woman beaten with dead puppy

you do realize that dog killed itself with a 357 magnum.... and was just one in a series of Paris Hilton pet suicides....

Ahh I love South park...

Beating someone with a dead puppy? Lame. Your supposed to mail the dead puppy to someone. Or, leave a flaming bag of dead puppy at the doorstep so they stomp on it when they open the door.

You just had to open those memories I've been trying to repress since being forced to watch that movie.

I used to visualize dead puppies to prolong intimate encounters.

God, that gave me a great mental image. The only thing funnier than some crazy woman attacking you with a dead dog. Paris Hilton attacking you with a dead dog. Maybe a pink poodle.

You know, I just cannot for the life of me picture that girl getting violent, with or without a puppy. I just can't see her ever having that much emotion or intensity about anything. She is so flat.

Oh, but not to digress from the dead puppy discussion, please continue!

now whenever I think of dead puppies I get arroused.

Now? You mean you didn't before?

I wonder if that's common. From what I've heard, it is.

you should really be rescuing from shelters and rescue organizations instead of buying from breeders in the first place....

Two things....

1. That breeder should never be allowed to breed again for selling a puppy at 4 weeks. Too young to be without its mother.

2. Okay...I understand that you are upset that your puppy died, but beating someone with it? How did this lady not throw up based solely upon the ickiness of that?

Marry me. Please. That was fucking hilarious. And soooo deliciously wrong. Haha.

Man, that breeder is lucky the dog was a Chihuahua and not a German Shepherd.

How about a mangled pussy?

*rimshot*

-TM

hahaha that made me chuckle in all the good ways.

Charles Grodin gives me nightmares.

Every time this thread gets bumped it puzzles me something fierce.

Are people searching for dead puppies?

i just threw up in my mouth a little...thats soooo McFucked up.

Either that or beating up women.

This is quite possibly the strangest thread bump I've ever seen. I don't know what to think.