NEWS: It Figures That This Sort of Shit Happens in the Most Liberal City in the Country. Goddamn Liberals.

Jesus, are you people fucking dense? It's an oversized stretch SUV limo. That DOES (at least to me) kinda scream conservative. Though actually just more of the vapid consumerism you'd tend to see on another part of the site. And it gets grounded on one of San Francisco's many steep hills. If this had to happen anywhere, it's RIGHT that it happened in Frisco.

Which is why if you check the tabbed icon under the story title, it's "Commentary" rather than "News" that's highlighted.

Dont they make a stretched Prius yet?

The first word in the title is NEWS. I think people are pointing out that it's a non-story because it's rather obvious that a stretch SUV limo is blatant conservatism...and the fact that the article doesn't make much sense.

Well, the title says "News" and the first post says "Culture", so I don't see "Commentary" anywhere. Plus, none of that changes the fact that he picks stupid topics, decides to approach them in a non-sensical (often sophomoric) way, and then can't write about them with any skill or clarity. Even if he's here for pure commentary and nothing else, that shouldn't remove the need for him to be a good writer.

This would be better as a journal entry.