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PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

JUN 05, 2006 12:31 PM

Whatta Country! In Russia, we fill balloons with drugs and stick them inside us!

Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUN 05, 2006 02:20 PM

Flux said:


Why are balloons such fucking assholes?


Beat me to it. Damn.

MessyJessy

MessyJessy

Fort Myers, FL
August 2005

JUN 05, 2006 02:24 PM

PuntoBlanco said:
Their cries for help were unfortunately mistaken for an Alvin & the Chipmunks record.



fucking hillarious!!! bahahahahaha

waldo

waldo

I'm lost
June 2004

JUN 05, 2006 05:00 PM

Landed said:
When I was a little shaver, I dared my friend John to put his mouth on the nozzle of the helium tank that they used to fill balloons at our local Winn Dixie (supermarket) and take a great big rip on it. He did. The nozzle was so cold that his lips fused to it, and when he finally wrenched himself free of it, he had cut his mouth up so badly that he had to go to the hospital. The moral of the story? People are fucking

retarded.



The ones who listen to you, perhaps biggrin

Affy

Affy

Chicago, IL
March 2006

JUN 05, 2006 05:03 PM

Takeahnase said:
Do you ever fear that one day the entire human race will end up this stupid?



Im going to go out on a limb and say we are already this stupid. A few smart moves doesnt change anything.

Phantasy

Phantasy

Australia
October 2005

JUN 05, 2006 05:14 PM

"curiosity killed the moronic college students"

[Edited on Jun 06, 2006 by kimberleyfantasy]

Phantasy

Phantasy

Australia
October 2005

JUN 05, 2006 05:16 PM

MessyJessy said:

PuntoBlanco said:
Their cries for help were unfortunately mistaken for an Alvin & the Chipmunks record.



fucking hillarious!!! bahahahahaha



Oh fuck I only just read that, oh fuck I can't stop laughing.

Wren

Wren

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

JUN 05, 2006 05:19 PM

Nowhere in this story did I find the phrase "with a blood alcohol level of...". I'm sure this mistake will be corrected soon.

Salem

Salem

SUICIDEGIRL

Mississippi, USA

JUN 05, 2006 05:25 PM

Thats gotta be Darwin Awards worthy

Salem

Salem

SUICIDEGIRL

Mississippi, USA

JUN 05, 2006 05:27 PM

wait, i think I saw lil john in the video on cnn...

Kirby

Kirby

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

JUN 05, 2006 05:39 PM

what i want to know is how they got IN the balloon without deflating it.

there was just a huge gaping hole, or what..

[Edited on Jun 05, 2006 by Kirby]

J24U

J24U

Danvers, MA
February 2006

JUN 05, 2006 05:52 PM

Salem said:
Thats gotta be Darwin Awards worthy




Worthy? It's the very epitome of what the awards are for...well, okay maybe the guy who got on the hood of his girls car and started to beat the windshield with the butt of a loaded shotgun that then discharged into his gut was the very epitome...but this is close.

P.S: the Darwin's award book is really nice for random mixed company to browse through when it is left on the coffee table.

LianteM

LianteM

Cote D ivoire
April 2006

JUN 05, 2006 05:56 PM

Oh man, what airheads!

(And now, I flee. biggrin )

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

JUN 05, 2006 07:05 PM

The local news gave the idea that the two were trying to get high from the helium.

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