Stereotypes that You Believe to Be True

Though there is real potential for a flame fest, I just wondered what social stereo-types you believe to be true?

For instance, I am pretty sure that a grey haired woman in a Buick is as likely to run over a biker (something a saw Friday) or drive in to a bank lobby as she is to complete her errands in an uneventful fashion.

All British people wear monocles and drop them when surprised.

Umm, most stereotypes are true in particular cases - that's how they become stereotypes. Extrapolating those few cases to everyone is where you start to run into trouble.

I'm British and I must confess I did indeed drop my monocle when I read that.

Furiously masterbating yourself to orgasm whilst holding your pinkie out means you're classy.

that's not my pinkie.

Italians and Greeks are the hairiest, sweatiest people in the world.

Italians ride around on vespas drinking cappuchino saying ''Caiooooo"

No good can come of this thread.

but they do.

Polar Bears are assholes.

YOU BASTARD MY DAD WAS A POLAR BEAR!!!!!

That people who wear baseball caps either play baseball or are mutant twats which is really the same thing.

That Ze Germans make with the beach towels around the pool and have a propensity for invading Poland. Don't mention the War.

That Australians are sore losers (they say they don't get as much practice as us Brits).

I shall have a go at thinking of insulting things to say under the guise of the joshing later.

so awesome.

That all monsters are mean and scary.

That social conservatives are often closeted homosexuals and/or drug addicts.

i am a fiscal conservative/institutional conservative/social moderate/drug addict

Y'ALL MAKE ME NERVOUS

Yeah, but was he an asshole?

That's it! I am taking my ball and going home!

Scorpios are excellent lovers.

Hispanics are excellent lovers.

People named James are excellent lovers.

The Japanese always talk about the weather.

That the Scottish are all drunks

That Republicans want to create a totalitarian regime in America and reduce women, the poor, the and the darker-skinned to non-citizen slave status.