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TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

JUN 09, 2006 02:30 AM

Dieting via monkey kibble.

Follow the blog of a man with a very strange idea.

GramNegative

GramNegative

I'm lost
October 2004

JUN 09, 2006 04:24 AM


Dried monkey biscuit for large hookbills and primates. Excellent weaning food for parrots.

Ingredients:
Ground corn, soybean meal, cracked wheat, sucrose, wheat germ meal, animal fat (preserved with BHA, propyl gallate and citric acid), dried whole egg, dicalcium phosphate, calcium carbonate, iodized salt, vegetable oil, choline chloride, stabilized ascorbic acid (vitamin c), ethoxyquin (a preservative), ferrous sulfate, zinc oxide, copper chloride, manganous oxide, cobalt carbonate, calcium iodate, sodium selenite, vitamin A supplement, D-activated animal sterol (a source vitamin D3), vitamin E supplement, thiamine, (vitamin B1), niacin, calcium pantothenate, pyridoxine hydrochloride, (vitamin b6), riboflavin (vitamin B2), folic acid, biotin, vitamin B12 supplemen


I wonder if he will be better off than a McDonalds diet.

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

JUN 09, 2006 07:04 AM

According to Penn Jillette, he had the same idea as this guy at one point, and asked his doctors if it was possible to substitute all your food for money chow. He was told that monkey chow does not contain all of the necessary nutrients of human food, contains too much roughage, and the sanitary conditions during processing are not something you really want to think about.

MrGinger

MrGinger

San Rafael, CA
November 2003

JUN 09, 2006 12:52 PM

Yeah, what about his stool? Was he pretty regular?

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

JUN 09, 2006 05:57 PM

Galanga said:
Yeah, what about his stool? Was he pretty regular?


See his blog for details.


DAY 7:
Poop: suspiciously absent