why am i still awake?

for real, what the hell?

I'm awake cuz I had 3 Dr. Peppers, a pound of eggrolls and have been watching samurai movies since 11 PM. And I'm still dressed, too? s'cool though. I can get breakfast in about 45 min, if my lazy ass wants to walk over there.

yeah, i've been up since 5am yesterday,
and i'm still wearing the same clothes too
...............mmmmmm eggrolls

i'm awake cos its 14.39 pm here, and the sun is shining, and i'm on my day off.
quite fancy the eggrolls though

my roommates alarm clock just went off

12 more minutes till breakfast. rawk.

what's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls
and a truckload of dead babies?