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PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

JUN 05, 2006 08:31 AM

2 College students found dead in helium balloon.

Two college students were found dead inside a large, deflated helium balloon after apparently pulling it down and crawling inside it, officials said.

The deaths of Jason Ackerman and Sara Rydman, both 21, appear to be accidental, Hillsborough County Sheriff's Maj. Bob Schrader said.

Idjit

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

JUN 05, 2006 08:34 AM

I'm not sure how to comment on this without being totally offensive.

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

JUN 05, 2006 08:41 AM

Idjiit said:
I'm not sure how to comment on this without being totally offensive.


Seriously!

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

JUN 05, 2006 08:42 AM

You're allowed to be offensive here.

Idjit

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

JUN 05, 2006 08:44 AM

I just hope for the balloon manufacturer's sake they had a big warning label on the outside saying "Crawling inside this balloon may result in severely annoying the person next to you and/or death".

Takeahnase

Takeahnase

United Kingdom
May 2006

JUN 05, 2006 08:58 AM

Do you ever fear that one day the entire human race will end up this stupid?

Idjit

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

JUN 05, 2006 09:01 AM

Takeahnase said:
Do you ever fear that one day the entire human race will end up this stupid?



No. Because, as this story shows, nature has a way of preventing that from happening.

Unfortunately, the possibility that we all become vacuous, uninteresting people who just watch TV and consult Google for instant knowledge instead of taking the time to actually learn things is very real, and even scarier.

geekgurl

geekgurl

Philadelphia, PA
June 2003

JUN 05, 2006 09:03 AM

Takeahnase said:
Do you ever fear that one day the entire human race will end up this stupid?



One day? whatever

MC_Dove

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH
November 2004

JUN 05, 2006 09:05 AM

but...i mean, what did they think was going to be inside the balloon?

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

JUN 05, 2006 09:08 AM

Their cries for help were unfortunately mistaken for an Alvin & the Chipmunks record.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

JUN 05, 2006 09:16 AM

The worm has finally turned, and balloons have begun to smuggle people.

Rhys

Rhys

SUICIDEGIRL

Florida, USA

JUN 05, 2006 09:47 AM

that happened like 5-10 minutes from me

Margot_Dent

Margot_Dent

Los Angeles, CA
February 2004

JUN 05, 2006 10:09 AM

Dove said:
but...i mean, what did they think was going to be inside the balloon?



candy.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

JUN 05, 2006 10:14 AM

PuntoBlanco said:
The worm has finally turned, and balloons have begun to smuggle people.


Most. Morbid. Caption it. Contest. EVER.

MC_Dove

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH
November 2004

JUN 05, 2006 10:15 AM

Margot_Dent said:

Dove said:
but...i mean, what did they think was going to be inside the balloon?



candy.



see, now that makes sense. that's something i could get behind.

Landed

Landed

I'm lost
March 2006

JUN 05, 2006 10:20 AM

When I was a little shaver, I dared my friend John to put his mouth on the nozzle of the helium tank that they used to fill balloons at our local Winn Dixie (supermarket) and take a great big rip on it. He did. The nozzle was so cold that his lips fused to it, and when he finally wrenched himself free of it, he had cut his mouth up so badly that he had to go to the hospital. The moral of the story? People are fucking

retarded.

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

JUN 05, 2006 10:31 AM

Well what do you expect in a town called Lutz?

TheNonStopDancer

TheNonStopDancer

I'm lost
May 2004

JUN 05, 2006 10:35 AM

Idjiit said:

Takeahnase said:
Do you ever fear that one day the entire human race will end up this stupid?



No. Because, as this story shows, nature has a way of preventing that from happening.

Unfortunately, the possibility that we all become vacuous, uninteresting people who just watch TV and consult Google for instant knowledge instead of taking the time to actually learn things is very real, and even scarier.



*goes to google the word vacuous*

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

JUN 05, 2006 10:39 AM



Why are balloons such fucking assholes?

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

JUN 05, 2006 10:51 AM

WE WANT INFORMATION!

Idjit

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

JUN 05, 2006 10:52 AM

TheNonStopDancer said:

Idjiit said:

Takeahnase said:
Do you ever fear that one day the entire human race will end up this stupid?



No. Because, as this story shows, nature has a way of preventing that from happening.

Unfortunately, the possibility that we all become vacuous, uninteresting people who just watch TV and consult Google for instant knowledge instead of taking the time to actually learn things is very real, and even scarier.



*goes to google the word vacuous*



Think of "vacuole" from biology class.

TheNonStopDancer

TheNonStopDancer

I'm lost
May 2004

JUN 05, 2006 10:56 AM

Idjiit said:

TheNonStopDancer said:

Idjiit said:

Takeahnase said:
Do you ever fear that one day the entire human race will end up this stupid?



No. Because, as this story shows, nature has a way of preventing that from happening.

Unfortunately, the possibility that we all become vacuous, uninteresting people who just watch TV and consult Google for instant knowledge instead of taking the time to actually learn things is very real, and even scarier.



*goes to google the word vacuous*



Think of "vacuole" from biology class.



*goes to google 'biology class'*

Idjit

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

JUN 05, 2006 10:58 AM

TheNonStopDancer said:

Idjiit said:

TheNonStopDancer said:

Idjiit said:

Takeahnase said:
Do you ever fear that one day the entire human race will end up this stupid?



No. Because, as this story shows, nature has a way of preventing that from happening.

Unfortunately, the possibility that we all become vacuous, uninteresting people who just watch TV and consult Google for instant knowledge instead of taking the time to actually learn things is very real, and even scarier.



*goes to google the word vacuous*



Think of "vacuole" from biology class.



*goes to google 'biology class'*



*shoots in head* tongue

TheNonStopDancer

TheNonStopDancer

I'm lost
May 2004

JUN 05, 2006 11:05 AM

Idjiit said:

TheNonStopDancer said:

Idjiit said:

TheNonStopDancer said:

Idjiit said:

Takeahnase said:
Do you ever fear that one day the entire human race will end up this stupid?



No. Because, as this story shows, nature has a way of preventing that from happening.

Unfortunately, the possibility that we all become vacuous, uninteresting people who just watch TV and consult Google for instant knowledge instead of taking the time to actually learn things is very real, and even scarier.



*goes to google the word vacuous*



Think of "vacuole" from biology class.



*goes to google 'biology class'*



*shoots in head* tongue



wink

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

JUN 05, 2006 11:28 AM

PuntoBlanco said:
Their cries for help were unfortunately mistaken for an Alvin & the Chipmunks record.



I just snorted an energy drink through my nose due to this comment. I hope your day is now complete.

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