Landed said:
When I was a little shaver, I dared my friend John to put his mouth on the nozzle of the helium tank that they used to fill balloons at our local Winn Dixie (supermarket) and take a great big rip on it. He did. The nozzle was so cold that his lips fused to it, and when he finally wrenched himself free of it, he had cut his mouth up so badly that he had to go to the hospital. The moral of the story? People are fucking
retarded.
The ones who listen to you, perhaps
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Affy
Chicago, IL
March 2006
JUN 05, 2006 05:03 PM
Takeahnase said:
Do you ever fear that one day the entire human race will end up this stupid?
Im going to go out on a limb and say we are already this stupid. A few smart moves doesnt change anything.
Worthy? It's the very epitome of what the awards are for...well, okay maybe the guy who got on the hood of his girls car and started to beat the windshield with the butt of a loaded shotgun that then discharged into his gut was the very epitome...but this is close.
P.S: the Darwin's award book is really nice for random mixed company to browse through when it is left on the coffee table.
PointBlank
New York, NY
November 2004
JUN 05, 2006 12:31 PM