"FULL CRACK HOUSE" STAR TAKES OFF HER PANTS

Former "Full House" cutie Jodie Sweetin struggled in the acting-shadows of fellow "Full House" alumnae the Olsen twins, and then woke up one day addicted to meth. Sweetin checked into rehab for her addiction in March 2005, but shortly thereafter, her police officer-husband left her. Sweetin reported some good news recently-she's clean and sober and has a new television project, although the premise of the show seems a bit odd.

Sweetin has signed on to host the strip-tastic new show on Fuse, "Pants-Off Dance-Off." The show, taped at Fuse music TV's Midtown studio, features people of all ages taking off their clothes to their favorite music videos. No word yet if Sweetin plans to doff her duds, but Fuse says it hopes she will use her connections to get her former little TV sisters - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen - to join in the freaky fun.

Crack-free and pants-free!

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TRIPPLEHORN STILL LOVES "WATERWORLD"

"Big Love" star Jeanne Tripplehorn claimed recently she does not regret making Waterworld, one of the biggest flops in cinematic history. According to Tripplehorn, the media was hating on Kevin Costner, resulting in the widespread thumbs down reviews. Although the press panned the flick, Tripplehorn enjoyed the filming and has fond memories of the soggy mess.

"I still think it was a good movie. It was Mad Max on water. We were filming on the world's largest floating structure. The set was huge. It was so over the top. But I think the press was gunning for Costner and he knew that, too. He said, 'Yeah, it is just my turn.' But we had a great time, I don't regret it."

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BRACCO DISHES ON KEITEL CRAZINESS

"Sopranos" star Lorraine Bracco's autobiography, On the Couch, described her former wack-job hubby, Harvey Keitel, as having "destructive self-absorption." Ouch!

She reveals that as she once excitedly took a call from Michael Douglas to discuss a movie project, Keitel screamed, "Why don't you just go [bleep] Michael Douglas' [bleep]!" She also tells how Keitel creepily sent her third hubby, Edward James Olmos, a machete with a two-foot blade, and had his 9-year-old daughter, Stella, tell the actor, "Daddy said you'd know what to do with this because you're Mexican."

Everybody enjoys tales of famous actors acting like assholes, but shouldn't Bracco be concerned Keitel is going to beat her ass over the dishing?

"The truth of the matter is that 90 percent of it is already out there in court documents," Bracco told Page Six's Bill Hoffmann at a Barnes & Noble signing yesterday. "The book is really more of a celebration of my life. I didn't write it to get people mad."

Good luck with that.

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OpticNerve

Waltham, MA

November 2003

JUN 08, 2006 09:08 AM

Dude. Who would win in a fight, Admiral Adama or 'The Bad Lieutenant'?

J24U

Danvers, MA

February 2006

JUN 08, 2006 09:13 AM

OpticNerve said:
Dude. Who would win in a fight, Admiral Adama or 'The Bad Lieutenant'?

Adama

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH

November 2004

JUN 08, 2006 09:17 AM

i was already to make some witty remark about Jodie Sweetin, but then after reading it i felt kind of bad about myself. i'm going to go look at some kitten pictures now.