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Alyk

Boston, MA

February 2005

MAY 27, 2006 09:31 PM

CELEB: Patriots, Nips, and Cow Heads: Celeb Scrapple for Sunday, May 28th

JAMES GANDOLFINI IS IRAQ-READY

Patriotism inspired James Gandolfini to declare the United States needs to kick some ass. The Sopranos star recently requested President Bush "reinstate the draft, send 500,000 troops and finish it."

The actor admitted Americans have not done enough for the war effort.

"The American people haven't had to sacrifice anything.

I'd go, I'm too old and fat, but I'd drive a truck.

Just what our soldiers needsome actor dude to drive a truck.

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~Alyk

ANOTHER COMPLETELY KOSHER FEZ QUOTE

I guess now that "That 70s Show" has ended, Wilmer Valderrama, 26, can only keep his name in the headlines by giving some of the most random quotes possible. In this month's Maxim he describes what it was like before he got the acting job.

"When I was 10 years old, we'd pick out a cow and boom! They'd hit it in the head with a hammer, lift it up by the back legs, and skin it in front of us. Then I'd take the head home and make soup."

No wonder the starlets cannot resist him. Wilmer, it's what's for dinner.

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PARIS HILTON'S NIP-TASTIC VIDEO SHOOT

While filming her new music video, Paris Hilton did what Paris Hilton does best: throw sand around and flash her nipples. Her video shoot antics are just one of the many reasons Out magazine voted the socialite Americas favorite gay icon.

Paris Hilton has topped a new gay poll as the Hottest Reason To Be Hot this summer. Editors of gay magazine Out chose the hotel heiress as the year's most exciting gay icon ahead of new Superman Brandon Routh and Meryl Streep as a catty fashion boss in The Devil Wears Prada.

Other stars making the magazine's 'hot' list include Mission: Impossible III star Jonathan Rhys-Meyers and "Greys Anatomy" star Sandra Oh, who is named the "Hottest Gay Icon in The Making."

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~Alyk

mamet

Charleston, SC

March 2005

MAY 28, 2006 10:13 AM

At this point, I think everyone in America could draw Paris' breasts from memory.

Rhys

SUICIDEGIRL

Florida, USA

MAY 28, 2006 10:15 AM

Other stars making the magazine's 'hot' list include Mission: Impossible III star Jonathan Rhys-Meyers

*sigh* it's like the whole world knows about him now *sniffle*

Alyk

Boston, MA

February 2005

MAY 28, 2006 10:26 AM

mamet said:
At this point, I think everyone in America could draw Paris' breasts from memory.

I'm working on a sketch of this one right now.

FunkySkunk

Gainesville, FL

July 2004

MAY 28, 2006 10:48 AM

"The American people haven't had to sacrifice anything.

I'd go, I'm too old and fat, but I'd drive a truck.

Thats it! We need mobsters in Iraq. They would rebuild all the utilities and keep the nieghborhoods safe (just like the old days of new york) and if anyone gave them trouble... "Achmed sleeps with the fishes".

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

MAY 28, 2006 10:54 AM

mmmmm ... cow head soup.

Margot_Dent

Los Angeles, CA

February 2004

MAY 28, 2006 10:55 AM

mamet said:
At this point, I think everyone in America could draw Paris' breasts from memory.

please tell me you were quoting state and main?

mamet

Charleston, SC

March 2005

MAY 28, 2006 11:08 AM

Margot_Dent said:

mamet said:
At this point, I think everyone in America could draw Paris' breasts from memory.

please tell me you were quoting state and main?

Dude, what is my screen name?

Margot_Dent

Los Angeles, CA

February 2004

MAY 28, 2006 11:09 AM

mamet said:

Margot_Dent said:

mamet said:
At this point, I think everyone in America could draw Paris' breasts from memory.

please tell me you were quoting state and main?

Dude, what is my screen name?

you make a good point.

so, that happened.

CocoabutteR

Brooklyn, NY

March 2006

MAY 28, 2006 11:13 AM

Paris Hilton has no purpose...she deserves to die.

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

MAY 28, 2006 11:20 AM

CocoabutteR said:
Paris Hilton has no purpose...she deserves to die.

Can we hit her in the head with a hammer and then make soup?

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ

January 2004

MAY 28, 2006 11:55 AM

The American people haven't had to sacrifice anything.

I think there should be a draft for people +30 who make more than $60K a year.

Conscription is slavery.

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY

November 2003

MAY 28, 2006 12:28 PM

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MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY

November 2003

MAY 28, 2006 12:29 PM

SirPsychoSexy said:

The American people haven't had to sacrifice anything.

I think there should be a draft for people 30 who make more than $60K a year.

Conscription is slavery.

Slavery? But TV says that in army I'll just get to do a bunch of cool stuff that will lead to me getting an awesome job in the private sector!

I am so disillusioned.

SluttyGoodGirl

Portland, OR

February 2004

MAY 28, 2006 12:53 PM

We have all seen Paris fucking some guy - saw the tits, saw the puss, saw the ass....does anyone really even care about a nipple slip now?

catdad

Portland, OR

August 2002

MAY 28, 2006 01:06 PM

"...but I'd drive a truck.

I believe they have some openings big guy. Put your life where your mouth is if you think it's the right thing to do.

BurningKrome

San Jose, CA

April 2005

MAY 28, 2006 02:02 PM

mamet said:
At this point, I think everyone in America could draw Paris' breasts from memory.

Tryue, but at least it wouldn't take long...or much paper...

I mean, I think James Gandolfini probably has better tits.

Hey, maybe she could go to Iraq and drive a truck. Or, at least, entertain the troops (if they don't mind ending up on the inet.)

[Edited on May 28, 2006 2:04PM]

JohnClement

Silver Spring, MD

January 2004

MAY 28, 2006 06:35 PM

They'd take a cow home and make soup?

What I really want to know is, why did they decide on soup?

mamet

Charleston, SC

March 2005

MAY 28, 2006 06:42 PM

SluttyGoodGirl said:
We have all seen Paris fucking some guy - saw the tits, saw the puss, saw the ass....does anyone really even care about a nipple slip now?

The nipple slip is the building block of all life. It sustains us. It is scientifically proven that water is, in fact, 98% nipple slip.

[Edited on May 28, 2006 by mamet]

SluttyGoodGirl

Portland, OR

February 2004

MAY 28, 2006 06:44 PM

^^^^^

mamet

Charleston, SC

March 2005

MAY 28, 2006 06:45 PM

BillHaverchuck said:
They'd take a cow home and make soup?

What I really want to know is, why did they decide on soup?

Because you can make a lot of it fairly inexpensively?

JohnClement

Silver Spring, MD

January 2004

MAY 28, 2006 06:56 PM

mamet said:

BillHaverchuck said:
They'd take a cow home and make soup?

What I really want to know is, why did they decide on soup?

Because you can make a lot of it fairly inexpensively?

And because I totally missed the head part, somehow. I was thinking more cow.

CocoabutteR

Brooklyn, NY

March 2006

MAY 28, 2006 08:34 PM

Wilmer Valderrama is a fire-crotch.

leavemehere

San Diego, CA

December 2002

MAY 30, 2006 08:05 PM

crispy said:

CocoabutteR said:
Paris Hilton has no purpose...she deserves to die.

Can we hit her in the head with a hammer and then make soup?

Crispy rules!
What a great comment

IDGAS

Jackson Heights, NY

March 2004

MAY 31, 2006 08:28 AM

crispy said:

CocoabutteR said:
Paris Hilton has no purpose...she deserves to die.

Can we hit her in the head with a hammer and then make soup?

And risk mad cow?

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