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Alyk

Boston, MA

February 2005

JUN 05, 2006 08:43 PM

CELEB: Missing Fucking Boyfriends and Fucking Ex-Girlfriends: Celeb Scrapple for Tuesday, June 6th

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY'S FUCKING POTTY MOUTH

Filming the Pirates of the Caribbean and its sequel appeared to influence its star; Keira Knightley now talks like a dirty pirate hooker. The actress dropped the fuck-word many times during a recent Elle UK interview.

On not dieting: Im trying to go fuck it and have bowls of pasta or whatever makes me happy Fuck it, youve got one life - live it.

On going nude for the Vanity Fair cover: Im not completely comfortable with my body but I just thought, Fuck it.

On getting dressed: Ill put a dress on and think, Yeah, that looks great. But then Ill feel [like] a shithead so I put my jeans on.

On the x-rated beaded jewelry she makes for fam and friends: I did one for my brother that said fuck and I do dickhead, too.

On sitting next to Jack Nicholson at the Oscars: a true fucking Hollywood moment.

Just fucking great, Keira!

JEN GARNER FEARS A JLO BEATDOWN

Jennifer Garner declined a role in the up-coming Dallas feature film, partly because shes afraid of an ass kicking from Jennifer Lopez.

If you were alive during summer of 02, then surely remember Bennifer. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck had a much publicized romance for a year and a half before abruptly calling it quits. Lopez hooked up with manorexic Marc Anthony, while Affleck promptly knocked up then married Jen Garner. I guess Garner, anticipating trouble, turned down the Pamela Ewing role after hearing Lopez accepted another part in the film.

Lopez is attached to play Sue-Ellen in the movie, with John Travolta as her husband, J.R. Had she taken the part, Garner would have been Lopezs sister-in-law, having married her husbands brother. No doubt, the set would have been quite tense, as Garner got from Affleck what Lopez never could: marriage and a baby.

A source told British newspaper, the Daily Mail, "Jennifer Garner was really keen to be in Dallas,' but I think she felt there would be a bit of a strain between them on the set and that could have led to awkward situations. Both are totally professional, but there might have been a certain 'atmosphere,' and Jennifer Garner didn't need to go there."

Too bad it didnt work out. Who doesnt enjoy a good cat-fight?

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ONJ'S MISSING BOYFRIEND FOUND

Witnesses spotted Olivia Newton-Johns dead boyfriend in Mexico recently, "alive and well." Patrick McDermott, who dated Newton-John for nine years, disappeared last year and was presumed dead. Police now suspect McDermott faked his own death to avoid his legal and financial obligations.

According to Australia's Sydney Daily Telegraph, three separate witness claim to have seen McDermott on Mexico's remote Baja Peninsula as recently as 10 days ago. The sightings come as a grand jury prepares to investigate his disappearance from a fishing boat on June 30.

It was reported that 48-year-old McDermott had fallen overboard, but doubts were raised when it was revealed his $10 food and drink tab was paid just an hour before the boat arrived in port.

A galley chef on the boat is now the key witness for investigators and a Mexican bar owner and a San Diego businessman have also come forward claiming they have seen McDermott. Sources tell the newspaper they believe McDermott may have left the fishing boat when it docked for fuel a short time before returning to its berth.

Newton-John has given public pleas over the past year, asking for help finding McDermott. Her reps declined to comment on the recent developments.

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Subrosa

San Francisco, CA

July 2004

JUN 06, 2006 11:17 AM

Alyk said:
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY'S FUCKING POTTY MOUTH

Filming the Pirates of the Caribbean and its sequel appeared to influence its star; Keira Knightley now talks like a dirty pirate hooker. The actress dropped the fuck-word many times during a recent Elle UK interview.

On not dieting: Im trying to go fuck it and have bowls of pasta or whatever makes me happy Fuck it, youve got one life - live it.

On going nude for the Vanity Fair cover: Im not completely comfortable with my body but I just thought, Fuck it.

On getting dressed: Ill put a dress on and think, Yeah, that looks great. But then Ill feel [like] a shithead so I put my jeans on.

On the x-rated beaded jewelry she makes for fam and friends: I did one for my brother that said fuck and I do dickhead, too.

On sitting next to Jack Nicholson at the Oscars: a true fucking Hollywood moment.

Just fucking great, Keira!

I'd fucking fuck her.

ShaggyVixe

New Orleans, LA

November 2005

JUN 06, 2006 11:33 AM

Alyk said:
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY'S FUCKING POTTY MOUTH

Filming the Pirates of the Caribbean and its sequel appeared to influence its star; Keira Knightley now talks like a dirty pirate hooker. The actress dropped the fuck-word many times during a recent Elle UK interview.

On not dieting: Im trying to go fuck it and have bowls of pasta or whatever makes me happy Fuck it, youve got one life - live it.

On going nude for the Vanity Fair cover: Im not completely comfortable with my body but I just thought, Fuck it.

On getting dressed: Ill put a dress on and think, Yeah, that looks great. But then Ill feel [like] a shithead so I put my jeans on.

On the x-rated beaded jewelry she makes for fam and friends: I did one for my brother that said fuck and I do dickhead, too.

On sitting next to Jack Nicholson at the Oscars: a true fucking Hollywood moment.

Just fucking great, Keira!

I'd fucking fuck her.

A-FUCKING-MEN to that brutha!!!!!!!!

Jamwise

Australia

April 2006

JUN 06, 2006 11:36 AM

ShaggyVixe said:

Alyk said:
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY'S FUCKING POTTY MOUTH

Filming the Pirates of the Caribbean and its sequel appeared to influence its star; Keira Knightley now talks like a dirty pirate hooker. The actress dropped the fuck-word many times during a recent Elle UK interview.

On not dieting: Im trying to go fuck it and have bowls of pasta or whatever makes me happy Fuck it, youve got one life - live it.

On going nude for the Vanity Fair cover: Im not completely comfortable with my body but I just thought, Fuck it.

On getting dressed: Ill put a dress on and think, Yeah, that looks great. But then Ill feel [like] a shithead so I put my jeans on.

On the x-rated beaded jewelry she makes for fam and friends: I did one for my brother that said fuck and I do dickhead, too.

On sitting next to Jack Nicholson at the Oscars: a true fucking Hollywood moment.

Just fucking great, Keira!

I'd fucking fuck her.

A-FUCKING-MEN to that brutha!!!!!!!!

Who the fuck wouldnt?!?!?

DeusExMachina

Berkeley, CA

August 2004

JUN 06, 2006 11:38 AM

could we please get a sound clip of her swearing....please...

TheG

Somerville, MA

February 2004

JUN 06, 2006 11:39 AM

Alyk said:
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY'S FUCKING POTTY MOUTH

Filming the Pirates of the Caribbean and its sequel appeared to influence its star; Keira Knightley now talks like a dirty pirate hooker. The actress dropped the fuck-word many times during a recent Elle UK interview.

On not dieting: Im trying to go fuck it and have bowls of pasta or whatever makes me happy Fuck it, youve got one life - live it.

On going nude for the Vanity Fair cover: Im not completely comfortable with my body but I just thought, Fuck it.

On getting dressed: Ill put a dress on and think, Yeah, that looks great. But then Ill feel [like] a shithead so I put my jeans on.

On the x-rated beaded jewelry she makes for fam and friends: I did one for my brother that said fuck and I do dickhead, too.

On sitting next to Jack Nicholson at the Oscars: a true fucking Hollywood moment.

Just fucking great, Keira!

I'd fucking fuck her...

...Uncle Fucker?

northsider

Chicago, IL

October 2004

JUN 06, 2006 12:23 PM

God, I can't get enough of her.

DeceptiviewFilm

Parlin, NJ

February 2004

JUN 06, 2006 12:41 PM

FUCK YA!!!!!

mamet

Charleston, SC

March 2005

JUN 06, 2006 12:49 PM

On the x-rated beaded jewelry she makes for fam and friends: I did one for my brother that said fuck and I do dickhead, too.

It's not wrong to have sexual fantasies about someone with the mental development of a thirteen-year-old, right?

Gringo

Spokane, WA

May 2006

JUN 06, 2006 02:00 PM

George Carlin swears a lot. I didn't realize that he had the mental development of a 13 year old until now. I always considered him brilliant along with Dennis Miller. Regardless of whether or not people find either funny - they are both incredibly intelligent and swear considerably. If you feel that certain words make you something or classify you as something, then I have one word for you: retarded.

Words are words. It's fucked up that society (and religions) have the audacity to deem certain words as immature or immoral. I think the people who do are stupid, stinky, doo-doo faces.

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA

July 2004

JUN 06, 2006 02:05 PM

mamet said:

On the x-rated beaded jewelry she makes for fam and friends: I did one for my brother that said fuck and I do dickhead, too.

It's not wrong to have sexual fantasies about someone with the mental development of a thirteen-year-old, right?

Not at all. Sounds like most of my ex-girlfriends, actually.

PointBlank

New York, NY

November 2004

JUN 06, 2006 02:08 PM

JohnnyGringo said:
George Carlin swears a lot. I didn't realize that he had the mental development of a 13 year old until now. I always considered him brilliant along with Dennis Miller. Regardless of whether or not people find either funny - they are both incredibly intelligent and swear considerably. If you feel that certain words make you something or classify you as something, then I have one word for you: retarded.

Words are words. It's fucked up that society (and religions) have the audacity to deem certain words as immature or immoral. I think the people who do are stupid, stinky, doo-doo faces.

Translation: STOP BEING MEAN TO MY IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND FROM THE PIRATES MOVIE!!!

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL

February 2003

JUN 06, 2006 02:20 PM

Walker

Redmond, OR

March 2005

JUN 06, 2006 02:33 PM

Saying fuck makes baby Jesus cry.
...eh fuck it.

Gringo

Spokane, WA

May 2006

JUN 06, 2006 02:49 PM

PuntoBlanco said:

Translation: STOP BEING MEAN TO MY IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND FROM THE PIRATES MOVIE!!!

Punto, I'll stop being mean to her as soon as she stops making me dress up as a school girl whilst singing Britney Spears songs and masturbating into Jello molds. :|

mamet

Charleston, SC

March 2005

JUN 06, 2006 03:02 PM

PaulNikon said:

PaulNikon does not mess around. He gets right to the heart of the matter.

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL

February 2003

JUN 06, 2006 03:59 PM

What is it about those gloves that say "hand job"?

Eiron

Buffalo, NY

May 2006

JUN 06, 2006 04:16 PM

Look at me, I'm Sandra D.;
My boyfriend ran away from me.
He was presumed dead,
Though he paid for what he was fed.
I'm confused- I'm Sandra D.

Sung to the tune from "Grease", obviously.

Also: Keira Knightley can do no wrong.

Gringo

Spokane, WA

May 2006

JUN 06, 2006 04:27 PM

Eiron said:
Look at me, I'm Sandra D.;
My boyfriend ran away from me.
He was presumed dead,
Though he paid for what he was fed.
I'm confused- I'm Sandra D.

Sung to the tune from "Grease", obviously.

Eiron, if you ever need a backup kazoo player...let me know. I also have an air guitarist available.

Cheers.

Eiron

Buffalo, NY

May 2006

JUN 06, 2006 04:46 PM

JohnnyGringo said:

Eiron said:
Look at me, I'm Sandra D.;
My boyfriend ran away from me.
He was presumed dead,
Though he paid for what he was fed.
I'm confused- I'm Sandra D.

Sung to the tune from "Grease", obviously.

Eiron, if you ever need a backup kazoo player...let me know. I also have an air guitarist available.

Cheers.

Can the air-guitarist play double-necked air-guitar? I think that'd be perfect for the sound I'd like to have.

Viva

Las Vegas, NV

August 2004

JUN 06, 2006 04:53 PM

I found the video of that knightley interview.

Its kind of hard to tell its her cause its blury and she has her glasses on.

oh and shes speaking german.

Gringo

Spokane, WA

May 2006

JUN 06, 2006 04:54 PM

Eiron said:

JohnnyGringo said:

Eiron said:
Look at me, I'm Sandra D.;
My boyfriend ran away from me.
He was presumed dead,
Though he paid for what he was fed.
I'm confused- I'm Sandra D.

Sung to the tune from "Grease", obviously.

Eiron, if you ever need a backup kazoo player...let me know. I also have an air guitarist available.

Cheers.

Can the air-guitarist play double-necked air-guitar? I think that'd be perfect for the sound I'd like to have.

C'mon, I live in eastern WA now. If I were back in CA, I'd have triple neck air guitarist. I only know single neck, wind-up air guitarists here. I do, however, happen to know a guy with Parkinson's that plays air drums without realizing it.

Alyk

Boston, MA

February 2005

JUN 06, 2006 04:58 PM

JohnnyGringo said:

Eiron said:

JohnnyGringo said:

Eiron said:
Look at me, I'm Sandra D.;
My boyfriend ran away from me.
He was presumed dead,
Though he paid for what he was fed.
I'm confused- I'm Sandra D.

Sung to the tune from "Grease", obviously.

Eiron, if you ever need a backup kazoo player...let me know. I also have an air guitarist available.

Cheers.

Can the air-guitarist play double-necked air-guitar? I think that'd be perfect for the sound I'd like to have.

C'mon, I live in eastern WA now. If I were back in CA, I'd have triple neck air guitarist. I only know single neck, wind-up air guitarists here. I do, however, happen to know a guy with Parkinson's that plays air drums without realizing it.

The two of you need to make out. Pronto.

Gringo

Spokane, WA

May 2006

JUN 06, 2006 05:01 PM

Alyk said:

The two of you need to make out. Pronto.

Look, I have fantasies about what I'd like to see too...but it's hard to find a petting zoo with a "don't ask - don't tell" policy.

Edit: Uh...first time using the Quote/Member thing. I'm MUCH more experienced on a Lite Brite.

[Edited on Jun 06, 2006 by JohnnyGringo]

Skullgrid

Moncton, NB

June 2004

JUN 06, 2006 06:32 PM

icmn said:
could we please get a sound clip of her swearing....please...

or better yet a soundclip of her fucking!!

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