SLAYER FANS TEAR SOME SHIT UP

To celebrate 06-06-06, some Slayer fans beat the shit out of a New York seminary. Why the mayhem? Because a Slayer fansite told them to destroy some shit. Obeying the wishes of a fansite is always a good idea.

The priest training centre was spray-painted with pentagrams, upside-down crosses and Slayer-related messages, including Reign in Blood - the title of the metal band's 1986 album. The crazed fans were reportedly obeying a site which dubbed the Satan-related date the 'National Day Of Slayer'. In order to celebrate it, the website suggested listening to the band's music, killing a "neighbour's dog" and spray-painting "Slayer logos on churches, synagogues or cemeteries."

Kerry King of Slayer

MEDIA TO GET THEIR GRUBBY PAWS ON R. KELLY SEX TAPE

R. Kelly may want to to piss on you, but he doesnt want you to see his sex tape. Despite Kellys wishes, a judge ruled the public will be able to view a tape containing footage of the singer banging a 13 year old girl.

In his ruling Thursday, Judge Vincent Gaughan said he saw no overarching interest in banning the tape from public view. This is the whole crux and linchpin of the case, Gaughan said. If there was no tape, we wouldnt have a case. Kelly has pleaded not guilty to 14 counts of child pornography.

Prosecutors claim the videotape was made sometime during a nearly three-year span between January 1998 and October 2000, when the girl may have been as young as 13.
Prosecutors and defense attorneys had asked Gaughan to limit the viewing of the video to only jurors, attorneys and the judge himself. They argued that the video is so lewd it would embarrass the girl, who is now 21. Assistant Cook County States Attorney Shauna Boliker said prosecutors do not plan to call the girl as a witness. A trial date has not been set.

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LINDSAY WALKS AWAY FROM "BILL"

Lindsay Lohan, star of critically-acclaimed classic Herbie Fully Loaded, declined a part in an upcoming film because she felt the director didnt have enough experience.

Lindsay Lohan has walked away from her new movie, Bill, after refusing to work with the film's first-time directors because they're not well known enough.

The movie, which also stars Aaron Eckhart and Amanda Peet, was scheduled to already be in production.

A source told Fox News correspondent Roger Friedman, "She's just going to stick to working with big-name directors now".

Luckily for the directors of the film, one of our favorite broads stepped into the role. Jessica Alba and her fantastic ass agreed to take the part.

Thats why Lindsay is such a success. Her discerning eye for detail picks up elements the rest of us overlook. Good catch, Lindsay.

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ANGELINA AND HER GIGANTIC JUGS BLAB ABOUT NAMIBIA

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie held a press conference to thank the people of Namibia for their kindness during the couples stay. Later, as TMZ interviewed the couple, Pitt sat silently while Jolie yammered on about how the couples children have had an "amazing adventure and have made many friends here."

Please check out the video footage of the interviewnot to hear about her wonderful experience popping out a kid in Africa, but instead to check out her massive boobs.

"Blah, Blah, Boobs."

roaring_tulips

Jacksonville, FL

April 2006

JUN 10, 2006 06:27 AM

Hmmm...basically, a judge just ordered that underage porn be available to the public. He probably should've thought that one through further.

baudot

Oakland, CA

February 2004

JUN 10, 2006 06:42 AM

Quick! Get Angelina in another Tomb Raider movie! She finally looks like Croft!

But seriously. The lady rocks. Talk about making good on your celebrity status.

Bastardo

Boston, MA

January 2005

JUN 10, 2006 07:39 AM

And once again Jessica Alba's ass saves the day. Is there anything her ass can't do?

Telltale

USA

May 2004

JUN 10, 2006 07:41 AM

Poor Brad, did he even get to talk in that interview? The "hmm" at the end from him was priceless.

dumpstarx

Charlottesville, VA

January 2005

JUN 10, 2006 07:50 AM

I watched the Angelina thang and it was all zoomed in. No brad. no jugs. Boo hoo hoo.
All I got was words about human rights and African Politics.

implod

Seattle, WA

January 2004

JUN 10, 2006 07:52 AM

what the hell is taking the r kelly trial so long hell he was charged years upon years ago and have you seen a trial date i havent

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

JUN 10, 2006 08:07 AM

Jessica Alba's ass can fight dolphins; Jessica Alba's ass can pick up the Lohan slack. Would I be correct in saying that the girl is Teflon?

alexiskn

I'm lost

May 2006

JUN 10, 2006 08:16 AM

poor brad... all he gets out of that is "hmm!" hahaha!

Alyk

Boston, MA

February 2005

JUN 10, 2006 08:32 AM

DumpStarX said:
I watched the Angelina thang and it was all zoomed in. No brad. no jugs. Boo hoo hoo.
All I got was words about human rights and African Politics.

Check it:

PaulNikon

Melbourne, FL

February 2003

JUN 10, 2006 08:45 AM

Who sells an R. Kelly manikin?

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

JUN 10, 2006 08:48 AM

PaulNikon said:
Who sells an R. Kelly manikin?

Oh god, please let it be RealDoll.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

dumpstarx

Charlottesville, VA

January 2005

JUN 10, 2006 04:58 PM

Alyk said:

DumpStarX said:
I watched the Angelina thang and it was all zoomed in. No brad. no jugs. Boo hoo hoo.
All I got was words about human rights and African Politics.

Check it:

hmm yes well hmmm
motherhood
she wears it well.

she should join jessica in the dolphin pool.

thestral

Manassas, VA

August 2005

JUN 12, 2006 09:10 AM

Holy CRAP those things are enormous.

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Alyk

Boston, MA

February 2005

JUN 09, 2006 06:42 PM

Jacksonville, FL

April 2006

JUN 10, 2006 06:27 AM

Oakland, CA

February 2004

JUN 10, 2006 06:42 AM

Boston, MA

January 2005

JUN 10, 2006 07:39 AM

USA

May 2004

JUN 10, 2006 07:41 AM

Charlottesville, VA

January 2005

JUN 10, 2006 07:50 AM

Seattle, WA

January 2004

JUN 10, 2006 07:52 AM

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

JUN 10, 2006 08:07 AM

I'm lost

May 2006

JUN 10, 2006 08:16 AM

Alyk

Boston, MA

February 2005

JUN 10, 2006 08:32 AM

Melbourne, FL

February 2003

JUN 10, 2006 08:45 AM

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

JUN 10, 2006 08:48 AM

Charlottesville, VA

January 2005

JUN 10, 2006 04:58 PM

thestral

Manassas, VA

August 2005

JUN 12, 2006 09:10 AM