The Santa Tantrum Awards

If you're like me, you could not be more ambivalent about looking at pictures of people's kids. They all look similar to me, they're all varying shades of adorable, and they're all just flat not interesting to me. Unless they're flipping someone off or playing with something extremely dangerous, I just don't care. Kids in person are different. But pictures of children? I humor parents that foist them on me mainly because it'd be rude not to.

I thought that nothing could change this.

I was wrong.

A couple of my favorite entries:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

(Oh, the existential RAGE in his little balled fists!)


So good.

even Santa looks a little pissed.

He's thinking, Fucking turds...

This one is also fantastic.



If I ever have kids, I am going to take him to see Santa when he's as cranky and tired as possible. For posterity.

My personal fave:



"I hate my life, and everything in it."

I hate the smell of tapioca.

I guess those stories about the alcoholic Santa are true

Good find! Now I feel like someone should be a good samaritan and distribute airline bottles of Jack Daniels to every mall santa next year...