Paris Hilton's Hairy Burger

i dont know which one to masturbate to.

no way could she eat that whole thing. shes frontin hard.

Further proof that you can eat whatever you want and stay thin.....





.... as long as you do a lot of coke.

Paris is so fucking hot!! I could definitely slide into her skinny little body!

She's one cheeseburger away from 100 lbs.

the bently or the sammich......it is a tough choice.

"oohhh....your lugnuts are soooo tight!"

My radiator is overheating!

Good god she's repulsive.

repulsivley HOT! yessir.

Six Dollars for a burger? From Carl"s Jr.? That's outrageous.

i actually thought she was filling out a little. not a lot. but i know she's been thinner. she looks good, though. she's got a nice curve goin on there. never saw that before.

dude. the bentley.

I always say I find her repulsively alluring, I dont want to like her or look at her but when I see her name mentioned I cant help but take a peak!

Ewwwww.

she is turning away from it in disgust. every time she goes to take a bite, she shocks herself, dodgeball-style.

As soon as I saw that ad, I knew it was for Carl's Jr/Hardees.

They should just make their motto "Shitty food for macho dumbasses."

Thankfully the six dollar burger is actually $4.59 + tax. I'll still never get one though, I like my double western bacon cheeseburger.

And whats the deal with Paris Hilton being all over the fucking place? Shes just some skinny blonde with a shit ton of money, so what if she looks semi-ok and dresses like a slut?

has she EVER eaten a fucking hamburger??? i doubt it. Coke and Vodka only.

Um. Yeah.







That bathing suit is fucking hot! I wish I could pull that off.

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