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Alyk

Alyk

Boston, MA
February 2005

JUN 09, 2006 03:56 PM

What kind of moron backs into a car and drives away with hordes of cameras photographing the incident? Paris Hilton, of course. Hilton spent the day shopping with with Nick Lachey’s new piece of ass, Kim Kardashian, and then headed to a parking garage on Robertson Blvd in Los Angeles. After saying goodbye to her homegirl, Hilton posed for the waiting paparazzi while backing her Range Rover. Apparently transfixed by the flashbulbs, she plowed her SUV into a parked Honda.

After loading her shopping bags into the trunk of her Range Rover, Hilton says good-bye to Kardashian and starts to back out of the parking spot without her seat belt on -- another violation of law.Hilton checks her mirrors and looks around, but apparently doesn't notice the parked Honda Civic behind her and slams into the bumper, causing damage to both vehicles.


Oops

Being the ever-conscientious citizen, Hilton sped off from the parking garage without leaving any information for the driver of the car she hit, a misdemeanor punishable by up to six months in jail. I can’t imagine Hilton facing any repercussions for the incident--after all, this isn’t her first un-prosecuted crime.

Several months ago, a tape surfaced of Hilton and her then-boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos, hitting a truck and leaving the scene. It’s really not a surprise that Niarchos hit the truck in front of him—he was driving Hilton’s Bentley with a coat over his head.

Last November the hotel heiress was involved in yet another hit and run, which TMZ caught on tape, when her then boyfriend Stavros Niarchos crashed Hilton's Bentley into a parked truck and then drove off.

Additionally, TMZ has video of eight instances, since May 1, where Hilton drives away in her car sans seat belt. While as far as we can determine, she has never been cited. If she had, the fines would total $1682. BTW, Thursday's incident brings the count (of driving without a seat belt) to nine.


Earlier Oops

Paris’ law-breaking antics are not limited to her sad driving skills. A few years back, surveillance video caught her stealing a copy of her hit porn video from a newsstand. Although the video clearly showed Hilton stealing the DVD, then driving away in her own car, prosecutors claimed the video was not enough evidence to press charges.

Hilton’s very over-worked publicist, Elliot Mintz, refused to comment about the latest incident. He also declined to get in the car with Hilton behind the wheel.


Hood

Hood

United Kingdom
January 2006

JUN 09, 2006 04:05 PM

shows you that money can buy you everything surreal

filmME

filmME

Vancouver, BC
May 2003

JUN 09, 2006 04:34 PM

Paris Hilton, unlike (her?) extreme cases of herpes, will go away if you ignore it.

Please stop making this complete waste of skin newsworthy.

[Edited on Jun 09, 2006 4:34PM]

FunkySkunk

FunkySkunk

Gainesville, FL
July 2004

JUN 09, 2006 04:36 PM

*calls friend* Yeah man, did you hear? Paris Hilton had a fender bender... I know... really makes you appreciate the finer things of life... I hope she'll be ok, I'm so glad that I was able to hear about it. I'll pray her too man...

puke puke puke puke puke puke

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

JUN 09, 2006 05:07 PM

Hilton says good-bye to Kardashian and starts to back out of the parking spot without her seat belt on -- another violation of law.


My stars!!! Throw the book at that bitch!


Seriously, why did they bother mentioning that?

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

JUN 09, 2006 05:09 PM

filmME said:
Paris Hilton, unlike (her?) extreme cases of herpes, will go away if you ignore it.

Please stop making this complete waste of skin newsworthy.

[Edited on Jun 09, 2006 4:34PM]


Lots of us don't want her to go away.

theseeman

theseeman

Asheville, NC
December 2002

JUN 09, 2006 05:15 PM

I hate Herpes

Tallboy66

Tallboy66

Chicago, IL
January 2005

JUN 09, 2006 05:20 PM

Hood said:
shows you that money can buy you everything surreal



Except brains and and ethics.

GuiltShow

GuiltShow

Riverside, CA
May 2005

JUN 09, 2006 05:27 PM

BAD_66_ said:

Hood said:
shows you that money can buy you everything surreal



Except brains and and ethics.



Booyah achieved. biggrin

_kungfoo_

_kungfoo_

Los Angeles, CA
April 2005

JUN 09, 2006 05:37 PM

I hope Paris Hilton gets really fat and dies.

Crivelli

Crivelli

United Kingdom
January 2005

JUN 09, 2006 05:43 PM

KUNGFOO said:
I hope Paris Hilton gets really fat and dies.


We all get fat and die.

CheshireCat

CheshireCat

Los Angeles, CA
January 2004

JUN 09, 2006 06:03 PM

....she gets more press on this site than any other I have seen thats fo su R

Vestril

Vestril

Coronado, CA
February 2003

JUN 09, 2006 06:11 PM

Crivelli said:

KUNGFOO said:
I hope Paris Hilton gets really fat and dies.


We all get fat and die.



No, some people stay skinny.

siamkittie

siamkittie

New York, NY
March 2006

JUN 09, 2006 06:49 PM

she is a waste of a thing...I have no word to describe it.

SirLoins

sirloins

Huntington Beach, CA
October 2005

JUN 09, 2006 07:45 PM

GuiltShow said:

BAD_66_ said:

Hood said:
shows you that money can buy you everything surreal



Except brains and and ethics.



Booyah achieved. biggrin



It's peanut butta jelly time! love

filmME

filmME

Vancouver, BC
May 2003

JUN 09, 2006 09:02 PM

StarBelliedBoy said:

filmME said:
Paris Hilton, unlike (her?) extreme cases of herpes, will go away if you ignore it.

Please stop making this complete waste of skin newsworthy.

[Edited on Jun 09, 2006 4:34PM]


Lots of us don't want her to go away.



*shakes head at the future*


biggrin

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

JUN 09, 2006 09:13 PM

I feel sorry for her dad because it's his strongest sperm that made her.

seanvegas

seanvegas

Lincoln, NE
December 2004

JUN 09, 2006 09:19 PM

If I was the owner of the car she hit, a hand job would be all she needed to do to make me forget all about it!

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

JUN 09, 2006 09:19 PM

psychoholicagogo said:
I feel sorry for her dad because it's his strongest sperm that made her.


Nah. There must have been a hit and run in the sperm race.

ekelly

ekelly

Ann Arbor, MI
May 2006

JUN 09, 2006 09:35 PM

paris = puke

sorry, I enjoyed the death scene in House of Wax haha

artsaves1228

artsaves1228

Puyallup, WA
February 2005

JUN 10, 2006 01:42 AM

Such a fuckin retard. puke

Unpossible

Unpossible

Vancouver, BC
August 2005

JUN 10, 2006 01:55 AM

StarBelliedBoy said:

Hilton says good-bye to Kardashian and starts to back out of the parking spot without her seat belt on -- another violation of law.


My stars!!! Throw the book at that bitch!


Seriously, why did they bother mentioning that?




Because it's a crime?

mtlqueen

mtlqueen

Toronto, ON
September 2002

JUN 10, 2006 02:11 AM

Did anyone go to the GWAR anniversary show?

biggrin

BubblegumCupcake

BubblegumCupcake

Australia
May 2006

JUN 10, 2006 07:20 AM

I think paris (as well as britney) are just good for a laugh. Like watching funniest home vids tongue

HollowButcher

HollowButcher

Vineland, NJ
May 2006

JUN 10, 2006 07:51 AM

I seriously hope she gets the worst case of cancer and AIDS and dies a horrible horrible death... you're rich bitch! PAY THE DAMAGE! Also...who steals they're own porn. Goddamn moron. puke

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