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if throwing *anything* isn't your thing... [5]

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monroe piercings.

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how can people support this? [4]

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going carnivore [3]

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clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

OCT 27, 2004 06:49 PM

Or I wish I'd thought of that first.

Today I reviewed the resume of one Fabulous Johnson.

What stunners have you seen and heard?

Chancy

Markham, ON

July 2004

OCT 27, 2004 06:50 PM

Kitty Chow

in my high school science class

waxangel

Baltimore, MD

May 2003

OCT 27, 2004 06:52 PM

Holly Wood (friend's mother)

William Williams (High-school english teacher's son. needless to say, she was a deplorable teacher)

minimalism

Argentina

OLD SKOOL

OCT 27, 2004 06:53 PM

Lemonjello and Orangejello... twins. Pronounced Leh man gillo and O rhan gillo. This is not a joke.

Gwendolyn

SUICIDEGIRL

Indiana, USA

OCT 27, 2004 06:53 PM

That's an awesome name.

I went to school with a girl named Deztiny Zane.

She would get all angry when people called her destiny, and say, "it's Dezzztiny, o.k.?" I think I had one class with her and I heard her say that so many times.

minimalism

Argentina

OLD SKOOL

OCT 27, 2004 06:54 PM

And I once dated a girl named Brooke Love. Her brother's name was Forrest Love.

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

OCT 27, 2004 06:54 PM

minimalism said:
Lemonjello and Orangejello... twins. Pronounced Leh man gillo and O rhan gillo. This is not a joke.

I've heard that one in more than one place, so I'm inclined to believe it's actually an urban legend that a number of people swear to be true. "No, I really know them!" No. No, you don't. Unless you really do and everyone else heard your story and repeated it as their own.

Gwendolyn

SUICIDEGIRL

Indiana, USA

OCT 27, 2004 06:57 PM

Oh, oh! And I went to school with a girl named Jodie Maggio.

Say it out loud and you'll understand why it's terrible.

(Her last name was pronounced Mah-ji-oh.)

minimalism

Argentina

OLD SKOOL

OCT 27, 2004 06:58 PM

Clara said:

minimalism said:
Lemonjello and Orangejello... twins. Pronounced Leh man gillo and O rhan gillo. This is not a joke.

I've heard that one in more than one place, so I'm inclined to believe it's actually an urban legend that a number of people swear to be true. "No, I really know them!" No. No, you don't. Unless you really do and everyone else heard your story and repeated it as their own.

My step mother worked with the woman who's kids it was.

swingkitten

Portland, OR

OLD SKOOL

OCT 27, 2004 06:59 PM

I knew a family in my hometown with the last name of Grove.

Their son's name? Forrest. Their daughters'? Leaf.

Heh.

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

OCT 27, 2004 07:05 PM

minimalism said:
My step mother worked with the woman who's kids it was.

Freaky. The last person who told me this said the twins were students at the school where his mom worked.

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

OCT 27, 2004 07:05 PM

Gwendolyn said:
Oh, oh! And I went to school with a girl named Jodie Maggio.

Say it out loud and you'll understand why it's terrible.

(Her last name was pronounced Mah-ji-oh.)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Poor dear.

waxangel

Baltimore, MD

May 2003

OCT 27, 2004 07:09 PM

Clara said:

minimalism said:
Lemonjello and Orangejello... twins. Pronounced Leh man gillo and O rhan gillo. This is not a joke.

I've heard that one in more than one place, so I'm inclined to believe it's actually an urban legend that a number of people swear to be true. "No, I really know them!" No. No, you don't. Unless you really do and everyone else heard your story and repeated it as their own.

Yeah, I've heard this a million places. It's not true.

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

OCT 27, 2004 07:11 PM

Clara said:

minimalism said:
Lemonjello and Orangejello... twins. Pronounced Leh man gillo and O rhan gillo. This is not a joke.

I've heard that one in more than one place, so I'm inclined to believe it's actually an urban legend that a number of people swear to be true. "No, I really know them!" No. No, you don't. Unless you really do and everyone else heard your story and repeated it as their own.

Yeah, I've heard this a million places. It's not true.

It's a good one, though. Real names make me laugh more, but I'm open to good phony ones too.

MetaTag

United Kingdom

September 2002

OCT 27, 2004 07:38 PM

I am glad that I am not called Johnny Bag. And yes, there is a real human being going around with that name,

troglodyte

Victoria, BC

May 2003

OCT 27, 2004 07:40 PM

When I was a kid I knew two brothers named Tree and House. Their parents were ultra-hippies.

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK

August 2002

OCT 27, 2004 07:41 PM

A week after 9/11, I received an application from a very nice young man named Mohammed Jihad. Poor kid.

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK

August 2002

OCT 27, 2004 07:42 PM

Dweezil and Moon Unit?

MrZablowdowski

Edmonton, AB

December 2002

OCT 27, 2004 07:44 PM

Joe McCool.

inkncarrots

San Diego, CA

March 2004

OCT 27, 2004 07:47 PM

I went to school with Forrest and his brother Granite. Kinda weird.

My parents friends really went crazy on their kids. Lets see, there is Icy and Alaska.

antirock

Orlando, FL

January 2004

OCT 27, 2004 07:50 PM

there was a real Eric Shun in orchestra with a bunch of my friends in high school. his full name was Dwanleen Eric Shun, but usually Dwanleen was dropped, upon his request of course.

i've also met a girl name trail. she rode my bus in middle school, and i don't know what her last name was. perhaps because she was scary as hell.

punk

Phoenix, AZ

January 2004

OCT 27, 2004 08:00 PM

I've always been curious what prompted the parents of NASAR racer Dick Trickle to name him thus.

hatedproud

Buffalo, NY

September 2004

OCT 27, 2004 08:08 PM

I don't know any funny ones.. just a kid in my HS named Paul O'neil.. like the Yankees player.. and W's Secretary of the Treasury.. meh.

_Erica_

Ottawa, ON

July 2004

OCT 27, 2004 08:12 PM

Rose Bush

Murdokk

Radford, VA

August 2004

OCT 27, 2004 08:28 PM

My mom's friend named her daughter Chanda Lere. Also there was a girl who went to my school named Shi'thead. It looks like shithead but it's pronounced shi-the-ed. One of my friend had a baby boy with this guy she wasn't married to. The guy said she could name him whatever she wanted as long as she kept his last name which was schmidt. She chose the name Cal. The kids name is Cal Schmidt.

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