The last time you puked, and why?

I feel like I'm gonna puke now. Don't know why. Perhaps because I haven't eaten anything in 24 hours, and I'm all acidy. So after this post, I'm gonna fix that...

Last time I puked must've been when I drank myself to alcohol poisoning on my 19th birthday. Non-alcohol-related: Mr. Noodles food-poisoned me, that fucking prick. I'll never forget the 3 weeks of puking up black syrup!

Mister Noodles, mark my fucking words, I will get you.

I'm allergic to a lot of foods, including Cashews. I ate some by accident in a Luna bar (I swear I read the ingredients about 5 times). Luckily, I didn't go into Anaphylactic shock, but it sucked anyway. Throwing up is one of the grossest things ever.

I don't remember, but It was because I was really sick. And it sucked a lot.

And it's not the throwing up that I hate. The all over body weakness, dry heaves, and general feeling of death are what get me.

[Edited on Jun 03, 2006 by Frank]

Long John Silvers. Enough said.

It was about three years ago, and it was alcohol related.

The old joke is that people get hungry when they're high, but I get hungry when I'm drunk. Like, really hungry. That night I came home late and decided to cook myself rotini alfredo ('cause that's always the thing to do when you're smashed at 2 in the morning)--an entire pound of rotini alfredo. Somehow, and the memory is hazy, I managed to eat the entire thing. Then I went to bed. A little while later I woke up and vomited it all out in the trashcan by my bed. I guess I didn't chew very well, either, because it was pretty much whole. It was pretty vile.

I just caught something, and had spent the entire day struggling into consciousness so that I could get my ass out of bed and go to work in a bar during a concert... Needless to say that when I finally admitted I was beat and called in to work, my stomach decided it had gotten the better of me and decided to make the most of it. Ten minutes later I was wishing my rat bastard bosses could see me with my head in the toilet so they'd maybe have a bit of sympathy for me.

They fired me a week later. I fucking hate them, and I fucking hate my stomach...

It was about 3 years ago, and it was one of those moments where I found myself completely obliterated by 151 shots at a surprise bithday party my brother arranged at our apartment. I was stumbling drunk, and I thought to myself "Puking would really help this". So I walked into the bathroom, and willed myself to vomit. Took about 15 seconds. Then I felt much better, and went back out to the party. For the record folks, I hardly ever drink, and when I do it's rather light...unless you gather all of my friends together for my birthday and genuinely surprise the hell out of me...then all bets are off...

Tried a cigar in Scruffy Murphy's on a whim. Smoking, it seems, makes me sick.

last Saturday on the train home from the cricket after 8 hours drinking

Boyfriend - "Does this taste funny to you?"

Turns out it tasted pretty damn funny to me...

I threw up last weekend. I mixed my liquors. I woke up and thought to myself "I'm gonna be sick. Well I can just lay here and wait for it to come to me, or I can do something about it."

I've puked so many times from alcohol though that it's a non-issue. Hell, if I've drinken a lot, I'll usually force myself to throw up (two fingers do the trick) before going to bed.

Last night. I got my tonsils out yesterday. Anesthetic and I don't get along well.

A few weeks ago. I think it was mostly the three martinis in like 30 minutes at the end of the night. I drink martinis because I'm classy.

a few months ago, last time I caught a stomach bug. the thing I hate most is when you can't tell which end you're going to puke out of... I end up sitting on the toilet with a bucket between my legs... ugh

Almost a year ago. I had just gotten my wisdom teeth pulled and I was perscribed Percoset for the pain and an offshoot of penacilin in case of infection. I was expecting the Percoset to be mighty tasty and thus had been looking forward to getting my teeth pulled. I then found out that Percoset doesn't make you loopy, it makes you vomit if you sit up for more than 30 seconds.

A week later I also found out the hard way I'm alergic to penacilin.

erm.....about 4 weeks ago.....I think I contracted Norwalk Virus

That sucks, but I'd like to let you know, you writing that managed to make me laugh so hard and fast I dusted my computer screen with Green Tea.

this morning. drank too much last night and i needed the release. i forced it

About a month ago.
For I did not respect the alcohol, I abused it.

Last night while reading Choke. I've no idea why, I just felt really sick all of a sudden.

I love that book.

Oh don't tell PetitePixiePunk this! She's been DYING to find a copy of Choke. I dunno why, but it's been a bitch and a half to find one up here.

Anyhow...

TRUE OR FALSE:

The feeling of knowing you're gonna puke, is a lot worse than actually puking?

I think it is... I always feel better once the poisons went out the way they came in...

Well, intestinal blockages are pretty disgusting.