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Alyk

Alyk

Boston, MA
February 2005

JUN 03, 2006 03:35 PM

Jessica Simpson recently joined the rest of us frightened by actress and weirdo Anne Heche. Simpson and Heche played together in poker tournament, when Simpson became suspicious Heche was a tabloid reporter. Simpson’s suspicion became so strong, she demanded security remove Heche from the building.

Simpson’s request was denied and she was told that the woman was "Anne Heche, the actress.” Still she wasn’t convinced until she inspected Anne closely.


Although Simpson’s leeriness of Heche appeared unjustified, Heche’s own behavior sealed her rep. Shortly after breaking up with Ellen DeGeneres in 2000, Heche got fucked up on ecstasy and drove to the Fresno desert, where she ended up in stranger’s farmhouse.

She asked if she could take a shower, telling the residents “she was God and was going to take everyone back to heaven with her in some sort of spaceship."

Heche later explained the incident to Barbara Walters.

"I was told to go to a place where I would meet a spaceship," Heche told Walters. "I was told in order to get on the spaceship that I would have to take a hit of Ecstasy. Fresno was the culmination of a journey and a world that I thought I needed to escape to in order to find love."


Heche claimed neither the drugs nor the stress of a highly publicized break up triggered her freak out; she believes she suffered from multiple personalities at the time.

"I had a fantasy world that I escaped to. I called my other personality Celestia," said Heche. "I called the other world that I created for myself 'The Fourth Dimension.' I believed I was from that world. I believed I was from another planet. I think I was insane."


Despite the weirdness with Jessica Simpson, Heche cleaned up her act. She’s married cameraman Coley Laffoon and gave birth to a son a few years ago. For the most part, Anne played well with others, but we question her judgment in naming her son Homer Laffoon.

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

JUN 03, 2006 04:07 PM

eeek KIIIIIL IIIIT!!! eeek

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

JUN 03, 2006 04:08 PM


WTF?

AceT

AceT

Portland, OR
April 2004

JUN 03, 2006 04:24 PM

BernardShakey said:

WTF?


In the future, when the spaceships come, it will be she who is laughing.

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

JUN 03, 2006 04:41 PM

I'm strangely attracted to her in that photo confused

minimalism

minimalism

Argentina
OLD SKOOL

JUN 03, 2006 05:00 PM

I'd do her in a second.

Crivelli

Crivelli

United Kingdom
January 2005

JUN 03, 2006 05:10 PM

Isn't Jessica Bart's sister?

confused

allyn

allyn

United Kingdom
July 2004

JUN 03, 2006 05:13 PM

That is one amazing hairdo!

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

JUN 03, 2006 05:18 PM

BernardShakey said:

WTF?





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sixbysix

sixbysix

United Kingdom
December 2004

JUN 03, 2006 05:19 PM

Cassiel said:
I'm strangely attracted to her in that photo confused



Nothing strange about it.

PyronauticA

PyronauticA

Clarkston, WA
July 2002

JUN 03, 2006 05:25 PM

I used to think she was hot in her Ellen Degeneres days.

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

JUN 03, 2006 05:30 PM

Lafoon? More like buffoon! Am I right, am I right?


Yeah, I'm a loser.

catdad

catdad

Portland, OR
August 2002

JUN 03, 2006 05:52 PM

I think she's super cute. I'm not big fan of THAT hair, though.

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

JUN 03, 2006 06:53 PM

mamet said:
Lafoon? More like buffoon! Am I right, am I right?


Yeah, I'm a loser.



He'll be here all the week, folks! Remember to tip the veal and try the waitress!

beaky

beaky

Miami, FL
April 2003

JUN 03, 2006 06:57 PM

A flame thrower will do the trick

Drake

Drake

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

JUN 03, 2006 07:32 PM

She seems genuinely strange and I respect that. smile

Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUN 03, 2006 07:52 PM

Jessica Simpson is a terrifying beast.

Anne Heche is crazy awesome.

fictionalsounds

fictionalsounds

Alva, OK
April 2004

JUN 03, 2006 08:28 PM

yeah, given the choice i'd take anne heche over jessica simpson. in a heartbeat.

who's to say what's more frightening/strange when you look at those two anyway? i'm more afraid of the person who has a hand in releasing that awful remake of "these boots etc etc etc" with willie nelson and doing a scary duet w/jewel on "who will save your soul?" than anne heche.

i have the feeling that even anne heche would look at jessica's musical output and career decisions and think "wtf?"

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

JUN 03, 2006 08:53 PM

Alyk said:




[Edited on Jun 03, 2006 by Jeff_Fries]

llouys

llouys

Brazil
August 2003

JUN 03, 2006 09:12 PM

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

JUN 04, 2006 05:17 AM

Drake said:
She seems genuinely strange and I respect that. smile



So do I. From a distance.

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

JUN 04, 2006 01:58 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

mamet said:
Lafoon? More like buffoon! Am I right, am I right?


Yeah, I'm a loser.



He'll be here all the week, folks! Remember to tip the veal and try the waitress!


Tadzi

Tadzi

Greeley, CO
April 2003

JUN 05, 2006 06:32 AM

i love anne heche

cause ya know, crazy chicks are ALWAYS awesome in bed.

DeathByOpus

DeathByOpus

Saint Louis, MO
March 2006

JUN 05, 2006 07:19 AM

boy she is out there!

plastictrees

plastictrees

Canada
February 2005

JUN 05, 2006 07:43 AM

Celestia and the 4th Dimension? I hope if I ever develop an alter ego it's a little more original.

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