NEWS: Girlfight: Jeremy Piven and Stephen Dorff Edition

CELEB: Girlfight: Jeremy Piven and Stephen Dorff Edition

Actors Jeremy Piven and Stephen Dorff argued this week over who is a bigger fucking loser. While “Entourage” star Piven stood in line for the restroom at Bungalow 8 so he could check his hair plugs, Dorff pulled the ultimate no-no and (gasp!) cut in line in front of Piven. The shit hit the fan, beginning the most awesome celeb argument ever.

Dorff, star of films such as Space Truckers, hit a sore nerve with Piven, who then attacked Dorff before being restrained by security.

Dorff spared Piven’s ass and capped his evening by going to Scores, an NYC strip joint. According to a Dorff posse member, Dorff attempted to seduce ladies with, "I'm a movie star - you should want to sleep with me."

I sympathize with Jeremy; I, too, get wicked pissed when someone cuts in front of me while I’m waiting to snort cocaine off a toilet seat at Bungalow 8.



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I actually rented Space Truckers for a date. True story.

Yo, you should sign up for the Post, and you'd get the latest scoop, whoreface!

I'm sorry but Jeremy Piven rules. PCU anyone?! Not to mention this:



And isn't Dorff doing golf videos now? (obvious, but needed to be said)



[Edited on Jun 08, 2006 1:11PM]

Piven is TEFLON.



He is so smarmy and fantatic. I've had a crush on him since PCU.

[Edited on Jun 08, 2006 by Margot_Dent]

I wrote this last night, Pirate Hooker!

I gotta take Piven for this one. It sounds like he is becoming Ari Gold with lines like those..i love it.

Steven Dorff is a tool!



(go Team Piven!)

I once ran into Piven in line for the bathroom at the Dresden.

he's so money.

Next time, maybe do a little research:

Stephen Dorff, star of such box office smashes as Blade and Alone in the Dark... Piven in Grosse Point Blank alone trumps his star.

Next time, maybe do a little research:



I think Stephen Dorff may have actually played the second caveman in that commercial.

So funny, so short.

Don't mess with Cupid.

What a good show.

Also, can I just mention how much this picture gets my little jewish nether regions a-tinglin'?

Someone should bring back 'Battle of the Network Stars' to give these chodes a venue where they can get bitch-slap happy on each other, without fear of involving disinterested innnocents.

[Edited on Jun 08, 2006 by OpticNerve]

Don't forget Piven's role in Ellen! GOLD.

I've read every post on this page, and I still have no idea who Stephen Dorff is. None whatsoever.

i about spit out my salmon with mango sauce laughing at this one.

[Edited on Jun 08, 2006 2:00PM]

dorff was in 'alone in the dark'

so yeah, he pretty much just lost right there.

Dude. Steven Dorff was on the receiving end of the greatest one-liner in Hollywood cinema: 'There's always some motherfucker who thinks he can ice-skate up a hill'.

[Edited on Jun 08, 2006 12:03PM]