Weirdest dreams

Anyone have any strange dreams lately? I had one that I tranqilized bigfoot in my neighborhood. But he got pissed after I shot one in his face and chased me down a hill. Out of nowhere captions came up as if on a television saying "Bigfoot will rape the assisted." After I realized I was in a dream, the thought of Bigfoot raping me in the ass was so horrifying I woke up. I dared not to sleep again.

~Tark~

When I was in about 4th grade I had these dreams that Nazis were coming to make me perform Double Dare stunts. I was hiding in my grandmothers basement. I can understand why I would have feared nazis in my dream, but not the part where I was forced to flip pancakes over my shoulder to a teammate.

I once dreamed that I woke up with Wilford Brimley's faced stapled onto mine.

That one was a long time ago, now, but it counts as "strange".


The other night, I dreamt that the world had forgotten itself, and that I had to carve all the things which it had ever contained onto a small block of soap, so that the Earth might remember.


Actually, that one was fairly neat. If a big nerve wracking.

Me. my bestfriend and a bunch of Pokemon lived in a life-size dollhouse floating on a lake. We lived ourlives as bountyhunters.........*sigh*

~Tark~

I used to have occasional dreams where I was in various branches of the military. Had one last night, was the first in a good long while.

One where I was sodomizing Phoebe from "Friends". Which was really weird as I always had a thing for Rachel, and never found Phoebe all that attractive.

I've recently had extensive dreams involving wild west gunfights and indians with mad wire-foo skills.

I had a dream last night that I was watching a new music video by Eminem that was half music and half military footage with the faces replaced by famous actors. I don't rememeber any of the dialogue but it was anti-war.

I once dreamt that my old chef was living on a roof of a skyscraper with a fig tree and a magic pastry bag that squeezed out completely finished cakes and cookies ready to eat.

This is what would freak me out the most:

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I dreamt my grandmother and I were storing kittens in tupperware bowls on her porch (?????) so that they wouldn't be hurt by a storm that was coming through, then werewolves started howling, and coming at us and she got in the house but I tripped and fell and just as one was about to gnaw my leg off, I woke up and the dogs behind her house really were howling and I almost peed myself.

It wasn't recent, but in the past, I've dreamt about some WEIRD celebrities boinking me...haha. Laugh if you will:

In my Jack Osbourne dream, I was shopping in a lingerie store with Sharon Osbourne. She was looking for sexy underwear she could use to impress Ozzy with. I was bored, so I drifted into the back of the store. Suddenly, Jack popped out of one of the dressing rooms, pulled me inside, and proceeded to have sex with me. Yes, in the dressing room of a lingerie store. I remember that my dream self found Jack's pube-like afro to be very erotic as I ran my fingers through its wirey bristles. Afterward, I exited the store and went shopping for vinyl albums at Sam Goody, which just goes to show how fake this dream was.

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Michael Jackson and I were best friends, and he was over at my house (this was back when I still lived with my parents). I took him into my room, to show him all the platinum albums of his I owned (how I managed to own his platinum record plaques is a mystery - maybe he gave them to me). We sat down and read some of his favorite fairy tales, then he turned from Jacko pictured above to Jacko from the "You Are Not Alone" video. He then got completely naked and had sex with me. What's really terrifying is that the sex wasn't that bad.

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I dreamt I boinked Grumpy Bear from the Care Bears. I am not kidding.I was on some stone steps leading up to this old temple. There were real people there, having sex, but who should approach me but Grumpy Bear from the Care Bears? He didn't look like a person in a suit or anything, either. Totally two-dimensional. His penis, however, was that of a human and it was three-dimensional. I was laying there on the ground, getting vigorously pounded by a cartoon character. When he'd finished, he got up and walked away without a word. What a JACKASS!

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Jacko was a good lay in my dream. *cringe*

I had a dream where I tried to pick up a buttercup but it bit me :o

I had one of those falling dreams. Everybody says that if you land in such a dream you will die, that you always wake up before you land. I fell for so long through an empty blackness. I was mildly frightened. I knew I was dreaming, and that I would wake up before anything bad happened. Then I hit the bottom. It was softer than anything I have ever felt, comfortable beyond anything I can describe. I landed in my bed. The comfortable sensation quickly became my bed and I was awake. Where did I fall from?

I've had at least two dreams where I was pinned under a door by a dangerous beast - a lion in one, a bulldog in another.

Beautiful! It's like a Borges story.

i've had that happen a few times. the biggest jolt i get from falling dreams is always if i trip over a curb or something, i'll wake up like i was just dropped onto my bed from several feet.

Two nights ago I dreamt that I was at a SuicideGirls summer camp, and that Flux was my residence hall counsellor.

She spent the entire dream engaging in a brutally frank dissection of all the ways in which I wasn't attractive to the opposite sex, and suggesting ways for me to make myself over.

I had a dream about SG the other night.

In my dream a nuclear World War completely destroyed the Earth's human population. The only female survivors were the SuicideGirls, and the only male survivor was myself! I was forced with the unbearable burden of traveling the world impregnating all the surviving women to repopulate the world and carry on the human species!

my dream isn't recent at all, in fact it's one of the first dreams that i remembered. i was really young, maybe 3 or 4. in my dream i was in this town that was like a town from the 50's. the town was getting flooded and my mom was in the diner at the end of the street, so i started running there to get there ahead of the water. i go into the diner and run up to my mom who was sitting at the counter. i told her about the flooding and she said to me, "I know" and then she took off her face and said, "It's ok, it's just a mask. You can take yours off too." then, as she was trying to get me to take my face off the flood smashed into the diner. and then i woke up.

This is the weird Dream thread, not the fantasy thread.


[Edited on Jun 08, 2006 by LokisChild]

I dreamt that I had a special power to bend people to my will by looking into their eyes a certain way. I was in Norway and there was snow everywhere. I found a big lodge-style house with a snowgirl in front of it wearing a pink leather jacket just like this one. The lodge belonged to Annie and she let me stay there and hide from some people who were chasing me.

I had parked my car on a mountain and wanted to get it down, but there was a snowstorm. Annie didn't want me to do it and was trying to convince me not to, so I tried using my special power on her to convince her that it would be okay.

BUT!

It turned out that, without knowing it, she had the special power too, stronger than mine. So it was *I* who bent to *her* will, not the other way around!

I dreamed a got shot 5 times once and when the bullets hit me a woke up and felt them in my chest and man was it painful.

Oh and i had a dream the kill from scream came after me but my mom wasn't my mom and i had a sister which i don't and my room was full of mirrors and as soon and the scream dude killed me and i screamed i woke up....

I had the falling dream before except when I hit the ground in my dream I also hit the floor in the "real world" and needless to say I was startled. I didn't die though so that myth is busted... unless I am dead and don't know it. It was wild too, I was in a car and I drove over a cliff and I watched the ground speed towards me right up until… BAM!!!

I also had a dream I was in a supermarket with my 5th grade (I think) class reading the kosher food labels. Not sure where that was going.

Oh yeah I also had quite a few dreams about having to defend things from Russian invaders and in almost every one of them I was shot. I mean I did pretty good for one guy but there is only so much I can do with an AK-47.