NEWS: Consumer Reports: Best Condom to Wear During a Crash Test

CULTURE: Consumer Reports: Best Condom to Wear During a Crash Test

The publisher of Consumer Reports will be publishing an issue that tests and highlights various condoms. The brand that took the hardest beating? Durex Extra Sensitive Lubricated Latex. Unfortunately, the condom distributed by Planned Parenthood performed the worst.

An out-of-work Appalachian resident named Skeeter led the study as he was found to be an expert “Volunteer Condom Tester,” as his beer-stained t-shirt proclaimed.

Hmmm, it stretches to be 3 feet long and a foot wide?

Yeah, that should fit properly then.

air volume tests for condoms are stupid and useless.
you can try this with any old grocery store produce bag, for example... if you're careful and uniform about it, you can stretch it out to like twice its original length. but if you stress any particular area, they're amazingly easy to burst through.
what they need to do to test condoms is to put them on an average-sized dildo and do a spot friction test. that mihgt yield some USEFUL data about spot cohesion.
bah.

wow. they give the durex condoms out at the health center at my school. great...

I think maybe you should indulge in longer foreplay first if you think a spot friction test is that much more applicable. LOL

I thought creating spot friction WAS foreplay??

no, foreplay is unzipping.

The only important test:

foreplay?