Nude Neighbors

What do you do when the guy across the way walks around ass naked and doesn’t shut his blinds?

My friend discovered this as we were moving into my new spot today.

Point and laugh.

And then point and laugh.

I never really watched Friends much, but this reminds me of that naked neighbor that they had on that show. *giggle*

I intend to cringe and scream.

just wait maybe he will invite a hot female friend over to walk around naked with him,.......lol.... Me and my husband walk around naked all the time, me more than him he is always fussing. i figure if they are lookin in then its there problem dont be lookin in my windows if you dont wanna see.

If he's hot, charge your friends to come over.

You take pictures, and sell them on the internet.
Duh.

My friend who was with me thought it would be a great sketch comedy to install a row of seats on my veranda and have a group with opera glasses observing this absurdity.

I somehwo doubt he will ahve a hot female guest but one can only know what time will tell.

Start walking around nekkid in your house with a sign that says "How do you like it?"

Have you considered closing your blinds?

Might cause a misunderstood hand gesture.

Yes indeed they need to be upgraded.

"The goggles they do nothing the acid burns"-McBain

Well, either it was his wang or he was riding a pony...No, Grandma, I didn't ask,,, I'm sure he is very nice...I am 24, I do think I can take care of this myself...Yes, I love you too.
"Click"

Sorry, what?

[Edited on Jan 22, 2005 by Mom]

naked guy walking around: ok
naked guy bending at the waist: call the cops

Get all your neighbors together for a house warming party on a night he's usually nekkid. Fail to invite him. "Accidentally" leave your blinds open. "Accidentally" come to the realization that he's nakkers while you're in the middle of your party, and point it out to everyone.

Guilty both counts.

While it may be gross to you, it is his house. You know he is nekkid in his house, so stop looking in his house. It is perfectly legal for him to do so.

The only thing you can do is the very good thing of mentioning it to him, nicely. Check the vvoyeur laws in your state. it may be illegal for you to be looking in his house. Weird, I know... but anyways.

at least hold off doing anything untill you're sure he doesn't have a supermodel girlfriend sharing his habits.

If you have more than a foot of space between your windows and buildings, he has the right to do whatever he wants and stop looking if it bothers you.

Unless he waits until you pull in the driveway and opens the curtains while doing the naked hula, then yeah you might want to complain.

If I was bothered by nudity I might be tempted to cancel my subscription to a porn site.

You could buy one of those laser pointers and just 'zap' him everytime he's nakkie.

what's bad about it, I'm always nekkid in my flat, and sometimes the peoble see it, so what? I'm not ugly!

or crush his head!

Get a bunch of neighborhood kids to gather around and see what he's doing. Then see how far the "his house, he can do what he wants" argument will fly. All it takes is one person under 16 to ride by on his/her bike and its all over for this guy. Do the right thing and warn him.