NEWS: Angelina Gives Birth In Africa

CELEB: Angelina Gives Birth In Africa

Breaking fast—actress Angelina Jolie gave birth to a girl, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, with her partner Brad Pitt. Pitt’s rep confirmed the baby was born Saturday in Africa, but refused to give any other details.

In Touch magazine reported May 26th that Jolie was scheduled for a c-section on Saturday, the 27th at a Namibian hospital.

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DOES IT HAVE FINS!!??

No, just horns and tail.

It has a Shiloh and a Nouvel.

And yet remarkable this has no bearing on my life.

aww well i hope it's healthy. Congrats to them

Shiloh is probably the best celebrity baby name in a long time.

these celebrities and their freakin' baby names.... apple, suri, shiloh?

Either celebrities are the worst namers or are just such geniuses at naming that we all just don't get it yet.

Gwen Stefani named her kid Kingston yesterday. I think that's a pretty cool name.

Anyway, even though I don't care for Angie and Brad, congratulations to them.

Congrats to them. I've always had a crush on her.

And I love Gwen. Congrats to her bundle of King.

To jump on the weird baby name band wagon, Ginger spice named her kid Bluebell Madonna. Yeah, okay, whatever.

Thats a decent name.
Better than kalel or apple at least.

I like how people just always choose to say Africa, as if it's like a single country.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's DNA have combined. Beware of this child. When she's grown, and her powers have come alive, she will be able to induce instantaneous orgasms in man and woman alike. On top of this instant gratification, the recipients of said orgasms will also inexplicably feel like they just got the shit kicked out of them.

Can you imagine how that child was conceived? I wonder how many pieces of furniture those two broke in the process. For some reason when I think of the two of them coupling, I think of two furious wild panthers going at it. Complete with the growls.

And he was still legally married to Jennifer Aniston at the time the kid was conceived, so that's like, double naughty.

Well, that's because you're a heartless heathen bastard who probably spends an hour each day giggling like a schoolgirl about how your screenname is the same as a Danger Mouse character. Because YOU don't set GOALS in life.



-TM

*gasp*

Extra-marital wild panther sex?

Extra-marital wild panther sex without a condom!

That's the naughtiest kind known to man, btw.

not to mention teh hawtness.

Dude, is that the little person who dances on Kid Rock's videos standing next to her?

Maybe he just looked at her and she was instantly pregnant. It's Brad Pitt...I bet he has that power.

I'm having troubles picturing this...someone should sculpt me their interpretation of the birth.

maybe throw in a bearskin rug or something...

It doesn't look like Britney anyways, so I guess it can double for both.

Plus, somehow I picture the current Britney giving birth in a moo-moo with a bag of Cheetos laying on her chest.