NEWS: Britney's Baby-Daddy Divorce Drama

CELEB: Britney's Baby-Daddy Divorce Drama

We didn’t see this one coming, did we? Britney Spears’ pissed off and pregnant hormones apparently kicked in, prompting her to allegedly dump KFed’s ass. Several media outlets reported Brit began the proceedings to dissolve her marriage to rap-sensation-wannabe Kevin Federline. Perhaps hearing “Popozao” one too many times could drive anyone to such drastic measures.

Spears’ reps have yet to respond concerning the divorce allegations.




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Couldn't this have waited for tomorrow's celebrity scrapple so we can still feel at least a little more punk?

It looks like she dropped that kid on his face more than once.

:bites tongue until it bleeds:

The winner...

I figure if heteros like Mrs. Spears-Federline and myself (though I'm not married) are allowed to have fucked up marriages, I see no reason why gay people can't be entitled to the same thing.

[Edited on Jun 05, 2006 by ScarlettRevolver]

You mean hanging out in Kingston, ON listening to Orgy doesn't make you feel punk rock enough?

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P.S. I'm just fucking with you, Holmes.

QUOTE -- "A source close to the singer, who is five-months pregnant"

So the source is five months pregnant? Subject, object, verb.

women don't need men....
















like k-fed

As an impatient public wonders, "Who's K Fed going to impregnate next?"

Isn't "baby daddy" pretty much only used when the woman is not married to said daddy?

Can we say "palimony"?

I wonder what he's gonna walk away with.

You mean hanging out in Kingston, ON listening to Orgy doesn't make you feel punk rock enough?

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P.S. I'm just fucking with you, Holmes.

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...and that's why we love Alyk

I wonder how much child support K-Fed will be paying.. prolly 20% of what he made off Papa Zao... 5 dollars *rimshot*

I think you mean "child support payments". To support K-Fed.

the guy did this she better have divorced him

Obligatory catty remark: Will someone please tell Brit to quit with the black bra/white apron look? Please?

Oh. My. God.

I thought they were sooo happy...I mean Britney and Kevin: CHAOTIC showed us they were happy. WHAT HAPpEnED????

Well, I'll be a Monkey's Uncle.

this is your best campaign to date.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

But wait! Aren't you all being just a little harsh towards K-Fed?

No?

Didn't think so.


Nevermind!