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burbankcitylines

burbankcitylines

I'm lost
October 2003

JAN 22, 2005 09:14 PM

What do you do when the guy across the way walks around ass naked and doesn’t shut his blinds?

My friend discovered this as we were moving into my new spot today.

Niobe

Niobe

I'm lost
April 2003

JAN 22, 2005 09:15 PM

Point and laugh. biggrin

Niobe

Niobe

I'm lost
April 2003

JAN 22, 2005 09:20 PM

dkmfc said:
um he's in his house.

but anyway, if he's a neighbor, and you see him outside ever, just say "hey man, you might want to close your blinds. everyone can see right in." and hope he takes the hint.




And then point and laugh. biggrin

inkncarrots

inkncarrots

San Diego, CA
March 2004

JAN 22, 2005 09:24 PM

I never really watched Friends much, but this reminds me of that naked neighbor that they had on that show. *giggle*

burbankcitylines

burbankcitylines

I'm lost
October 2003

JAN 22, 2005 09:25 PM

I intend to cringe and scream.

urblueygrl

urblueygrl

Covington, LA
July 2004

JAN 22, 2005 09:25 PM

just wait maybe he will invite a hot female friend over to walk around naked with him,.......lol.... Me and my husband walk around naked all the time, me more than him he is always fussing. i figure if they are lookin in then its there problem dont be lookin in my windows if you dont wanna see.

silverstreak

silverstreak

Fort Wayne, IN
October 2004

JAN 22, 2005 09:26 PM

If he's hot, charge your friends to come over.

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

JAN 22, 2005 09:27 PM

You take pictures, and sell them on the internet.
Duh.

burbankcitylines

burbankcitylines

I'm lost
October 2003

JAN 22, 2005 09:28 PM

My friend who was with me thought it would be a great sketch comedy to install a row of seats on my veranda and have a group with opera glasses observing this absurdity.

I somehwo doubt he will ahve a hot female guest but one can only know what time will tell.

JoshXXX

JoshXXX

Northborough, MA
March 2004

JAN 22, 2005 09:31 PM

Start walking around nekkid in your house with a sign that says "How do you like it?"

Jimtorious

Jimtorious

Edmonton, AB
January 2004

JAN 22, 2005 09:37 PM

Have you considered closing your blinds?

burbankcitylines

burbankcitylines

I'm lost
October 2003

JAN 22, 2005 09:37 PM

JoshXXX said:
Start walking around nekkid in your house with a sign that says "How do you like it?"



Might cause a misunderstood hand gesture.

burbankcitylines

burbankcitylines

I'm lost
October 2003

JAN 22, 2005 09:38 PM

ensignricky said:
Have you considered closing your blinds?



Yes indeed they need to be upgraded.

"The goggles they do nothing the acid burns"-McBain

xmomx

xmomx

Poulsbo, WA
January 2003

JAN 22, 2005 09:39 PM

Well, either it was his wang or he was riding a pony...No, Grandma, I didn't ask,,, I'm sure he is very nice...I am 24, I do think I can take care of this myself...Yes, I love you too.
"Click"

Sorry, what?

[Edited on Jan 22, 2005 by Mom]

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

JAN 22, 2005 09:41 PM

naked guy walking around: ok
naked guy bending at the waist: call the cops

JoshXXX

JoshXXX

Northborough, MA
March 2004

JAN 22, 2005 09:44 PM

Get all your neighbors together for a house warming party on a night he's usually nekkid. Fail to invite him. "Accidentally" leave your blinds open. "Accidentally" come to the realization that he's nakkers while you're in the middle of your party, and point it out to everyone.

burbankcitylines

burbankcitylines

I'm lost
October 2003

JAN 22, 2005 09:57 PM

theSpotlessMind said:
naked guy walking around: ok
naked guy bending at the waist: call the cops



Guilty both counts.

Hyperboy

Hyperboy

I'm lost
June 2004

JAN 23, 2005 06:32 AM

4LOM said:
What do you do when the guy across the way walks around ass naked and doesn’t shut his blinds?

My friend discovered this as we were moving into my new spot today.



While it may be gross to you, it is his house. You know he is nekkid in his house, so stop looking in his house. It is perfectly legal for him to do so.

The only thing you can do is the very good thing of mentioning it to him, nicely. Check the vvoyeur laws in your state. it may be illegal for you to be looking in his house. Weird, I know... but anyways.

Nic

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

JAN 23, 2005 06:35 AM

I'd grab the binoculars!

Snottlebocket

Snottlebocket

Netherlands
March 2004

JAN 23, 2005 06:36 AM

at least hold off doing anything untill you're sure he doesn't have a supermodel girlfriend sharing his habits.

GoatsGoToHell

GoatsGoToHell

USA
OLD SKOOL

JAN 23, 2005 06:42 AM

If you have more than a foot of space between your windows and buildings, he has the right to do whatever he wants and stop looking if it bothers you.

Unless he waits until you pull in the driveway and opens the curtains while doing the naked hula, then yeah you might want to complain.

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

JAN 23, 2005 06:48 AM

If I was bothered by nudity I might be tempted to cancel my subscription to a porn site.

You could buy one of those laser pointers and just 'zap' him everytime he's nakkie.

rkharper

rkharper

Switzerland
January 2005

JAN 23, 2005 06:56 AM

what's bad about it, I'm always nekkid in my flat, and sometimes the peoble see it, so what? I'm not ugly! smile

whirlyknives

whirlyknives

New Orleans, LA
August 2004

JAN 23, 2005 08:21 AM

demetrius_z said:
If I was bothered by nudity I might be tempted to cancel my subscription to a porn site.

You could buy one of those laser pointers and just 'zap' him everytime he's nakkie.



or crush his head!

JoshXXX

JoshXXX

Northborough, MA
March 2004

JAN 23, 2005 09:33 AM

Get a bunch of neighborhood kids to gather around and see what he's doing. Then see how far the "his house, he can do what he wants" argument will fly. All it takes is one person under 16 to ride by on his/her bike and its all over for this guy. Do the right thing and warn him.

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