NEWS: Kelly Osbourne Vs. Her Thyroid

CELEB: Kelly Osbourne Vs. Her Thyroid

Kelly Osbourne has a new do-able look, in part courtesy of a thirty-pound weight loss. Ozzy’s daughter claimed diet and exercise played no part in her weight loss, but instead blamed a thyroid problem. Osbourne has no plans to correct the problem because it keeps her slim.

If you gain the weight back, Kelly, might I suggest a tape-worm? Mono? Who cares about hard work and self-control.




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You know you are a lazy fuck when you cant even be bothered to take laxatives to shit yourself to death.

i so want to bang her......

She looks like a young Boy George in that picture.

What a stupid, lazy cunt.

Misleading title. Clearly she has allied herself with her thyroid to...I don't know, be able to shop at more stores?

Yeah, do-able. Like Ronald McDonald is do-able.

[Edited on Jun 06, 2006 by Idjiit]

Is she shitting out all of her melanin? God damn, she's a pasty bitch, even for english people.

she could follow her mom's footsteps and get gastirc bypass

I thought the "StemFast" diet I've seen folks use was bad enough, but at least those people have an addiction to blame; intentionally killing oneself by encouraging your diseased thyroid gland to get worse allows for no scapegoat.

Yeah, doable. Doable like

but she was so hott when she looked like robert smith...

So I suppose this means it's only a matter of time before we get some dumbass trust-fund celebrity dude calling her "Fire Ass".

pfffttt...I could have done with out knowing about the shitting problem!! haaa

[Edited on Jun 06, 2006 8:45AM]

Wonder if my old band, The Hershey Squirts, needs a new singer.

I prefer my chubby foul mouths to my thin "due-to-surgery" foul mouths. You know they can back up the dirty talk cause chubby chicks have to work more to keep the guy intrested. LONG LIVE TEH FATTIES!!

Funny I blame a thyroid problem for my weight gain...

huh?

oh I like him

Meh, I like her better with more meat on her bones....

thyroid problem = coke habit.

it goes both ways... underactive, or overactive thyroid.

wtf? not treating that can cause some serious damage. Ok i just looked this up:

i have always said she's hot and now she's even hotter

but she'll be SKINNY. jesus, why can't you look at the bigger picture?