NEWS: Anne Heche: Still Frightening

CELEB: Anne Heche: Still Frightening

Jessica Simpson recently joined the rest of us frightened by actress and weirdo Anne Heche. Simpson and Heche played together in poker tournament, when Simpson became suspicious Heche was a tabloid reporter. Simpson’s suspicion became so strong, she demanded security remove Heche from the building.

Although Simpson’s leeriness of Heche appeared unjustified, Heche’s own behavior sealed her rep. Shortly after breaking up with Ellen DeGeneres in 2000, Heche got fucked up on ecstasy and drove to the Fresno desert, where she ended up in stranger’s farmhouse.

She asked if she could take a shower, telling the residents “she was God and was going to take everyone back to heaven with her in some sort of spaceship."

Heche later explained the incident to Barbara Walters.

Heche claimed neither the drugs nor the stress of a highly publicized break up triggered her freak out; she believes she suffered from multiple personalities at the time.

Despite the weirdness with Jessica Simpson, Heche cleaned up her act. She’s married cameraman Coley Laffoon and gave birth to a son a few years ago. For the most part, Anne played well with others, but we question her judgment in naming her son Homer Laffoon.

KIIIIIL IIIIT!!!

WTF?

In the future, when the spaceships come, it will be she who is laughing.

I'm strangely attracted to her in that photo

I'd do her in a second.

Isn't Jessica Bart's sister?

That is one amazing hairdo!

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Nothing strange about it.

I used to think she was hot in her Ellen Degeneres days.

Lafoon? More like buffoon! Am I right, am I right?


Yeah, I'm a loser.

I think she's super cute. I'm not big fan of THAT hair, though.

He'll be here all the week, folks! Remember to tip the veal and try the waitress!

A flame thrower will do the trick

yeah, given the choice i'd take anne heche over jessica simpson. in a heartbeat.

who's to say what's more frightening/strange when you look at those two anyway? i'm more afraid of the person who has a hand in releasing that awful remake of "these boots etc etc etc" with willie nelson and doing a scary duet w/jewel on "who will save your soul?" than anne heche.

i have the feeling that even anne heche would look at jessica's musical output and career decisions and think "wtf?"

[Edited on Jun 03, 2006 by Jeff_Fries]

So do I. From a distance.

i anne heche

cause ya know, crazy chicks are ALWAYS awesome in bed.

boy she is out there!

Celestia and the 4th Dimension? I hope if I ever develop an alter ego it's a little more original.