Have You Ever Kicked the #&*$( Out Of Someone?

This isn't for the guys: I noticed there are some toughies on the board, so use this topic to post your experiences with kicking the crap out of someone.

I knocked a girl out on a bar once, she had been trying to fight with me for about a fortnight. Apparently my friend had done something to upset her, why she couldn't have sorted it out with her I don't know??? Anyway, she sat abusing me at the bar for 40 mins before I grabbed her by the scruff of the neck and bounced her forehead off it. Not exactly kicking the crap out of her but she shut up.

On a lighter note I did have lots of fun chasing a bunch of young scallywags who were stoning some ducklings. Big horse....pitchfork......charge!

not really, but once in high school i slammed a girl who was attacking my sister up against a car. before anything could happen, the vice-principal put his hand on my shoulder and ended things real quick.

In high school, i broke a chicks nose with a lunch tray.
She was one of those girls who kept talking shit and trying to intimidate me. So, one day when i was on my way to put up my tray i had to walk by her and she made one of her usual remarks so i just smacked her right in the face with the tray.


other than that, i have been a few small little throwing punches fights. nothing major. I too have a big mouth and that tends to get me in trouble. I cant tell you how many "almost" fights i have had.

some dude, dumped a beer on my head at a party and then punched me in the back really hard,

so i grabbed and threw him through the glass patio doors. he needed stitches on his arm and on his forehead

it was awesome

Dude. Nice going. Now you probably killed his boner.

I've never been in a real fight and I don't intend to. In the few instances that I've ever felt physically threatened, my instinctual rage-response kicks in. It always unerves me because it feels so out of my control. But it's never come to violence. Basically, I just turn into a big bear and ROAR until they back the fuck away from me.

I did kick the shit out of a dog once. He was attacking my rather helpless pup, and before I knew it I was between them and planting my steeltoe straight in that dog's face. Never thought I'd be the type to kick a dog, but that mommy-protection instinct just took over.

I never!

I'm a lover not a fighter.... and I am not that good of a lover, so my fighting extreamly sucks

The last time I got in a fistfight, I was 14 years old...

Well I was 19 years old and a friend of mine got into a fight outside a club in my city ....long story short.... A wild street brawl erupted cars got all smashed up so did shop front windows, I have never seen so may cops before in riot gear in my sleepy little city. Anyhow I wont go into the details but suffice to say I drew blood and had blood drawn out of me . Very long night.

Don't punch in the face. Aim for a spot two inches inside their face, and follow through, keeping your wrist straight

I punched my ex because he did a really douchebag thing and left me to deal with it.

is it wrong that i find the girls' stories of beating up men hot?

Yes.

I punch boys.

That doesn't surprise me.