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low_culture

low_culture

New York, NY
April 2006

JUN 07, 2006 02:53 PM

WNYC, New York's public radio broadcaster of Great Note and Merit, covered the never-tired issue of the Christian rock music scene in its Monday programming. Nothing really timely or newsworthy there of course, because, honestly, it nearly goes without saying that this whole phenomenon has been covered and examined and draped in media profiles for interminable years on end...well before the world had come to know and subsequently forget a heroic warrior of God named Scott Stapp.

No, the only reason to cite WNYC's look at the matter was their invokation of the following image from someone's Flickr account:



While the image was probably not meant to inherently convey any idea of harsh, arch Blue-Stater comedy, you have to wonder what this particular couple is thinking when the image's caption explains:

The backs say "I'm loving my husband/wife and I haven't even met him/her".



This sort of fashion statement, apparently, is the source for that beloved trend of teenaged pregnancies. I mean, weddings. Teenaged weddings, I'm sorry.

Because first you have all this guilty, guilty sex, and then you're all, like, pregnant and shit, and then you're all like, "Oh, God, I sort of care what you think, but what will Mom and Dad think? What's that you say? Marry Randy? Thanks, God! You're always there for me!"

(Via StayFree)

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

JUN 07, 2006 04:16 PM

low_culture said:
Nothing really timely or newsworthy there of course.


We finally agree on something.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

JUN 07, 2006 04:20 PM

I think it's pretty well settled that whenever the phrase "______ Rocks!" appears on a t-shirt/coffee mug/bumper sticker/etc, that whatever that purported _______ is, it really does *not* "Rock!"

MC_Dove

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH
November 2004

JUN 07, 2006 04:23 PM

Subrosa said:
I think it's pretty well settled that whenever the phrase "______ Rocks!" appears on a t-shirt/coffee mug/bumper sticker/etc, that whatever that purported _______ is, it really does *not* "Rock!"



what about "i'd rather be ________!" ?

Hooraydiation

Hooraydiation

Boston, MA
October 2005

JUN 07, 2006 04:24 PM

Subrosa said:
I think it's pretty well settled that whenever the phrase "______ Rocks!" appears on a t-shirt/coffee mug/bumper sticker/etc, that whatever that purported _______ is, it really does *not* "Rock!"



Kiss Rocks? Why would somebody want to kiss rocks?

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

JUN 07, 2006 04:25 PM

Hooraydiation said:

Subrosa said:
I think it's pretty well settled that whenever the phrase "______ Rocks!" appears on a t-shirt/coffee mug/bumper sticker/etc, that whatever that purported _______ is, it really does *not* "Rock!"



Kiss Rocks? Why would somebody want to kiss rocks?


"KISS Rocks!" is a perfect example to prove my hypothesis.

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

JUN 07, 2006 04:27 PM

Hooraydiation said:

Subrosa said:
I think it's pretty well settled that whenever the phrase "______ Rocks!" appears on a t-shirt/coffee mug/bumper sticker/etc, that whatever that purported _______ is, it really does *not* "Rock!"



Kiss Rocks? Why would somebody want to kiss rocks?


Nice 'Buffy' reference.

DeusExMachina

DeusExMachina

Berkeley, CA
August 2004

JUN 07, 2006 04:30 PM

Subrosa said:

Hooraydiation said:

Subrosa said:
I think it's pretty well settled that whenever the phrase "______ Rocks!" appears on a t-shirt/coffee mug/bumper sticker/etc, that whatever that purported _______ is, it really does *not* "Rock!"



Kiss Rocks? Why would somebody want to kiss rocks?


"KISS Rocks!" is a perfect example to prove my hypothesis.



What about "Ayers Rocks" ? I might wear a shirt that says that...

ThisIsWhoWeAre

ThisIsWhoWeAre

Oakland, CA
July 2004

JUN 07, 2006 04:38 PM

jeffvader

jeffvader

San Diego, CA
November 2004

JUN 07, 2006 06:04 PM

truth of the matter is...most of these kids taking chastity pledges wind up fucking in one way or other before marriage or they become serial killers... wink

ninjatoes

ninjatoes

Newport, KY
August 2005

JUN 07, 2006 08:57 PM

crispy said:

Hooraydiation said:

Subrosa said:
I think it's pretty well settled that whenever the phrase "______ Rocks!" appears on a t-shirt/coffee mug/bumper sticker/etc, that whatever that purported _______ is, it really does *not* "Rock!"



Kiss Rocks? Why would somebody want to kiss rocks?


Nice 'Buffy' reference.



Beer. Foamy.

Sid

Sid

SUICIDEGIRL

Colorado, USA

JUN 08, 2006 07:36 PM

where do i get one of those shirts so people can get a good laugh?

And you totally know that dude is only wearing that shirt so that girl will bone him in 2 years.

Alecks

Alecks

Visalia, CA
October 2004

JUN 09, 2006 01:52 AM

i concur

i think he also scored an arm around the shoulder just for wearing it that day!

=-> Alecks

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

I'm lost
January 2006

JUN 09, 2006 01:54 AM

Christian rock?

Pssshhht tongue

Everybody knows the best bands are affiliated with Satan.