Help me build my time machine

What I have so far:

• Chair


• Dashboard with lightbulbs


• Lever


• Large spinning wheel

What am I missing

[Edited on Jun 05, 2006 by Jeff_Fries]

The Traveler.




Tell him that Wesley Crusher's friend, SuicidePuppies sent you. He'll hook you up.

Thank you but it's more of a Victorian-era work

A steam engine. A large grandfather clock. A difference engine. Lava lamps. A tesla coil (Functional). Dry Ice. A carriage, train car, or police box.

-->A flux capacitor, or even better...
Flux
-->1.21 gigawatts of electrical energy
-->A stainless-steel chasis for your device
-->Some means of propulsion, because when that baby hits 88 miles per hour, you'll see some serious shit.

Screw building it.
I sent a letter to the year 3013 asking for my great great (lots more greats) grandson/daughter to bring me one. It should be arriving within the next week.

Yes, the Wyld Stallions method.

Dude... If you could talk Flux into powering your time machine it would get a lot of free awesome.

You should refit an Apple IIe to draw power from a steam powered generator and incorporate it into the design.

It's a time machine, ask them to send it to last week.

i hear you need crystals or something

go here >>> time machine parts for sale for all your Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with built-in temporal displacement needs

you can get a flux capacitor at lowes. its right next to the hubcaps.

if i help you, can i go back to the past and shove harry s truman?

A de-lorean

A pair of pink fluffy dice.
One of those nice smelly tree-shaped hanger things.

I've got a box of rubber bands here if that helps

The tears of mark knopfler.

A large grandfather clock, attached to a particularly powerful turbine, to allow it to spin at high speed.

Lots of windows to allow for an unobstructed view of the growing plants, rising and falling of civilisations etc.

A robot dog.

An Emergency Big Red Button which takes you back to moments before you travelled through time, so you can avoid the catastrophe you caused in the other timeframe.

This is reminding me of Upright Citizens Brigade Episode 108...Time Machine.

I've got duct tape

I think you need Scott Bakula.

man shit !we get in time machines every day by geting in our cars and trucks and going from one place to an other.

so dont let any one tell you you cant do time travel

iv been building them for years now.

An awesome powered time machine. . .an interesting concept. But you would have to get around the hotness paradox. Tricky business that. You'd need some sort of sex capacitor, which is just absurd.