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Alyk

Alyk

Boston, MA
February 2005

JUN 05, 2006 08:00 PM

We didn’t see this one coming, did we? Britney Spears’ pissed off and pregnant hormones apparently kicked in, prompting her to allegedly dump KFed’s ass. Several media outlets reported Brit began the proceedings to dissolve her marriage to rap-sensation-wannabe Kevin Federline. Perhaps hearing “Popozao” one too many times could drive anyone to such drastic measures.

A source close to the singer, who is five-months pregnant said: “Britney has already started seeing lawyers about splitting with Kevin.

“She is serious about it and even though she’s pregnant she knows that she has to get things moving.

“It’s a very stressful time for her at the moment what with expecting her second baby.”



Spears’ reps have yet to respond concerning the divorce allegations.




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Moonrabbit

Moonrabbit

Vancouver, BC
February 2005

JUN 05, 2006 08:07 PM

Couldn't this have waited for tomorrow's celebrity scrapple so we can still feel at least a little more punk?

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

JUN 05, 2006 08:09 PM

It looks like she dropped that kid on his face more than once.

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

JUN 05, 2006 08:11 PM

Moonrabbit said:
Couldn't this have waited for tomorrow's celebrity scrapple so we can still feel at least a little more punk?



:bites tongue until it bleeds:

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

JUN 05, 2006 08:14 PM

Yeah, and homos are destroying the institution of marriage...

ScarlettRevolver

ScarlettRevolver

Stone Mountain, GA
May 2006

JUN 05, 2006 08:16 PM

Al said:
Yeah, and homos are destroying the institution of marriage...



The winner...

I figure if heteros like Mrs. Spears-Federline and myself (though I'm not married) are allowed to have fucked up marriages, I see no reason why gay people can't be entitled to the same thing.

[Edited on Jun 05, 2006 by ScarlettRevolver]

Alyk

Alyk

Boston, MA
February 2005

JUN 05, 2006 08:17 PM

Moonrabbit said:
Couldn't this have waited for tomorrow's celebrity scrapple so we can still feel at least a little more punk?


You mean hanging out in Kingston, ON listening to Orgy doesn't make you feel punk rock enough?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
P.S. I'm just fucking with you, Holmes. wink

ashergrey

ashergrey

USA
December 2003

JUN 05, 2006 08:17 PM

QUOTE -- "A source close to the singer, who is five-months pregnant"

So the source is five months pregnant? Subject, object, verb.

jeffvader

jeffvader

San Diego, CA
November 2004

JUN 05, 2006 08:19 PM

women don't need men....
















like k-fed

JohnClement

JohnClement

Silver Spring, MD
January 2004

JUN 05, 2006 08:23 PM

As an impatient public wonders, "Who's K Fed going to impregnate next?"

doolittle

doolittle

Mesa, AZ
December 2004

JUN 05, 2006 08:36 PM

BillHaverchuck said:
As an impatient public wonders, "Who's K Fed going to impregnate next?"



puke

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

JUN 05, 2006 08:40 PM

Isn't "baby daddy" pretty much only used when the woman is not married to said daddy?

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

JUN 05, 2006 08:47 PM

Clov said:
Isn't "baby daddy" pretty much only used when the woman is not married to said daddy?



My copy of the OED's in storage.

BatAttaK

BatAttaK

Tacoma, WA
OLD SKOOL

JUN 05, 2006 08:47 PM

Can we say "palimony"?

I wonder what he's gonna walk away with.

ninjatoes

ninjatoes

Newport, KY
August 2005

JUN 05, 2006 08:55 PM

Alyk said:
Moonrabbit said:
Couldn't this have waited for tomorrow's celebrity scrapple so we can still feel at least a little more punk?


You mean hanging out in Kingston, ON listening to Orgy doesn't make you feel punk rock enough?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
P.S. I'm just fucking with you, Holmes. wink

[/QUOTE

...and that's why we love Alyk

FunkySkunk

FunkySkunk

Gainesville, FL
July 2004

JUN 05, 2006 09:05 PM

I wonder how much child support K-Fed will be paying.. prolly 20% of what he made off Papa Zao... 5 dollars *rimshot* smile

Noctua

Noctua

San Francisco, CA
February 2004

JUN 05, 2006 10:44 PM

BatAttaK said:
Can we say "palimony"?

I wonder what he's gonna walk away with.



I think you mean "child support payments". To support K-Fed.

zgrat

zgrat

Los Angeles, CA
September 2003

JUN 05, 2006 10:47 PM

the guy did this shocked she better have divorced him mad

kaffeine

kaffeine

Montreal, QC
December 2004

JUN 05, 2006 11:08 PM

Obligatory catty remark: Will someone please tell Brit to quit with the black bra/white apron look? Please?

pumpkinheart

pumpkinheart

Ottawa, ON
September 2005

JUN 05, 2006 11:12 PM

BlackHoodie said:
the guy did this shocked she better have divorced him mad


Oh. My. God.

DeceptiviewFilm

DeceptiviewFilm

Parlin, NJ
February 2004

JUN 06, 2006 11:24 AM

I thought they were sooo happy...I mean Britney and Kevin: CHAOTIC showed us they were happy. WHAT HAPpEnED????

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

JUN 06, 2006 11:39 AM

Well, I'll be a Monkey's Uncle.

MC_Dove

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH
November 2004

JUN 06, 2006 11:42 AM

FridgeMagnet said:
Well, I'll be a Monkey's Uncle.



this is your best campaign to date. smile

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

JUN 06, 2006 11:45 AM

Dove said:

FridgeMagnet said:
Well, I'll be a Monkey's Uncle.



this is your best campaign to date. smile



If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

corsair

corsair

Greer, SC
July 2004

JUN 06, 2006 12:47 PM

But wait! Aren't you all being just a little harsh towards K-Fed?

No?

Didn't think so.


Nevermind!

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