Sure judges might by naked under their robes. Or they're hiding a GameBoy, their lunch, or a rock of cocaine. But one judge put all of our suspicions to rest when it was found that he was using a cock pump during trials.

The misdemeanor charge accuses former Creek County District Judge Donald Thompson of putting pornographic photos of himself and a woman on his state-owned computer. Thompson is to go on trial next week on charges of indecent exposure for allegedly using a sexual device known as a "penis pump" while presiding over trials.

His attorney argues that the misdemeanor charge of misusing the computer is an effort by prosecutors to smear Thompson in front of the jury.

But Judge Allen McCall rejected the argument and says the charge will remain when trial begins Monday.

Perhaps the defense attorney should be worried about how fucked up it is that a judge used a penis pump and how that reflects on their client.

I think we need to do away with judge robes altogether and go to a court system not unlike the trial of General Zod in the first Superman.

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Jamwise

Australia

April 2006

JUN 09, 2006 01:42 AM

I vote we get rid of the court system all together and introduce Judges.

firefly

Berkeley, CA

October 2005

JUN 09, 2006 01:46 AM

Dude you're all about linking images that can't be seen if you're not logged in.

elicit77

USA

October 2003

JUN 09, 2006 01:52 AM

Do penis pumps really work?

MrMuller

Detroit, MI

March 2004

JUN 09, 2006 02:00 AM

I'm quite happy that the other judge didn't throw that charge out.

elicit77 said:
Do penis pumps really work?

For a short time.

leavemehere

San Diego, CA

December 2002

JUN 09, 2006 02:08 AM

Nevermind

[Edited on Jun 09, 2006 2:29AM]

cmdrfire

United Kingdom

December 2005

JUN 09, 2006 02:14 AM

Chaolin said:
I vote we get rid of the court system all together and introduce Judges.

Seconded.

ZPO

Roy, WA

July 2004

JUN 09, 2006 02:17 AM

Shouldn't the first part of the title be:

"Justice that makes you go blind"????

RudieCantFail

I'm lost

January 2006

JUN 09, 2006 02:21 AM

When reached for comment, the accused judge responded:

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holeshot

West Hartford, CT

November 2005

JUN 09, 2006 02:22 AM

ZPO said:
Shouldn't the first part of the title be:

"Justice that makes you go blind"????

The long, hairy palm of the law.

Vestril

Coronado, CA

February 2003

JUN 09, 2006 02:41 AM

Perhaps the defense attorney should be worried about how fucked up it is that a judge used a penis pump and how that reflects on their client.

We all know that people who use penis pumps are bad people. Bad bad people.

I bet the story of how he got caught is fun dinner table material.

filmjedi

Brighton, MA

June 2004

JUN 09, 2006 04:49 AM

honestly, its not mine,

Wren

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

JUN 09, 2006 06:45 AM

What. The. Fuck.

Json

USA

September 2005

JUN 09, 2006 06:50 AM

OhDaeSu said:
Nevermind

[Edited on Jun 09, 2006 2:29AM]

Oh Dae-su is such a badass. The character...not necessarily you.

Choi Min-sik is one of my favorites. Definitely on the top of my Korean actor list.

[Edited on Jun 09, 2006 9:10AM]

FireBomber

Leesburg, FL

March 2005

JUN 09, 2006 07:13 AM

I totally thought this was a FearTheReaper thread when I saw the title.

That being said- Ha ha!!!

funnyman

Cherry Hill, NJ

December 2004

JUN 09, 2006 09:41 AM

"has the jury reached reached 9 inches...er...a verdict?"

seanvegas

Lincoln, NE

December 2004

JUN 09, 2006 09:45 AM

"Activist" judge.

waxangel

Baltimore, MD

May 2003

JUN 09, 2006 09:54 AM

Didn't this happen nearly a year ago?