What's a vampire's favorite animal?

The giraffe.