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MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

NOV 14, 2003 08:57 PM

Okay, here's the deal. My mom is one of the awesomest people I know, and not just because she gave me life and all that crap. She's fuckin' rad anyway- just think how rad a person would have to be to raise ME?

Anyway, now she needs your help, SG. See, for the holidays this year, she had this awesome idea. Her new boyfriend is a biker- he just bought a new Harley Fatboy. BRAND new. Anyhoo, what she's doing for him is seeing how many t-shirts from different Harley Davidson shops she can collect from around the country (and even beyond) to give to him at Christmas. And before you negative Nellies can go "why doesn't she just order them off the internet?", think about it- ANYONE could do that. But the fact that my mom is so fucking awesome and sweet means that she's seeing how many she can get without just ordering them- she wants to see how many she can get hand-delivered (so to speak).

This is where you guys come in.

Now, I've made friends with a lot of you guys from around the good ol' USA, and even further out (Canada, the UK... well, mainly just Canada and the UK). If anyone wants to send me a t-shirt from their local HD dealership that says, "So-and-so Harley Davidson, Whereveryouare, USA", in an XXL, black, I (or my rad mom) would reimburse you.

And if you're just posting in this thread to slag my mom, slag me instead. She's not a member of the site, she doesn't have over 10,000 posts, and it's not her fault she gave birth to a pudgy retard. If you still feel like you have to say something negative, say it about me instead. Thanks.

smile

tarbaby

tarbaby

I'm lost
April 2003

NOV 14, 2003 09:01 PM

i love you. i'll pick one up at michael's harley and bring it with me when i come up.
kiss

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

NOV 14, 2003 09:02 PM

ava said:
i love you. i'll pick one up at michael's harley and bring it with me when i come up.
kiss



I love you. I will reimburse you both with cash and sexual favors. eeek love kiss

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

NOV 14, 2003 09:06 PM

You're a good boy. I can probably manage to send a Winchester, VA shirt before Christmas. Email me an address, please.
kiss

userlame

userlame

Minneapolis, MN
March 2003

NOV 14, 2003 09:19 PM

YER MOM!

i'll see about the t-shirt thing to i just had to say.

Coco

Coco

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 14, 2003 09:28 PM

You got it. smile

Pip

Pip

Framingham, MA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 14, 2003 09:28 PM

I'll get boston covered for ya. I'll see if one of the nice NH SG's can snag one as well.

This is cool shit and is why even 12,000 posts later we still keep you around.

PitPat

PitPat

Coralville, IA
August 2003

NOV 14, 2003 09:35 PM

I want a brand new Harley fatboy, but it is probably too much bike for little ol' me. There is a local Harley here in Iowa, what size are we talking?

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

NOV 14, 2003 09:38 PM

XXL, black.

You guys are the best. biggrin

Dopalganger

Dopalganger

Drury, MA
January 2003

NOV 14, 2003 09:41 PM

http://www.sheldons.com/

aye aye Cap'n. just email me the info, I will pick up the shipping.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 14, 2003 09:43 PM

I believe there's a dealership in Absecon, NJ. I'll check it out.

Mylf

mylf

Framingham, MA
April 2003

NOV 14, 2003 09:55 PM

If I can find a Harley dealer out here, You've got Maui covered smile

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

NOV 14, 2003 10:16 PM

Well, West Coast Choppers isn't that far away, not exactly what you were looking for, though...

And by the way, how cool is it that Satan's stepdad rides a Harley? I know, I know, not Stepdad, per se, just Mom's boyfriend, but think of the songs you could write with that kind of material.

TygerTyger

TygerTyger

Canada
March 2003

NOV 14, 2003 10:19 PM

I'll keep it in mind, but it's sorta low on the priority list - no offense to yer mom. tongue

But yeah, I might be able to cover Calgary for ya.

themadking

themadking

Kansas City, MO
January 2003

NOV 14, 2003 10:19 PM

I know we're not very good friends, or even friends at all, but I will pick up a Kansas City Harley shirt first chance I get (Thursday night or Friday during the day). As long as I do get reimbursed, though, because my car's in the shop and I'm poor. What's the address? If you're e-mailing the addresses individually, the e-mail you can send it to for me is: folroldeolrol2@aol.com.

lastbadger

lastbadger

Lansing, MI
February 2003

NOV 14, 2003 10:35 PM

There's a Harley Shop just up the road from me If they got the shirts, you, your mom and your moms boyfriend got one.

ebin

ebin

Mexico
March 2003

NOV 15, 2003 02:40 AM

No prob Doc.....

One down the road from my flat.
skull

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

NOV 15, 2003 02:49 AM

There's one in Media, PA ... I'll hook you up.

Pucabul

pucabul

Seattle, WA
February 2003

NOV 15, 2003 03:32 AM

Is, uh, Bellingham, WA far enough away from Seattle...? If they have shirts for podunk towns like that? 'Cause I'll totally take a Greyhound just to find out if the dealership up there has such shirts. Because Bellingham is meaninful to me, even if I donnae live there anymore... and I'd like to pass some of that love along... or... um... some junk.

CookiePuss

CookiePuss

Dinosaur, CO
November 2002

NOV 15, 2003 04:08 AM

There is a Harley shop about half an hour from me, that I wouldn't mind going to (no where cool though - just some crappy town!).
Still interested?

Mal

Mal

Seattle, WA
July 2003

NOV 15, 2003 04:14 AM

I could get you one from the shop in Tacoma.. but if i did.. im sure yer moms man would beat me up. [im fragile..]

_Sarah_

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003

NOV 15, 2003 06:32 AM

I believe we have one in Kalamazoo. I'll check it out.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

NOV 15, 2003 08:00 AM

Mal said:
I could get you one from the shop in Tacoma.. but if i did.. im sure yer moms man would beat me up. [im fragile..]



Well, he's GOT one from there- that's where he bought the bike, ya goob. biggrin

CatBoner

CatBoner

Ventura, CA
August 2002

NOV 15, 2003 10:50 AM

would he be bummed out if he got one from the local gay bar?

capnvik

capnvik

Los Angeles, CA
October 2003

NOV 15, 2003 07:09 PM

Dude u r the shit> I wish I could think of something as cool this for my mom
I'll see what I can find

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