Where have all the blonde women gone?

Is the age of the blonde over? I've really started noticing it recently that everywhere I look blondes are super rare, seemingly non-existant some times.

In the last few weeks I have been in bars multiple times where there were literally hundreds of women and not a SINGLE blonde.

I also notice that now the majority of my friends, and people in general when the topic comes up, will say "i prefer brunettes." Is this a real preference? Is this the result of the 90s and early 2000s when EVERY woman was blonde and it was almost cliche to be blonde?

Thoughts? Theories?

They're in Minnesota.

Also Louisiana.

So this is a New York thing? Is the rest of the country not suffering from this drought?

I think it might be a "the few bars you visited" thing.

I have a rather large basement.

I don't think he's talking about the dead ones.

SOME OF THEM ARE STILL WARM, DAMMIT!

It doesn't count when they're just laying next to the furnace.

omg where? I never see any. Not even in class. My school is 80% female, and there is MAYBE 1 blonde in each of my classes, and it's usually the same girl. I'd say in my entire graduate program there's like 5.

ok what the crap. So is it just MY world that is blondeless?

You emit a pheromone that changes women's hair color from blonde.

This is a seriously disturbing revelation

I'd be disturbed too, if I found out my physiology caused women's hair to change colors.

Interesting point: furnaces do not run off of souls.

Flaxen hair is pretty good tinder, though.

They know PaulNikon prefers brunettes.

I read quite sometime ago that truly blonde women are becoming more and more rare. I can't remember where, but it was interesting.

Blondes are my guilty pleasure.

Overrated. Dark-haired women own!

whatever. I love blondes. I'm a blonde and I come from a mostly blonde family. I guess part of me is just genetically predisposed to want to continue to line.