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NEWS: Watch It, Buddy: Winning Streak

Hee_Haw_XPress

I'm lost

May 2006

JUN 06, 2006 10:59 AM

CULTURE: Watch It, Buddy: Winning Streak

The Internet is a veritable wasteland of time-killing video action, and you can count on me to bring you the cr�me de la crap. Watch this�

Inspired by ESPN's Sport Centre Highlights, G Dub was caught streaking the crowd of a local high school football game in Texas. Tackled by someone from the Glee Club, Georgie boy claimed that he was cut from JV and never got a chance to score a touchdown during regulation play. Give it up for our Pres, who stripped down, grew an outie and decided to score that TD in style. He later remarked that the young and eager member of the Glee Club had the softest hands in the cabinet...

MissTyrios

NEWSWIRE

Allston, MA

JUN 06, 2006 02:11 PM

What does this have to do with Bush? Am I missing something?

PointBlank

New York, NY

November 2004

JUN 06, 2006 02:16 PM

I'm all for having a daily report linking to a funny internet clip. But a guy streaking on freaking College Humor website tied to the lamest G W joke I've ever read is just fucking lazy.

What's next, the numma-numma kid and a riff on Cheney ("why not pull summa-summa our troops out of Iraq, Dick?")?

[Edited on Jun 06, 2006 by PuntoBlanco]

mamet

Charleston, SC

March 2005

JUN 06, 2006 02:18 PM

What?

MschfMayhemSoap

Phoenix, AZ

April 2006

JUN 06, 2006 02:23 PM

PuntoBlanco said:
I'm all for having a daily report linking to a funny internet clip. But a guy streaking on freaking College Humor website tied to the lamest G W joke I've ever read is just fucking lazy.

What's next, the numma-numma kid and a riff on Cheney ("why not pull summa-summa our troops out of Iraq, Dick?")?

[Edited on Jun 06, 2006 by PuntoBlanco]

nononono... next theres gonna be a Shooting Gallery-type flash game.... featuring shotguns, and overabundance of Quail, and best friends.... LOL

AceT

Portland, OR

April 2004

JUN 06, 2006 02:37 PM

I'm entirely confused as to what this article is about.

hoogle

Poughkeepsie, NY

April 2005

JUN 06, 2006 03:27 PM

....wtf?!

ForDeathorGlory

United Kingdom

March 2006

JUN 06, 2006 03:31 PM

x2

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

JUN 06, 2006 03:34 PM

So I guess the Newswire is now basically the onion meets vice meets the colbert report.

Margot_Dent

Los Angeles, CA

February 2004

JUN 06, 2006 03:37 PM

lil_tuffy said:
So I guess the Newswire is now basically the onion meets vice meets the colbert report.

how is this news!?!?!?

edit: by "this" i mean the fact that newswire...yeah....jokes arent funny if you have to explain them, m_d.

[Edited on Jun 06, 2006 by Margot_Dent]

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

JUN 06, 2006 03:37 PM

Pointless article + unfunny video =

PointBlank

New York, NY

November 2004

JUN 06, 2006 03:39 PM

lil_tuffy said:
So I guess the Newswire is now basically the onion meets vice meets the colbert report.

minus funny.

IKCSmiley

Asheville, NC

July 2003

JUN 06, 2006 04:33 PM

Um...I'm not getting the connection between the video and the text of the article....help me out folks

Telltale

USA

May 2004

JUN 06, 2006 05:04 PM

I bet "Hee Haw Xpress" sure feels like an ass now...

Bastardo

Boston, MA

January 2005

JUN 06, 2006 05:23 PM

rape_aint_funny

Los Angeles, CA

January 2003

JUN 07, 2006 09:55 PM

lil_tuffy said:
So I guess the Newswire is now basically the onion meets vice meets the colbert report.

except without any of the funny.

e: damn, i'm not the first to come up with that little witicism. how shocking. someone should actually take the time to edit this shit. including my comments....

[Edited on Jun 07, 2006 9:58PM]