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DebraJean

DebraJean

SUICIDEGIRL

Egypt

JUN 02, 2006 04:20 AM

jason said:
steven segal fuckin kicks ass. im suprised you have the balls to write what you wrote. thats messed up. i bet you werent in new orleans after katrina, in a sheriffs uniform, NO REASON. anyway, i wouldnt fuck with the guy. he can break peoples arms with his doggie-paddle style.



just when I think I have to express myself jason steps in!

*high five*

Moiread

Moiread

Seattle, WA
April 2006

JUN 03, 2006 01:37 AM

*shudder*

lovelysitwell

lovelysitwell

United Kingdom
July 2005

JUN 03, 2006 02:23 AM

steven segal i s one smooth mother fucker!

I

I

San Bruno, CA
March 2003

JUN 03, 2006 11:47 AM

I thought that I was hallucinating when I saw his name on the list of upcoming shows at The Fillmore. The Grateful Dead, The Doors, Willie Nelson, White Stripes, Radiohead, Steven Seagal!!!

FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

JUN 03, 2006 01:23 PM

I thought this was going to be an announcement that he was coming out of the closet.

LadyCakes

LadyCakes

USA
February 2006

JUN 03, 2006 01:59 PM

Frank said:
I thought this was going to be an announcement that he was coming out of the closet.


Me too. Now I'm dissapointed.

sixbysix

sixbysix

United Kingdom
December 2004

JUN 03, 2006 02:01 PM

TheFuckOffKid said:

Dove said:

LokisChild said:
one of his songs is called 'Talk to my Ass' surreal
EL SUICIDO LOCO



oh my god, all my dreams have come true!


Read it and weep.



I did, and I did.

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

JUN 03, 2006 02:06 PM

You could at least spell his name right before you bash him.

Lil_Tuffy

Nokturn

Nokturn

United Kingdom
April 2006

JUN 03, 2006 02:29 PM

No, no, no.
He's done this in so many films. Like in 'Under Seige' when he pretended to be a cook.
And in 'On deadly ground' when he pretended to be an oil station worker.
And in every other film when he pretended to be talented.
Steve is merely pretending to be a singer when actually he's an undercover ex CIA agent who was booted off the force for his rule bending, in yo face attitude to his superiors.
In actuality, Steve is only playing this role in order to lull the terrorists into a false sense of security, when he will strike with deadly accuracy, most likely doing this look...

Then it'll be sayonara Al Qaeda.
skull

sixbysix

sixbysix

United Kingdom
December 2004

JUN 03, 2006 02:32 PM

Nokturn said:
No, no, no.
He's done this in so many films. Like in 'Under Seige' when he pretended to be a cook.
And in 'On deadly ground' when he pretended to be an oil station worker.
And in every other film when he pretended to be talented.
Steve is merely pretending to be a singer when actually he's an undercover ex CIA agent who was booted off the force for his rule bending, in yo face attitude to his superiors.
In actuality, Steve is only playing this role in order to lull the terrorists into a false sense of security, when he will strike with deadly accuracy, most likely doing this look...

Then it'll be sayonara Al Qaeda.
skull



Did you forget to maintain aspect ratio on that pic, or is his face really like that now?

JackMD

JackMD

Vashon, WA
June 2004

JUN 03, 2006 02:34 PM

beaky said:
Hasselhoff...??

[Edited on Jun 01, 2006 by beaky]



that is what i was thinking, Hasselhoff on lead vocals and Segal lead guitar for the ultimate cheesefest

[Edited on Jun 03, 2006 by JackR]

Nokturn

Nokturn

United Kingdom
April 2006

JUN 03, 2006 03:13 PM

sixbysix said:
Did you forget to maintain aspect ratio on that pic, or is his face really like that now?


Steve's face defies the standard rules of geometry and topography.
Because he breaks the rules

I

I

San Bruno, CA
March 2003

JUN 04, 2006 01:41 AM

lil_tuffy said:
You could at least spell his name right before you bash him.

Lil_Tuffy




He deserves an extra a in his name for AWESOME!!!

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