While at the local coffee house...

I heard someone say "Fuck lawyers, they're all assholes"
I turned to the guy and said "I take great offense to that"
He looked me up and down and asked "Oh, are you a lawyer?"
To which I replied, "No, I'm an asshole."

I get bored at work

yes.

Rimshot, anyone?

yay! this again!

no thanks

A guy can always try.

mm hmm

I don't have the effort to try this again

Wait a second koleeta, when I click on your link I go to a page that has this threead linked to it?


Does that make these threads siamese twin threads?

Teh heh, I guess it does.

Does anyone else think of "Hotel California" when they read Koleeta's name?

no, I think of my street.

Oh. Well, do you at least know what I'm talking about?

the warm smell of koleetas?

Yes, or whatever the hell they say.

Not until now, but since you've happened to mention it...

Oh, shit, I was supposed to be in bed ten minutes ago.

Well, it is my rule. And I break it every night. But I'm damned tired.

for clarity it is Colitas in "Hotel California". Colitas=Marijuana. and thats a fact jack.

Oh and Cola would be Spanish for Tail and big fat glistening dewdropped buds are referred to as "Foxtails" and I love 'em to death

[Edited on Aug 12, 2003 by FeckWeed]

oh good, becasue everyone used to say that to me all the time whenever I went into chat...