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MschfMayhemSoap

MschfMayhemSoap

Phoenix, AZ
April 2006

JUN 09, 2006 03:55 AM

MrMuller said:

Ojai said:
who does that seiously...who buys rat dogs...


?



you do realize that dog killed itself with a 357 magnum.... and was just one in a series of Paris Hilton pet suicides....

Ahh I love South park...

Max16Characters

Max16Characters

Korea, Republic Of
March 2003

JUN 09, 2006 04:33 AM

Beating someone with a dead puppy? Lame. Your supposed to mail the dead puppy to someone. Or, leave a flaming bag of dead puppy at the doorstep so they stomp on it when they open the door.

Max16Characters

Max16Characters

Korea, Republic Of
March 2003

JUN 09, 2006 04:36 AM

Nixon said:
Sad for puppy.

But this would've been SOOOO much funnier with a Saint Bernard....


The_Happy_Pig

The_Happy_Pig

I'm lost
December 2004

JUN 09, 2006 05:02 AM

Max16Characters said:

Nixon said:
Sad for puppy.

But this would've been SOOOO much funnier with a Saint Bernard....




You just had to open those memories I've been trying to repress since being forced to watch that movie. mad

Wren

Wren

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

JUN 09, 2006 06:44 AM

MrMuller said:
They need to bring charges against the breeder too. Or at least take her license away.



I would be surprised if she had one to begin with.

DumpStarX

DumpStarX

Charlottesville, VA
January 2005

JUN 09, 2006 08:18 AM

I used to visualize dead puppies to prolong intimate encounters.

Nessuno

Nessuno

Washington, DC
May 2006

JUN 09, 2006 08:30 AM

MrMuller said:

Ojai said:
who does that seiously...who buys rat dogs...


?



God, that gave me a great mental image. The only thing funnier than some crazy woman attacking you with a dead dog. Paris Hilton attacking you with a dead dog. Maybe a pink poodle.

Phantasy

Phantasy

Climax, MI
October 2005

JUN 09, 2006 08:39 AM

TheBirdofHermes said:

MrMuller said:

Ojai said:
who does that seiously...who buys rat dogs...


?



God, that gave me a great mental image. The only thing funnier than some crazy woman attacking you with a dead dog. Paris Hilton attacking you with a dead dog. Maybe a pink poodle.



You know, I just cannot for the life of me picture that girl getting violent, with or without a puppy. I just can't see her ever having that much emotion or intensity about anything. She is so flat.

Oh, but not to digress from the dead puppy discussion, please continue!

DumpStarX

DumpStarX

Charlottesville, VA
January 2005

JUN 09, 2006 01:34 PM

now whenever I think of dead puppies I get arroused.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

JUN 09, 2006 02:39 PM

DumpStarX said:
now whenever I think of dead puppies I get arroused.



Now? You mean you didn't before?

Mockingbird

Mockingbird

Chicago, IL
January 2006

JUN 09, 2006 10:47 PM

DumpStarX said:
I used to visualize dead puppies to prolong intimate encounters.



I wonder if that's common. From what I've heard, it is.

Annisa

Annisa

SUICIDEGIRL

Michigan, USA

SEP 19, 2007 11:01 PM

my mother and most of her friends were dog groomers, breeders or trainers.
being around that enviorment, this does not surprise me in the slightest bit

MarcyBeth

MarcyBeth

Ocala, FL
July 2006

SEP 20, 2007 11:22 AM

FrankMask said:
I find this to be morbid, yet hilarious.

Ahem... Now that I have regained my composure, allow me to say that you should only ever buy animals from reputable breeders.



you should really be rescuing from shelters and rescue organizations instead of buying from breeders in the first place....

ohash

ohash

Columbus, OH
May 2007

SEP 20, 2007 11:42 AM

Two things....

1. That breeder should never be allowed to breed again for selling a puppy at 4 weeks. Too young to be without its mother.

2. Okay...I understand that you are upset that your puppy died, but beating someone with it? How did this lady not throw up based solely upon the ickiness of that?

DorianChrist

DorianChrist

United Kingdom
January 2006

JAN 04, 2008 10:42 AM


MC_Dove said:
the funniest thing about the small dog situation is that you can almost hear a little squeeky noise when she gets hit with it...



Marry me. Please. That was fucking hilarious. And soooo deliciously wrong. Haha.

loll1pop

loll1pop

Dominican Republic
November 2007

JAN 04, 2008 12:52 PM

Man, that breeder is lucky the dog was a Chihuahua and not a German Shepherd.

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

JAN 05, 2008 07:16 AM

Nessuno said:

MrMuller said:

Ojai said:
who does that seiously...who buys rat dogs...


?



God, that gave me a great mental image. The only thing funnier than some crazy woman attacking you with a dead dog. Paris Hilton attacking you with a dead dog. Maybe a pink poodle.


How about a mangled pussy?

*rimshot*

-TM

Brodette

Brodette

Cardiff By The Sea, CA
February 2007

JAN 05, 2008 09:45 PM

loll1pop said:
Man, that breeder is lucky the dog was a Chihuahua and not a German Shepherd.


hahaha that made me chuckle in all the good ways.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

JAN 05, 2008 10:39 PM

The_Happy_Pig said:

Max16Characters said:

Nixon said:
Sad for puppy.

But this would've been SOOOO much funnier with a Saint Bernard....




You just had to open those memories I've been trying to repress since being forced to watch that movie. mad



Charles Grodin gives me nightmares.

GeckoFabulous

GeckoFabulous

Hawaii National Park, HI
October 2005

JAN 06, 2008 01:31 AM

Every time this thread gets bumped it puzzles me something fierce. surreal

Are people searching for dead puppies?

dufsmash13

dufsmash13

I'm lost
August 2007

JAN 06, 2008 07:56 AM

i just threw up in my mouth a little...thats soooo McFucked up.

Heroine

Heroine

SUICIDEGIRL

Virginia, USA

JAN 06, 2008 01:52 PM

Yeah I'm a lil late .....but that's some crazy shit...
eeek shocked

Phantasy

Phantasy

Climax, MI
October 2005

JAN 06, 2008 07:35 PM

_Twitch_ said:
Every time this thread gets bumped it puzzles me something fierce. surreal

Are people searching for dead puppies?



Either that or beating up women. confused

AaronB

AaronB

Eden Prairie, MN
July 2004

JAN 06, 2008 07:59 PM

DorianChrist said:

MC_Dove said:
the funniest thing about the small dog situation is that you can almost hear a little squeeky noise when she gets hit with it...



Marry me. Please. That was fucking hilarious. And soooo deliciously wrong. Haha.



This is quite possibly the strangest thread bump I've ever seen. I don't know what to think.

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