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SonOfAPunk

SonOfAPunk

Maple Ridge, BC
January 2006

JUN 03, 2006 01:02 PM

I feel like I'm gonna puke now. Don't know why. Perhaps because I haven't eaten anything in 24 hours, and I'm all acidy. So after this post, I'm gonna fix that...

Last time I puked must've been when I drank myself to alcohol poisoning on my 19th birthday. Non-alcohol-related: Mr. Noodles food-poisoned me, that fucking prick. I'll never forget the 3 weeks of puking up black syrup! mad

Mister Noodles, mark my fucking words, I will get you.

Techne

Techne

Boston, MA
August 2005

JUN 03, 2006 01:12 PM

I'm allergic to a lot of foods, including Cashews. I ate some by accident in a Luna bar (I swear I read the ingredients about 5 times). Luckily, I didn't go into Anaphylactic shock, but it sucked anyway. Throwing up is one of the grossest things ever.

FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

JUN 03, 2006 01:12 PM

I don't remember, but It was because I was really sick. And it sucked a lot.

And it's not the throwing up that I hate. The all over body weakness, dry heaves, and general feeling of death are what get me.

[Edited on Jun 03, 2006 by Frank]

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

JUN 03, 2006 01:18 PM

Long John Silvers. Enough said.

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

JUN 03, 2006 01:21 PM

It was about three years ago, and it was alcohol related.

The old joke is that people get hungry when they're high, but I get hungry when I'm drunk. Like, really hungry. That night I came home late and decided to cook myself rotini alfredo ('cause that's always the thing to do when you're smashed at 2 in the morning)--an entire pound of rotini alfredo. Somehow, and the memory is hazy, I managed to eat the entire thing. Then I went to bed. A little while later I woke up and vomited it all out in the trashcan by my bed. I guess I didn't chew very well, either, because it was pretty much whole. It was pretty vile.



Kleio

Kleio

HOPEFUL

Winona, MN

JUN 03, 2006 01:24 PM

I just caught something, and had spent the entire day struggling into consciousness so that I could get my ass out of bed and go to work in a bar during a concert... Needless to say that when I finally admitted I was beat and called in to work, my stomach decided it had gotten the better of me and decided to make the most of it. Ten minutes later I was wishing my rat bastard bosses could see me with my head in the toilet so they'd maybe have a bit of sympathy for me.

They fired me a week later. I fucking hate them, and I fucking hate my stomach...

J24U

J24U

Danvers, MA
February 2006

JUN 03, 2006 01:33 PM

It was about 3 years ago, and it was one of those moments where I found myself completely obliterated by 151 shots at a surprise bithday party my brother arranged at our apartment. I was stumbling drunk, and I thought to myself "Puking would really help this". So I walked into the bathroom, and willed myself to vomit. Took about 15 seconds. Then I felt much better, and went back out to the party. For the record folks, I hardly ever drink, and when I do it's rather light...unless you gather all of my friends together for my birthday and genuinely surprise the hell out of me...then all bets are off...

sixbysix

sixbysix

United Kingdom
December 2004

JUN 03, 2006 01:36 PM

Tried a cigar in Scruffy Murphy's on a whim. Smoking, it seems, makes me sick.

rabidrabbit

rabidrabbit

United Kingdom
April 2006

JUN 03, 2006 01:36 PM

last Saturday on the train home from the cricket after 8 hours drinking

Alukh

Alukh

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

JUN 03, 2006 01:54 PM

Two days ago. Food poisoning. I can still feel the dregs of it lurking in my stomach, waiting for me to eat something disagreeable. There is very little I dislike more than being at work but unable to do anything because I'm curled up in a little ball of misery for almost 4 hours. puke

honeybuzzard

honeybuzzard

United Kingdom
October 2005

JUN 03, 2006 01:59 PM



Boyfriend - "Does this taste funny to you?"

Turns out it tasted pretty damn funny to me...

SirLoins

SirLoins

Killeen, TX
October 2005

JUN 03, 2006 02:12 PM

I threw up last weekend. I mixed my liquors. I woke up and thought to myself "I'm gonna be sick. Well I can just lay here and wait for it to come to me, or I can do something about it."

I've puked so many times from alcohol though that it's a non-issue. Hell, if I've drinken a lot, I'll usually force myself to throw up (two fingers do the trick) before going to bed.

tiree

tiree

Hamilton, ON
December 2005

JUN 03, 2006 02:40 PM

Last night. I got my tonsils out yesterday. Anesthetic and I don't get along well.

Frost

Frost

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

JUN 03, 2006 03:00 PM

the other night niext to my car do to "morning sickness" ha...even though it was 11pm. and it was roman noodles and rootbeer float with some funyons (maybe it was what i ate?) just to let you know! kiss

dingoes8

dingoes8

Milwaukee, WI
March 2004

JUN 03, 2006 03:04 PM

A few weeks ago. I think it was mostly the three martinis in like 30 minutes at the end of the night. I drink martinis because I'm classy.

Skullgrid

Skullgrid

Moncton, NB
June 2004

JUN 03, 2006 03:08 PM

a few months ago, last time I caught a stomach bug. the thing I hate most is when you can't tell which end you're going to puke out of... I end up sitting on the toilet with a bucket between my legs... ugh

ZetaMale

ZetaMale

Tallahassee, FL
April 2006

JUN 03, 2006 03:09 PM

Almost a year ago. I had just gotten my wisdom teeth pulled and I was perscribed Percoset for the pain and an offshoot of penacilin in case of infection. I was expecting the Percoset to be mighty tasty and thus had been looking forward to getting my teeth pulled. I then found out that Percoset doesn't make you loopy, it makes you vomit if you sit up for more than 30 seconds.

A week later I also found out the hard way I'm alergic to penacilin.

thorr74

thorr74

Sylvan Lake, AB
December 2004

JUN 03, 2006 03:14 PM

erm.....about 4 weeks ago.....I think I contracted Norwalk Virus

Emptymouthpiece

Emptymouthpiece

I'm lost
May 2005

JUN 03, 2006 03:25 PM

honeybuzzard said:


Boyfriend - "Does this taste funny to you?"

Turns out it tasted pretty damn funny to me...




That sucks, but I'd like to let you know, you writing that managed to make me laugh so hard and fast I dusted my computer screen with Green Tea. tongue

TReBlah

TReBlah

New Brunswick, NJ
March 2005

JUN 03, 2006 03:29 PM

this morning. drank too much last night and i needed the release. i forced it puke

scarekrow

scarekrow

USA
December 2005

JUN 03, 2006 03:34 PM

About a month ago.
For I did not respect the alcohol, I abused it.

I_of_the_Storm

I_of_the_Storm

Chicago, IL
February 2006

JUN 03, 2006 03:34 PM

Last night while reading Choke. I've no idea why, I just felt really sick all of a sudden.

scarekrow

scarekrow

USA
December 2005

JUN 03, 2006 03:42 PM

Nyingma said:
Last night while reading Choke. I've no idea why, I just felt really sick all of a sudden.



I love that book.

SonOfAPunk

SonOfAPunk

Maple Ridge, BC
January 2006

JUN 03, 2006 03:45 PM

Nyingma said:
Last night while reading Choke. I've no idea why, I just felt really sick all of a sudden.



Oh don't tell PetitePixiePunk this! She's been DYING to find a copy of Choke. I dunno why, but it's been a bitch and a half to find one up here.

Anyhow...

TRUE OR FALSE:

The feeling of knowing you're gonna puke, is a lot worse than actually puking?

I think it is... I always feel better once the poisons went out the way they came in...

Techne

Techne

Boston, MA
August 2005

JUN 03, 2006 03:46 PM

Nyingma said:
Last night while reading Choke. I've no idea why, I just felt really sick all of a sudden.



Well, intestinal blockages are pretty disgusting.

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