in a vaginocentric world...

i have asked others, and now i ask you:

describe how the world would be different if culture obsessed over female genitals rather than male genitals.

talk about sociological implications, political, cultural...
talk about urban planning or the space program, if you like.

hopefully this topic will sprawl, and flower into a complex, communal design.

I wonder what the Washington Monument would look like.

How would you shift gears in your car?

you'd have to stick your fingers in something to play video games... ?

I'd imagine yeast would be outlawed.

I don't buy it. I bet pics of FemaGens outsell MascuGens 5 to 1!

I always thought that I was alot more obsessed with female genitals than the alternative.

What would happen to Cock Rock?

Def Leppard would seem utterly ridiculous

I obsess over female genitals

instead of one being called a dickhead they would be called a cunthead

okay, the idea is not so much what fills the porn world. what the idea is, is "phallocentrism" i mean, tons of vaginal porn is still based around pleasing the cock, correct?

i'm trying to envision a world driven by female genitals...

Instead of cumshots on the face, porn would end with "squirtshots" on the guy.

There's this PMS tea at the health food store.. it tastes like dirt at first but it fuckin works once you choke down the first few sips.

Jenna

more buildings would look like the Pentagon rather than the World Trade Center.

women would cary their lipstick, keys, tissues, cigaretts, tampons, etc by hooking them onto long shafts rather than stuff them inside purses.

seriously, i also disagree with the contention that we live in a phalocentric world. if anything, it's gynocentric.

notice how it's all men that declare we're not living in a phalic oriented world?

hmm....

Female sex toys would be a totally different shape... focusing more on clitoral stimulation then they do now... also they probly wouldbn't have the ones that look like real cocks, with all the veins and stuff...... ew....

But speaking of funny vibrators (wanders off-topic) In this one Diva magazine they had vibrators that were shaped like cucumbers and pieces of corn or even teddy bears and stuff and they were all these pretty colors. i wanted one....

It's interesting. I had a professor who spent many a-day studying phallic symbols as well as symbols of the female persuasion. She mostly noted that capitol buildings and other monuments we have are either shaped like a penis or breasts. She couldn't come up with as many vaginal monuments, but several female ones none the less.

There would be no skyscrapers.
Massive subterranean pits with mounds surrounding them would exist, though. Deeply forested mounds.
The white house would rest between two gigantic mountains in the Rockies.

And buildings wouldn't be "erected."
They would be "moistened."

Our cities would look more like this. Carved into plateaus or valleys.

Hahaha. Good form.

The Corvette would be re-styled by running it into a telephone pole.

Instead of 'Pole dancing' there would be...uh...a woman writhing around between two pink mattresses?!?

The hot dog would be served split open?

'Axe' bodyspray would be re-branded 'Axewound'

I am going to use the word 'vaginocentric' in conversation 25 times today.
Yes, I actually am. I'm looking forward to it.