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low_culture

low_culture

New York, NY
April 2006

JUN 01, 2006 03:25 PM

Finally, a project worthy of the mastermind behind Schindler's List. If, like me, you absolutely adored last December's Munich, and have Hook on DVD so you can entertain your friends at dinner parties with seemingly off-the-cuff references to Dustin Hoffman battling it out with Robin Williams, then you'll love the source material for what we hope will be director Steven Spielberg's next great blockbuster:

JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Israeli scientists said on Wednesday they had discovered a prehistoric ecosystem dating back millions of years.

The discovery was made in a cave near the central Israeli city of Ramle during rock drilling at a quarry. Scientists were called in and soon found eight previously unknown species of crustaceans and invertebrates similar to scorpions.



It's like Indiana Jewns and the Raiders of the Lost Ark!

Someone, please save me from these horrible puns.

cmdrfire

cmdrfire

United Kingdom
December 2005

JUN 01, 2006 07:13 PM

From my blog:

I for one welcome our new blind, invertebrate, lobster*-like overlords.

*I know itÂ’s actually shrimp-like but I prefer lobsters. Such magnificent creaturesÂ…

Jaklyn

Jaklyn

Toronto, ON
January 2004

JUN 01, 2006 07:14 PM

i read this, it sounds awesome.

calami00

calami00

I'm lost
November 2005

JUN 01, 2006 07:22 PM

Crab people eh? Taste like crab, talk like people?

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

JUN 01, 2006 07:42 PM

I love the title of this thread more than words can say!

DieWhiteGirls

DieWhiteGirls

Madison, WI
July 2005

JUN 01, 2006 07:45 PM

israelis =/= jews.

the ignorance of people astounds me.

bgrrrr

bgrrrr

Portland, OR
November 2004

JUN 01, 2006 11:40 PM

DieWhiteGirls said:
israelis =/= jews.

the ignorance of people astounds me.




israelis aint jews? then why the fuck couldn't I get a McRib sammich at McDonalds last time I was in Jew-rusalem?

MessyJessy

MessyJessy

Fort Myers, FL
August 2005

JUN 01, 2006 11:43 PM

Morgan said:
I love the title of this thread more than words can say!



word...this might be one of my new favorites!!! tongue

MessyJessy

MessyJessy

Fort Myers, FL
August 2005

JUN 01, 2006 11:44 PM

bgrrrr said:

DieWhiteGirls said:
israelis =/= jews.

the ignorance of people astounds me.




israelis aint jews? then why the fuck couldn't I get a McRib sammich at McDonalds last time I was in Jew-rusalem?



bahahahahahahahahaha



Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

JUN 01, 2006 11:56 PM

This thread is Jewriffic. Jewtacular! Jewcy!

Postmark_Jensen

Postmark_Jensen

Minneapolis, MN
January 2005

JUN 02, 2006 10:51 AM

RUFIO! RUFIO!

iretire

iretire

San Francisco, CA
December 2005

JUN 02, 2006 10:56 AM

the cats at the JCC (Jewish Community Center *my workplace*) are gonna LOVE THIS!
thing is i <3 it too.
most excellent.


...words.

SomethingStupid

SomethingStupid

North Hollywood, CA
March 2004

JUN 02, 2006 10:56 AM

DieWhiteGirls said:
israelis =/= jews.

the ignorance of people astounds me.


Oh, for God's sake.

Edit: To be honest, though, the Spielberg connection is tenuous at best, nonsensical at worst, which makes this article a rather confusing read.

[Edited on Jun 02, 2006 by TedKoppel]

ThisIsWhoWeAre

ThisIsWhoWeAre

Oakland, CA
July 2004

JUN 02, 2006 12:25 PM

I don't trust anything that lives on a lake in a cave...

MC_Dove

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH
November 2004

JUN 02, 2006 12:51 PM

ThisIsWhoWeAre said:
I don't trust anything that lives on a lake in a cave...



racist!

*flag*

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

JUN 02, 2006 12:52 PM



[Edited on Jun 02, 2006 by Flux]

walkswithbears

walkswithbears

United Kingdom
March 2003

JUN 02, 2006 01:16 PM

Ah, Steven Spielberg, the man who dedicated his Holocaust movie to his producer buddy. What a guy.

SomethingStupid

SomethingStupid

North Hollywood, CA
March 2004

JUN 02, 2006 02:49 PM

walkswithbears said:
Ah, Steven Spielberg, the man who dedicated his Holocaust movie to his producer buddy. What a guy.


You mean Branko Lustig, Auschwitz survivor and Hollywood producer? Also, when did he dedicate it to him?

[Edited on Jun 02, 2006 by TedKoppel]

walkswithbears

walkswithbears

United Kingdom
March 2003

JUN 02, 2006 02:57 PM

TedKoppel said:

walkswithbears said:
Ah, Steven Spielberg, the man who dedicated his Holocaust movie to his producer buddy. What a guy.


You mean Branko Lustig, Auschwitz survivor and Hollywood producer? Also, when did he dedicate it to him?

[Edited on Jun 02, 2006 by TedKoppel]


No, I don't.

I forget the guy's name, but he certainly wasn't jewish, nor was he a Auschwitz survivor. He was just a Hollywood producer with no relation to the film's content. The dedication happens directly after the last scene, where they mix characters with real survivors.

Which makes it such a special touch.


And by special, I mean moronic.

DieWhiteGirls

DieWhiteGirls

Madison, WI
July 2005

JUN 02, 2006 02:58 PM

bgrrrr said:

DieWhiteGirls said:
israelis =/= jews.

the ignorance of people astounds me.




israelis aint jews? then why the fuck couldn't I get a McRib sammich at McDonalds last time I was in Jew-rusalem?


probably for the same reason you cant get a big and tasty all over the world. i am jewish myself and i have non jewish israeli friends. its the same as saying everyone from afghanistan is a muslim extremist.

anyone thats getting their pants in a tizzy because if this very simple point that i made is equally stupid.

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

JUN 02, 2006 03:42 PM

Flux said:


[Edited on Jun 02, 2006 by Flux]



Let's get hitched.

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

JUN 02, 2006 03:43 PM

Morgan said:

Flux said:


[Edited on Jun 02, 2006 by Flux]



Let's get hitched.



I know two boys in North Carolina who would be very upset under those circumstances.

Or, alternately, maybe really, really excited.


Sure.

SomethingStupid

SomethingStupid

North Hollywood, CA
March 2004

JUN 02, 2006 03:47 PM

walkswithbears said:

TedKoppel said:

walkswithbears said:
Ah, Steven Spielberg, the man who dedicated his Holocaust movie to his producer buddy. What a guy.


You mean Branko Lustig, Auschwitz survivor and Hollywood producer? Also, when did he dedicate it to him?

[Edited on Jun 02, 2006 by TedKoppel]


No, I don't.

I forget the guy's name, but he certainly wasn't jewish, nor was he a Auschwitz survivor. He was just a Hollywood producer with no relation to the film's content. The dedication happens directly after the last scene, where they mix characters with real survivors.

Which makes it such a special touch.


And by special, I mean moronic.


I've seen that movie a bunch of times; you're mistaken.

Edit: I found him. Steve Ross. His name doesn't appear in big letters, it's towards the end of the credits. The bumper at the end of the movie says something about the 6 million Jews that died, as I recall. Nothing about Steve Ross. I guess they used home movies of him as a model for the Oskar Schindler character.

[Edited on Jun 02, 2006 by TedKoppel]

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

JUN 02, 2006 03:47 PM

Flux said:
I know two boys in North Carolina who would be very upset under those circumstances.

Or, alternately, maybe really, really excited.


Sure.



Oh, they'll leave! We can share the awesomeness with them!

The awesomeness that is Flux + Morgan.

Florgan?

Vampirate

Vampirate

Durham, NC
October 2004

JUN 02, 2006 03:47 PM

I will hitch you both to the back of a hick truck and drive up and down the street a few times, then fill you both with bourbon and beer. I now pronounce you married to The South.

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