NEWS: Paris Hilton: Hit and Run Moron

CELEB: Paris Hilton: Hit and Run Moron

What kind of moron backs into a car and drives away with hordes of cameras photographing the incident? Paris Hilton, of course. Hilton spent the day shopping with with Nick Lachey’s new piece of ass, Kim Kardashian, and then headed to a parking garage on Robertson Blvd in Los Angeles. After saying goodbye to her homegirl, Hilton posed for the waiting paparazzi while backing her Range Rover. Apparently transfixed by the flashbulbs, she plowed her SUV into a parked Honda.

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Being the ever-conscientious citizen, Hilton sped off from the parking garage without leaving any information for the driver of the car she hit, a misdemeanor punishable by up to six months in jail. I can’t imagine Hilton facing any repercussions for the incident--after all, this isn’t her first un-prosecuted crime.

Several months ago, a tape surfaced of Hilton and her then-boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos, hitting a truck and leaving the scene. It’s really not a surprise that Niarchos hit the truck in front of him—he was driving Hilton’s Bentley with a coat over his head.

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Paris’ law-breaking antics are not limited to her sad driving skills. A few years back, surveillance video caught her stealing a copy of her hit porn video from a newsstand. Although the video clearly showed Hilton stealing the DVD, then driving away in her own car, prosecutors claimed the video was not enough evidence to press charges.

Hilton’s very over-worked publicist, Elliot Mintz, refused to comment about the latest incident. He also declined to get in the car with Hilton behind the wheel.

shows you that money can buy you everything

Paris Hilton, unlike (her?) extreme cases of herpes, will go away if you ignore it.

Please stop making this complete waste of skin newsworthy.

[Edited on Jun 09, 2006 4:34PM]

*calls friend* Yeah man, did you hear? Paris Hilton had a fender bender... I know... really makes you appreciate the finer things of life... I hope she'll be ok, I'm so glad that I was able to hear about it. I'll pray her too man...

My stars!!! Throw the book at that bitch!


Seriously, why did they bother mentioning that?

Lots of us don't want her to go away.

I hate Herpes

Except brains and and ethics.

Booyah achieved.

I hope Paris Hilton gets really fat and dies.

We all get fat and die.

....she gets more press on this site than any other I have seen thats fo su R

No, some people stay skinny.

she is a waste of a thing...I have no word to describe it.

It's peanut butta jelly time!

*shakes head at the future*

I feel sorry for her dad because it's his strongest sperm that made her.

If I was the owner of the car she hit, a hand job would be all she needed to do to make me forget all about it!

Nah. There must have been a hit and run in the sperm race.

paris =

sorry, I enjoyed the death scene in House of Wax haha

Such a fuckin retard.

Because it's a crime?

Did anyone go to the GWAR anniversary show?

I think paris (as well as britney) are just good for a laugh. Like watching funniest home vids

I seriously hope she gets the worst case of cancer and AIDS and dies a horrible horrible death... you're rich bitch! PAY THE DAMAGE! Also...who steals they're own porn. Goddamn moron.