NEWS: Jew-rassic Park

CULTURE: Jew-rassic Park

Finally, a project worthy of the mastermind behind Schindler's List. If, like me, you absolutely adored last December's Munich, and have Hook on DVD so you can entertain your friends at dinner parties with seemingly off-the-cuff references to Dustin Hoffman battling it out with Robin Williams, then you'll love the source material for what we hope will be director Steven Spielberg's next great blockbuster:

It's like Indiana Jewns and the Raiders of the Lost Ark!

Someone, please save me from these horrible puns.

From my blog:

I for one welcome our new blind, invertebrate, lobster*-like overlords.

*I know it’s actually shrimp-like but I prefer lobsters. Such magnificent creatures…

i read this, it sounds awesome.

Crab people eh? Taste like crab, talk like people?

israelis =/= jews.

the ignorance of people astounds me.

israelis aint jews? then why the fuck couldn't I get a McRib sammich at McDonalds last time I was in Jew-rusalem?

word...this might be one of my new favorites!!!

bahahahahahahahahaha

This thread is Jewriffic. Jewtacular! Jewcy!

RUFIO! RUFIO!

the cats at the JCC (Jewish Community Center *my workplace*) are gonna LOVE THIS!
thing is i <3 it too.
most excellent.


...words.

Oh, for God's sake.

Edit: To be honest, though, the Spielberg connection is tenuous at best, nonsensical at worst, which makes this article a rather confusing read.

[Edited on Jun 02, 2006 by TedKoppel]

I don't trust anything that lives on a lake in a cave...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

ThisIsWhoWeAre said:
I don't trust anything that lives on a lake in a cave...

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racist!

*flag*

Ah, Steven Spielberg, the man who dedicated his Holocaust movie to his producer buddy. What a guy.

You mean Branko Lustig, Auschwitz survivor and Hollywood producer? Also, when did he dedicate it to him?

[Edited on Jun 02, 2006 by TedKoppel]

No, I don't.

I forget the guy's name, but he certainly wasn't jewish, nor was he a Auschwitz survivor. He was just a Hollywood producer with no relation to the film's content. The dedication happens directly after the last scene, where they mix characters with real survivors.

Which makes it such a special touch.


And by special, I mean moronic.

probably for the same reason you cant get a big and tasty all over the world. i am jewish myself and i have non jewish israeli friends. its the same as saying everyone from afghanistan is a muslim extremist.

anyone thats getting their pants in a tizzy because if this very simple point that i made is equally stupid.

I've seen that movie a bunch of times; you're mistaken.

Edit: I found him. Steve Ross. His name doesn't appear in big letters, it's towards the end of the credits. The bumper at the end of the movie says something about the 6 million Jews that died, as I recall. Nothing about Steve Ross. I guess they used home movies of him as a model for the Oskar Schindler character.

[Edited on Jun 02, 2006 by TedKoppel]

I will hitch you both to the back of a hick truck and drive up and down the street a few times, then fill you both with bourbon and beer. I now pronounce you married to The South.